Ninjas in Azeroth

Chapter 5

A new home

Disclaimer: there are several thousand Naruto fics on the website at this moment and to my present knowledge none of there authors own Naruto and neither do I

Disclaimer 2.0: I don't own anything else either

As all of her friends frantically were searching through the town trying to find her Hinata ran and cried humiliated and sadden by what her father had just done. At that moment she realized that he had done that during Naruto's welcome back celebration. With this newly realized knowledge she began to cry even harder at the fact that she felt that she had just ruined her friend party the first meeting he had with his friends in 3 years.

It was at this moment that the blonde ninja in question had appeared on the scene and happened upon the crying girl. He thought that she was crying because of what everyone did to her father so he did what seemed to be obvious to him: he got down on his knees as he approached the crouched form of the crying girl and he began to apologize. "Hinata I'm sorry about that. If it wasn't for granny's temper your dad wouldn't be in the hospital now. I'm really sorry about that." It was at this moment that Hinata became highly confused , the boy who had his first day back in 3 years was just insulted by her father for reasons she did not know she just had to say something. "No I'm sorry Naruto. I feel so horrible my father ruined your welcome back party and humiliated you in front of everybody. This has to be the worst birthday ever." At this point Naruto felt pretty bad but not for the reason you might think. "Oh I'm sorry……uh I guess it's kinda late for this but happy birthday Hinata." Hinata was dumbstruck. He still wished her well even after all that her father had done? He really was nice person but she only had one question left. She rose from the ground and asked Naruto that question that he hoped nobody would ask again. "What did father mean by demon fox?" Naruto gulped as he prepared an answer "Hinata theres something I need to tell you" as he began to tell her more or less his life story

It was at this moment that Hiashi was finally stabilized in the hospital. He asked his attending nurse for some form of painkillers when the nurse told him that he was to be given nothing beyond what he had received until the hokage arrived. Hiashi winced as he waited for Tsunade to visit him….and 20 minutes later she did

When Tsunade entered Hiashi's room she glared at him he sheepishly asked for just one aspirin and she blew up. "Well let's see you were so injured that we had to do things unheard of to keep you alive. We had to put you in 3 full body casts just to keep your bones from dissolving we used nearly every ounce of skin in the burn unit to treat your burns! Those burns were so bad they didn't have a degree we just call them 360 degree burns since they were all over you from head to toe. Now that's not even the worst part you've offended the leaders of the village hidden in the sand one of our closets allies! You've shown a horrible amount of judgment by insulting Gaara's BEST FRIEND! You're lucky you didn't start a full scale war. Hiashi chose this exact point in time to have another dumbass moment. "You're surely not defending the demon fox brat lady Hokage." At this moment a wise crow cawed in the distance

Wise crow:drawn out voice BAKAAA BAKAAAAA BAKKKAAAA

At this moment Tsunade simply flicked Hiashi and with that she broke another wall and sent Hiashi bed, life supports and all hurtling out of a 12th story window towards the ground.

MEANWHILE in the streets of Konoha with Hinata and Naruto

Hinata didn't run from Naruto she didn't scream or tell him she hated him, all she did was listen and tell Naruto that what had happened to him was horrible and that he would never get any hate from her. Now there was only one question left where could Hinata live? Naruto smiled and said "Well its not much but you could always live with me Hinata" Hinata smiled and at that fell asleep in Naruto's arms " I'll just take that as a yes then." He said as he carried her back to his apartment.

In retrospect that may have not been such a good idea. He walked in and placed her in his bed and tucked her in. Now here comes the messed up part. He went to the kitchen to make a cup of ramen and as he turned on the stove…..nothing happened. He looked behind the stove to find that someone stole the gas mane to his apartment. This wasn't the end of his problems though. He went to the cupboard to look for the ramen to find….that someone stole the cupboards. "How the hell?" he asked himself then turned around to find that someone stole his refrigerator. He turned on the sink to find that some one had stolen his plumbing "HOW THE HELL?!" he asked himself rather loudly but not loud enough to wake up his new roommate. He walked over to the light switch to find a hole in the wall that showed that someone stole the electricity to the apartment. "I hate everybody." He said to himself. Sighing he bit his thumb did some hand seals and summoned a toad. This wasn't just any toad it was the toad boss's son gamakichi. He simply told the miniature toad "Yo bud I' m hungry could you go down to Ichiraku's and get me one of those new 'ramen pizzas' I've heard about. "Sure boss whatcha want on it?" the young toad responded. Naruto stated "barbecue pork and extra pepperoni." "Err ok boss" the mini toad shuddered as he jumped out the window and returned a few minutes later with the strange pizza. Since everyone had stolen Naruto's furniture he took the pizza out and used the box as a table. After he had eaten some Jiraiya came through the window with Tsunade in tow. As they gazed around his apartment they simultaneously said "How the hell?" "I know." Naruto replied. Tsunade was now officially fed up with this mess. "Naruto come on I'm getting you a new apartment." He nodded as he ran to his room to pick up Hinata and with her still asleep in his arms as he followed the hokage to what will be his new home

Ok this one was kinda short but I promise there will be longer one just had to get this out of my head early on so the next update should be soon Kyubbi out!