BPOV
It was early in the morning and Charlie was out fishing for the weekend as usual Edward had to go home for a couple of hours so I was left by myself so I decided to take a shower and then go downstairs and eat a little something to tide me over. Once I finished eating I decided I'd just read a book until Edward came and as soon as I lifted up the book something cold and strong knocked me to the ground I immediately recognized the figure to be no other then Edward.
"Hello" I said smiling up at him
"Hi" he replied and returned the smile. Then before I new it he was smothering me with kisses and picked me up off the ground when he was finished and said
"You ready to go to my house? Alice says she has a game for us to play."
"Yep I'm ready to go meat my doom whenever you are." I replied for I new whenever Alice had a game she wanted us to play it never lead us to any good only trouble.
I was so caught up in my own train of thought that I didn't even notice when Edward picked me up and ran to his Volvo sitting outside my house. Before I snapped my seatbelt in place as usual Edward was in the driver's side before I could even blink. And before I new I we were at the Cullen's house and I suddenly felt nervous knowing that whatever Alice had in store for me wasn't good. Edward could feel my tension and rubbed soothing circles into my hand and slowly, but surely I opened the door to the Cullen's house and their was Alice smiling that evil grin of hers whenever she was up to no good witch sent chills of horror running down my spin to my toes.
After a few minutes of acquired silence Alice finally spoke up and said
"Well today we will be playing truth or dare!" she squealed in her sing-song voice of hers. As soon as those words left her mouth my face went paler then usual. I had to find some way out of this before I did something I would regret and then an idea popped into my head as I felt my cell phone in my pocket. I pushed a button that would make my ring tone go off and acted like someone was calling me I looked at the caller ID and pretended that it was Charlie calling me and asked them to give me a minute.
"Yeah…ok dad…sure I'll be there in a minute." I snapped my phone shot and went back to were Edward and Alice were standing.
"Well Alice I guess our little fun will just have to wait cause that was my dad and he wants me to come home and do some chores around the house."
"Awwwww." Alice's face saddened. YES! I thought to myself she actually bought it! I started walking toward the door when all of a sudden Edward was right in front of me uh-oh and he had that smirk on his face that he always had on when he caught me in a lie oh crap please Edward whatever you do please don't tell Alice I thought to myself and then he did exactly what I was hopping he wouldn't do the little trader!
"Is that so Bella because I didn't hear Charlie speaking to you on the other end of the phone."
"Edwarrrrrrrrd!! HOW COULD YOU!"
He flashed me a wide wicked smile oh was he in for it now! Alice came running over and had a huge grin on her face and then before I could protest Edward and Alice were dragging me into the living to join the rest of the family to play the dreadful game.
"Alright guys every ones here so let the games begin!" Alice said great this would be one day I would never forget I could feel deep down in my gut.
EPOV
While Bella was heading for the door I realized that she had been lying just so that she didn't have to play that game so I quickly blocked her way to the door and flashed her a smile letting her now that I had caught lying although I do have to admit I did fall for it at first I think she's been hanging around my family to much. I looked into her chocolate eyes that were pleading me not to tell Alice, but I thought she was making a big deal about this I mean it's just a game and it actually sounded fun so I decided to rat her out even though I new I'd probably have to pay for it later.
"Is that so Bella because I didn't hear Charlie speaking to you on the other end of the phone."
"Edwarrrrrrrrd!! HOW COULD YOU!" she said with an angered face.
I flashed her a wide wicked smile letting her know that she wasn't going to get away and before she could protest Alice and I dragged her into the living were the rest of my family was waiting for our arrival.
Then Alice said
"Alright guys every ones here so let the games begin!" God she could so queer sometimes.
APOV
"Alright everyone since it was my idea to play the game I get to choose the first victim muhuhuhaha! Now who should I choose?" I was having a hard time deciding who I should choose when I decided I'd choose Bella first since she lied to me and made me sad!
"Bella! Truth or Dare?"
BPOV
Oh crap she picked me! Oh was Edward going to pay for rating me out! I didn't want to seem to be a chicken so I did the only other thing I could do and regretted it the moment thoughts words came out of my mouth.
"Dare"
APOV
Yes! She picked dare oh was she in for it and from the vision I just had I new we would all get a kick out of this even Edward even if he does protest the dare at first he'll be happy that she followed through!
"Bella I dare you to let me and Rosalie dress you and put make-up on you as we please then we will take you to a bar and you are to sing two songs oh and you have to get drunk!"
BPOV
WHAT! Was she crazy or something! God do I hate my life sometimes oh well mine as well get this over with.
"A-a-alright." And before I new it Alice and Rosalie dragged me up to Alice's huge bathroom that was about the size of my room! Rosalie made me wear a push up bra and a t-shirt with buttons at the top and showed a little cleavage damn her! Then she put me in a dark blue mini skirt and boots that went up to my knees! Then Alice grabbed me and did my make up I had eyeliner and mascara on then she put silver eye shadow on along with some pink lip gloss. After a few minutes we went down stairs and headed for the car to go to the bar, but some of us and when I mean some of us I mean Edward were to busy staring at me because of what I was wearing.
