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Expulsion: A Far Too Horrible Revenge

"Oh bloody hell." Harry cursed as he read the letter in his hands.

"What is it?" Hermione asked concerned.

"Is it You-Know-Who?" Ron asked. "Has he viciously and torturously murdered your entire remaining family?"

"Uh, no. But thank you for supplying me with more images for my nightmares."

"Has Snuffles been captured?" Ron questioned.

"No."

"Has it been determined that Severus is your real father?"

"What's wrong with you today?" Harry asked, annoyed.

"Have you decided you really should be in Slytherin."

Hermione was losing her patience. "Shut up, Ronald. Harry, what's wrong?"

"I don't know. This just says to be in Professor Dumbledore's office at three o'clock this afternoon."

"What have you done?" Hermione asked.

"Nothing this week." Harry answered.

"Do you think Malfoy has done something?" Ron questioned.

"I have been expecting it. Though I can't imagine why he would go through the headmaster. I expected a more personal attack or hexing."

"Perhaps Malfoy has decided you aren't worth losing and wants to kiss and make up." Ron suggested.

"Ronald, eat your breakfast." Hermione urged before turning back to Harry. "Whatever it is, it can't be that bad. That, and you had it coming."

"You're a real cheery lot, today, you know that?" Harry asked his best friends before stuffing the rest of his toast in his mouth.

Three o'clock found him outside Albus Dumbledore's office. He knocked and was immediately told to enter. Gathered in the office was Albus, Draco, Remus, and two other people he did not recognize. Dumbledore introduced them, but Harry wasn't really paying attention. Remus' presence there had suddenly made him feel very apprehensive.

"Sit down, Harry." Albus ordered, indicating the chair beside the werewolf.

Harry walked over and sat, nervously looking at Remus. His expression was unreadable.

The headmaster began "Now Harry, because you are being accused of something that could lead to your expulsion-"

"What?" Harry gasped, jumping up.

Remus gently tugged him back down and placed a comforting hand on his knee. "It's alright." he whispered. "I don't believe for a second that you are guilty. Neither does You-Know-Who."

"What does Voldemort have to do with this? Why would he care?" Harry asked, now thoroughly confused.

"Not that You-Know-Who. The other You-Know-Who."

"Huh?"

Remus rolled his eyes, leaned as close to Harry's ear as possible, and hissed "Padfoot."

"Oh." Harry nodded, comprehension suddenly dawning on his face.

"If I may continue?" Albus asked.

"Of course." Remus nodded.

"Harry, because you are being accused of something that could lead to your expulsion, you are allowed to have an adult represent you here. I have asked Remus to take on this resposibility."

"Okay." Harry said slowly. "What has the little butt muncher said now?"

"Harry." Remus gasped, shooting looks at the two wizards Harry still could not identify.

"What?" the teen questioned.

"It isn't a good idea to talk like that in front of the governors."

"Huh?" Harry asked again.

"The two wizards representing the board of governors of Hogwarts." Remus clarified, again looking at the strangers.

"Oh." Harry gasped. "Is that who they are?"

"Were you not listening when you were introduced?"

"To be honest, Remus, no, I was not listening."

It was then that both Harry and Remus became conscious of the fact that everyone was now listening to them. Harry at least had the wisdom to look ashamed before speaking to everyone. "I wasn't listening because I was nervous. It had nothing to do with a lack of respect. Oh, and I'm sorry about the butt muncher thing."

"Why don't we move on to the accusations that Mr. Malfoy is making against Mr. Potter." one of the governors asked.

"Very well." sighed Albus before he was again interrupted.

"There is something you should know first, Mr. Potter, regarding the reason we are here. Mr. Malfoy has requested governor assistance on this matter. He does not believe the headmaster is capable of being unbiased in this investigation." Governor Number Two said. "Normally, Mr. Malfoy Sr. would investigate, but as Lucius is still recovering from your recent break up with his son, he asked us to fill in."

