Fullmetal Sitting
Edward gets placed on House arrest. Since he doesn't have a home close to the department he has to stay with Roy. For 2 months (Parental, Ed&Roy, Non-Yaoi)
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"Talking"
"Thinking" "Yelling"Frickin Page break
"This day cant get any better can it" An angry 15 year old blonde stomped down the corridors of HQ. He barged threw the doors of Mustangs office. Roy looked up from his newspaper to see a pissed off Edward. Havoc began first by taking his cigarette out of his mouth.
"So Ed, how did court go?" Ed shot a glare at him.
"Oh just peachy, Havoc" Ed said sarcastically.
"Its your own fault Edward" Riza but in.
"It was not!" In the back if his mind Ed, knew it was his fault but he didn't want to admit it in front of everyone, plus part of his mind says its not his fault.
"Ed, you blew up a fuckin train tunnel, how can it not be your fault" Roy said finally getting interested into Ed's excuses.
"How do you manage to blow up a train tunnel?" Breda pocked his head out from the other side of the office.
"Yes Ed, tell us" Roy seemed amused by this.
"Well, The guy pissed me off, that's all" Roy looked irritated; Edward had an "explosive" anger problem when it came to small things.
"And I shot a cannon ball and I missed" Edward finished his story
"You missed?" Riza said rather oddly. "How can someone miss with a cannon ball?"
"So it was your fault" Roy added
"It was not!" He yelled rattling the windows.
"What did the court say about you?" Havoc said joining once again.
"They didn't tell me, they said they wanted to see you Mustang" Ed said pointing his finger at him. Roy shot his head up in confusion and shock. His eyes went wide eyes.
"Why do they wanna see me Edward?" Roy tried his hardest from keeping him yelling, grinding his teeth together. Edward just started chuckling to himself.
"Because I told them you were the one who sent me on the mission, colonel" Roy just snapped right then and there. He has to go to court now, because of Edward, again. He just starred angrily at the cheeky grin of Edward. This was hurting his chance at Furher.
"EDWARD!" Roy lifted his right hand and snapped, Just going above Ed's head and blowing up the door. The dust finally cleared revealing Edward lying on the ground with singed hair.
"And with that I bid you adieu" Edward ran out of the office. Bread, Havoc and Falman who just now appeared on the other side of the door. Havoc was the first to get up
"Hold up Edward wait for me!" yelled Havoc and ran out of the office.
"Right behind ya" yelled Breda and ran after Havoc. Falman just stared and slowly side stepped out of view. Roy dropped his head on the desk and rubbed his temples.
"Shall I get you aspirin sir?" Roy didn't say anything. He just signaled her away with his hands.
Court, 12:30pm
Roy stood beside Ed in an empty courtroom facing the judge in an empty courtroom. Al who was waiting outside the room for the news about Edward and Roy.
"Is it true that you sent Edward on the mission, Colonel Roy Mustang?" The judge asked.
"It is true your honor, and I shall give him full punish—" Roy was cut off by the judge.
"That wont be necessary colonel, now I have heard of you're two's predicaments towards each other and I have thought of a affective punishment for both of you"
"B-both of us sir?" Roy asked. Edward seemed equally shocked and then pretty pleased.
"You were the one who sent Edward here on that mission, now in the case of Edward Elric, He shall be placed under House arrest for two months starting in three days. Since he doesn't have a close enough house to our Department he shall stay with Colonel Roy Mustang"
"WHAT?!" Both of them yelled at the same time, but it was already to late the judge already banged his hammer on the pedestal.
"Now the department manager will be at your house in 3 days Colonel I suggest you keep Edward there, you may leave"
Roy's Office
"10 bucks say the colonel gets in trouble as well" Says Breda leaning over Havoc waving the money in his face.
"Fine I bet 10, they couldn't possibly get the colonel in trouble, I mean he's in the military"
"Im with Havoc on this one" Falman was adding money to the pile.
"You guys are betting on a serious matter?" Said Riza.
"Of course, just a little friendly wager" Said Havoc with another cigarette in his mouth. Then right on cue Mustang came barging threw the doors slamming them right behind him. A few seconds later Edward came opening the door rather roughly and with a little red spot on his forehead he entered the office.
"I don't know how you do it Fullmetal"
"Oh you think Im happy about this colonel"
"Edward what happened?" Riza asked.
"Well I got placed under house arrest for 2 months" Ed said in a happy sarcastic manner.
"Isn't your home 3 days by train, its to far away" Havoc added. Falman and Breda agreed with him.
"I know, so I got placed under house arrest in Colonel shit head over here's house" Everyone stopped what they were doing and just starred at the two guys in front of them. Breda was first to talk.
"So you got punished as well colonel" Breda asked with hope in his voice. Roy just nodded his head yes.
"HA! Pay up" Breda held out his hand and collected the money he won.
"Wha?" Roy said confused
"Nothing"
"I gotta go find Al" Edward walked out of the office angry. They were al quiet until they heard Edward foot steps disappear.
"You know this could be your chance to get to know Edward" Riza spoke up trying to get Roy to as well.
"Please talking to him is like talking to a brick wall" Riza just sighed at Roy's comment and went back to her own work.
"This is gonna be the worst 2 months of my life"