"Earth to Edward! Hellooooooo"
'W-w-what oh sorry you just look so beautiful." He started kissing me down my neck when all of a sudden I felt Alice grab me a scold Edward and told him that there was enough time for him to do that later on. And so with that said we were off to the bar. When we arrived Alice had gotten me a margarita oh great after finishing my margarita I could feel myself slipping away slowly and feel the alcohol kicking and then I new I had to finish the rest of my dare so I went up on stage and whispered my first request which was Buttons by the Pussycat Dolls the band started to play and I started singing along :
What
it do babyboo
Yeah, little mama you lookin' good
I see you
wanna play with a player from the hood
Come holla at me, you got
it like that
Me, Snoop Dogg with the lil' Pussycat
I show you
how it go down, yeah, I wanna go down
Me and you, one on one,
treat you like a shorty
You look at me and I look at you
I'm
reachin' for your shirt what you want me to do
(Pussycat
dolls)
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But
you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But
I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons
babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon'
do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
Typical and
hardly
The type i fall for
I like when the physical
Don't
leave me askin' for more
I'm a sexy mama (Mama)
Who knows just
how to get what I wanna (Wanna)
What I wanna do is spring this on
ya (On ya)
Back up all of the things that I told ya (Told ya)tha
tha tha
You've been sayin' all the right things all night long
But
I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby,
can't you see?
How these clothes are fittin' on me
And the heat
comin' from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you
know
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But
you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But
I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons
babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon'
do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
You say you're
a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you
had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder
If I'm just too much for
you
Wonder
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder
What I
got next for you
What you wanna do? (Do)
Take a chance to
recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys
that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see?
How these
clothes are fittin' on me
And the heat comin' from this beat
I'm
about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm tellin' you to loosen
up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin'
what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin'
(Uh)
[Snoop Dogg
Now you can get what you want
But I need
what I need
And let me tell you whats cracklacking before i
proceed
I'ma show you where to put it that
PCD told me, yeah, I
thought I saw a pussy cat
You roll with your
Now tell me how ya
feel babydoll
Ashley, Nicole
Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly,
Melody
You tellin' me
[The Pussycat Dolls
Ha, ha...
hot!
Ha, ha... loosen up
Ha, ha... yeah...
Ha, ha... I can't
take this
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe (Uh
huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me
(Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
I'm tellin' you to
loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin'
(Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen
nothin' (Uh)
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe (Uh
huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me
(Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)
I'm tellin' you to
loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin'
(Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen
nothin' (Uh)
I don't know what got into me but all of a sudden I started lap dancing on Edward while singing the song and then when I got board of that I started poll dancing. Then when that song was over I chose my next song which was Wine up by Kat DeLuna.
[Elephant
Man [Verse 1 (Ha ha ha) [Pre Hook [Chorus: [Ivy Queen (Ha
ha ha) [Pre Hook [Chorus: [Elephant Man (woah woah woah) C'mon! [Chorus[3x
It's summertime
Ladies looking hot
Shaking up what
they've got
Elephant Man and Kat, c'mon
Sense
is telling me you're looking
I can feel it on my skin (Whoa)
Boy
I wonder what would happen
If I trip and let you in
Don't get
shook my my aggression
I just might be the one
Let's skip this
conversation
Just whine your body up
Don't
wanna wait no more
(Ha ha ha)
You got what I'm searching
for
Cuz I'm feeling your vibing
[Whine Up
Lyrics on riding high is
exotic
And I want you, I want you here
Pull me closer and
closer and
Hold me tight to your body
I wanna feel you, I wanna
feel you near
Whine up, whine up, whine up,
oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up,
whine up, oye!
A ese nene lo
tengo trikiao (oye)
Cuando lo bailo lo bailo de lao
Y lo empujo
lo tengo tumbao
Con mis caderas lo tengo amansao wind!
Boy keep doing what you're doing get me hot
Winding up your
body you don't have to stop
My temperature is rising want you more
than before
It's an animal attraction, whine your body up
It's the magic on the floor
(Ha ha ha)
I don't wanna
wait no more
Cuz I'm feeling your vibing
I'm
riding high is exotic
And I want you (and i want you too), I want
you (and I want you too) here
Pull me closer and closer (closer
and closer) and
Hold me tight to your body
I wanna feel you (I
wanna feel you too), I wanna feel you near
Whine
up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up,
oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up,
whine up, oye!
Right here
now bring your
body to me right here
she's got the finest body I fear
shake
your booty off
shake it off in high gear
and she runs her
fingers to my ear
and all the black mons got white fear
and she
shakes her booty right here
now pump up the volume right
here
It's rifing
(woah woah woah)
Give
me the whine now
Whine up,
whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine
up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up,
oye!