To say Remus looked mildly shocked at the mention of a relationship between Harry and Draco would be an understatement. He managed to keep his immediate questions to himself and instead looked to Albus. "Can we please get on with this?"

"Harry," the headmaster said, "Draco is accusing you of sexual harassment."

"What?" Harry asked. "That's absurd."

"So you are denying these accusations, Mr. Potter?" Governor Number One asked.

"Are you crazy? Hell yes, I'm denying it. Look at him. A person could go blind off the glare of his pasty arse."

"Harry." whispered Remus fervently. "Calm down."

"Like you're so great yourself." Draco retorted. "The only way you could ever get laid is from behind; no one will be able to take looking at that arse-ugly scar."

Harry stared silently at Draco for a moment. One moment is all it took for him to make up his mind; one moment for him to decide. He had expected revenge but this was too much. Trying to get Harry expelled was crossing the line. If Malfoy wanted to play dirty, Harry could play dirty too. That damn hat wanted to put him in Slytherin for a reason.

Harry took a deep breath before he said anything. He slowly exhaled, then looked at Draco with tears, albeit fake tears, in his eyes.

"You didn't seem to have a problem with my appearance last night."

"Excuse me? What are you on about, Potter?" Draco asked.

"Draco asked me to his dorm room. I thought he wanted to reconcile. In my heart I knew it was a bad idea to go, but I just couldn't help it. I suppose a part of me still cares about my little dracee-poo."

By this point, Draco's face had twisted into a horrible combination of shock, disgust, and a tiny bit of respect that Harry was this good at lying on the spot.

Harry continued his tale. "He and I had difficulty in regards as to when I should give him my virginity. It was the reason for our split, as Professors Dumbledore and Snape can attest to. Last night, he said he wanted it and would not take no for an answer. It was only my uncontrollable magic that protected me. I'm sure that is why he is now claiming harassment. He is angry at me for last night's magical outburst, and for the fact that he still did not get what he wants."

Silence prevailed when Harry finished. Dumbledore sat regarding Fawkes, the two governors stared at each other, Remus looked between Harry and Draco while wondering what the hell was going on, and Draco and Harry appeared to be staring each other down. Finally, Governor Number Two spoke.

"Why did you not tell anyone about this before now, Mr. Potter?"

"I was afraid. I'm the Boy-Who-Lived. I can't let people find out that I was almost assaulted by a Malfoy because I was stupid enough to go to his dorm room with him. What would people say?"

"I see." Governor Number One said. "Well, it is obvious that we are not going to be able to solve much this afternoon. Indeed, we have more questions now than before we met. We will be meeting with your friends and some of your professors to verify the accounts we have been given by you both. Until then, you are not to be alone together at any time. Now if you will excuse us, we have much to do."

Draco followed the governors out, leaving only Albus, Remus, and Harry.

"Harry, Sirius will be arriving tomorrow. While he can't openly support you, he wants to be here for you. He will be staying in Remus' temporary quarters." Albus informed him. "Now if you will excuse me, I have a meeting with the house heads.

"Oh course, Albus. Thank you for allowing me to stay at the castle during this difficult time for Harry." Remus said.

Harry was relieved that he could leave. He needed to get to Ron and Hermione before the governors did. He was really with them last night in the kitchens, and needed to tip them off as soon as possible.

"I was wondering if we could have a talk, Harry?" Remus asked.

"Can't it wait?"

"Well, I suppose, but-"

"It's just that whatever I tell you, I will have to repeat for Sirius tomorrow. Can't we wait for him so I only have to go through it once?"

Remus, thinking Harry just wanted to spare himself any additional pain, agreed and bade Harry goodbye. The teen shouted a hurried "bye" over his shoulder as he sprinted out the door and toward the common room, where he knew Ron and Hermione would be.

A/N: Me again. This story, unlike the other Horrible ones will have multiple chapters, as it all follows one story line with an actual plot. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed any of these stories. I still can't believe they are as well liked as they are. Please keep it up. The next chapter should be up soon.