First off, I'd like to say: Stop bugging me to make new chapters to oneshots. They're oneshots. Like this one. I usually have no desire to make new chapters. So stop fucking telling me to!
Secondly, I have been playing waaaaaaaaaaay too much 'The Sims'. So blame them.
Disclaimer: Sims © Will Wright. Naruto © M. Kishimoto. Pooty-tang © Scary Movie 3.
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Naruto was really bored.
He was watching educational t.v.
Educational!
He couldn't go over and see anyone, mainly because Sakura was stalking Sasuke, Sasuke would beat the shit out of him if he went and see him, and he didn't really know any of the rest.
So, he got on his laptop. And yes, Naruto has a laptop. Jirayia forced him too, so he could show him 'Pooty-tang.' Naruto thought that had something to do with soft drinks.
"Let's see…World of Warcraft……some Adults only game Jirayia gave me for my birthday……Supreme Commander…….Tiberum Wars…..Everquest……The Sims Seasons? Alright…I'll play the Sims." He put the game in, and waited the two and a half hours you had to wait for it to load.
Alright. I'm exaggerating. Moving on…
Naruto waited some more for the town to load up…then he clicked on the house he wanted.
And waited some more.
Finally, he came into a house with two females, and a male.
"Hn…whoa…what's this?" He clicked on the female, and saw the Action-KISS, MAKE OUT on it.
"Is that perverted hermit rubbing off on me?" He pondered this.
"Oh hell yes he is." He grinned, rubbed his hands together, and continued to play the game.
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"…Spider Pig…spider pig…does whatever a spider pig does…can he shoot out some webs….no he can't 'cause he's a pig…look out! Here comes the spider pig." Sasuke hummed to himself. He heard loud noises coming from Naruto's house.
"HELL YESSS!" He sighed, and went into his house.
"Naruto, I heard you yelling and-what the hell are you doing?!"
"Sasuke…meet Sakura…Sakura, Sasuke. Sasuke, this is Ino; Ino, Sasuke." He showed a blond girl and the pink-haired girl making out.
"Naruto…….how much time have you dedicated to Jirayia?"
"……only ten hours each day…but! You can make two girls make out! And I removed the censor!" Sasuke looked tempted.
"……you removed the censor grid."
"Yup!"
"………Alright, let me play."
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"Hinata, can you drop these off at Naruto's house?" Sakura asked her young friend as Hinata blushed.
"U-um…s-sure, Sakura. B-But why c-can't you?"
"I have to go tell Tsunade something. Jiraiya's up to something, and she ought to know."
"Al-Alright Sakura." Sakura handed her the box to deliver, and Hinata made her way.
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"N-Naruto…y-your door was o-open…" She saw Sasuke and Naruto, giggling around the computer.
"S-Sasuke?"
"Hey Naruto, I think someone's here." They looked over at Hinata, who stood there, confused.
"Oh…uh…hi…" They both looked at each other.
And blinked.
And blinked again.
"W-what are you d-doing?"
"Um………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………playing…….the Sims…"
"Oh! Can I see?"
"No Hinata, don't-!" Too late. Hinata Hyuuga will remember that day as the day she would be traumatized.
"Is that…Sakura?" Naruto slowly nodded.
"She's…..what is she doing?"
"…she's making out…with Ino."
"Oh……….I…..should go now…." Hinata ran away. Very far away.
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Kakashi had just received a call from Naruto that two chicks were making out. As he walked to his house quickly, a man with the most kick-ass beard came upon him.
"Uh, hi."
"You no Hungry for porn, you hungry, for Hot Pockets!"
"…what?"
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I've always wanted to add the hot pockets guy in there. So uh…Hot pockets © whomever.
Anyway, R&R, flames accepted.