Loca e que ta!!
She's crazy!
EPOV
Oh my god! What has happened to my sweet Bella my family has turned her into a monster! GRRR! And these males aren't making this any easier ether! That's it I don't care what the dare is we're going home! When I grabbed Bella and put her into the Volvo she passed out great now we have to wait for her to wake up!
When we got home Alice had an evil grin on her face and held up a video camera she had recorded the whole thing so I decided to watch and couldn't stop from laughing! It was so funny!
BPOV
I woke up to a roar of laughter and my head was killing me! Oh no! Alice must have recorded the whole thing god! AND EDWARD WAS WATCHING IT! WHAT THE HELL! Oh this is war!
"So Edward truth or dare?" I asked and every turned around Edward had a scared look on his face when he saw me smile evilly at him.
EPOV
When I looked at Bella she had an evil smile on her face that told me she was out for revenge, but this is Bella we're talking about here so I don't see any need to fear of her so I'll just choose dare and get on with it.
"Dare"
BPOV
YES! He chose dare! He'll be sorry!
"Edward I dare you to go to school tomorrow dressed up like a gangster to Rosalie and Alice's likings and then go up to Mike Newton and sing the song This is Why I'm and while your singing you will have to strip off you clothes until your only in your undergarments."
EPOV
Oh my god! How could Bella do this to me! Oh well there's no backing down now.
APOV
HAHA this was priceless I didn't know Bella had the evil inside of her. Ahhhh this is going to be good. After a few minutes Rosalie and I went shopping and bought Edward baggy pants with chains then we bought him a black t-shirt along with a black and red bandana and a long gold chain necklace oh was this going to be good!
Next Day at School
BPOV
Oh how I couldn't wait we had just pulled up in the parking lot and Edward had all of his gangster clothes and jewelry on and I just saw mike.
"Get going Edward" and with that said he went up to mike and Emmet started the background music and Edward Started to sing:
[Chorus:
Mims [Verse
1 [Chorus [Verse 2 [chorus [verse 3 [Chorus
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why
(this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2
I'm hot cause I'm
fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is why)
This is
why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not
(MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mill,
sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my
back
Niggaz say that we lost it, so I'ma bring it back
I love
the Dirty Dirty, cause niggaz show me love
The ladies start to
bounce as soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest, they love to
take it slow
So when I hit that shit, I watch 'em (get it on the
flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay
'Frisco
to Sac-Town, they do it everyday
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I
hit LA
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way
And when I hit
the Chi', people tell me that I'm fly
They like the way I dress,
they like my attire
They love how I move crowds from
side-to-side
They ask me how I do it, and simply I
reply..
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm
hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2
I'm
hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is
why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't
cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm
hot
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the
block
Every other day, another bitch, another drop
16 bars, 24
a pop
44 a song, nigga gimme what chu got
I'm into drivin cars,
fresh up off the lot
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could
shop
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped
Tell me what
chu need, you know I get 'em by the flock
I call my homie Black,
meet me on the Avvve
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the
bag
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag
Find me
with different women that you niggaz never had
For those who say
they know me, know I'm focused on my cream
Playa you come between,
you better focus on the beam
I keep it so mean, the way you seen
me lean
And when I say I'm hot, my nigga this is what I
mean..
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm
hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2
I'm
hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is
why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't
cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm
hot
This is why I'm hot, shorty see the
drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a gowp
And
then I hit the switch, that take away the top
So chicks around the
way, they call me Creame of the Crop
They hop in the car, I tell
'em "All aboard"
We hit the studio, they say they like
how I record
I gave 'em Black Train and I Did You Wrong
So
everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song
They say I'm
the bomb
They love the way the charm
Hangin from the neck, and
compliments the arm
Which compliments the ear, then comes the
gear
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare
Niggaz
start to hate, rearrange they face
But little do they know, I keep
them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die
Similar to
Lil' Weez cause I got the fire..
This is why I'm
hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why (this is why)
This is
why I'm hot
[x2
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you
not
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot
cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this
is why)
This is why I'm hot...
EPOV
This was so humiliating! I remembered the other part of the dare and half way through the song I started to strip my clothes off when the song was over I quickly went into the bathroom and put my normal clothes on today was going to be an acquired day at school I could hear the disturbing thoughts of all the girls in Forks High School lusting for me and it sent shivers down my spin, but Mikes reaction was priceless haha!
Well if there is one thing I learned is to never mess with Bella unless you wanted to burry your grave. Now who shall be my victim ahh sweet innocent Jasper will wish he was never born muhuhhaha, but until then I will just have to endure three more hours of school.
I'll Update soon if you have any ideas let me know muhuhuhaha these guys can get so evil sometimes (6).