Disclaimer: I do not own Life With Derek.

Author's Note: I wrote this poem based off of a guy I know in real life. We fight all the time, we hate each other, but the times we get along are pure bliss. I kind've find myself falling in love with the kid. So, here's a poem I wrote I about him, but it reminded me of something Casey may say about Derek. :)

I'd take him,
but I can't stand him.
he's all I want,
but I don't want him.

He's so beautiful,
but he disgusts me.
he's so sweet,
but oh so bitter.

He has smooth words,
but a sharp tongue,
He kills me with kindness,
but I'd have killed him by now in all our fights.

I want to spend every day with him,
but I wouldn't like that at all,
he's so adorable,
and he's so lucky because he aggrivates me.

I have a little problem though,
the biggest problem of all,
because you see,
I love him,
but I hate him.