Title: Many ways to kill/annoy Karin
Warning: VIOLENT! Lol.
Distribution: Ask and you may receive… If we feel like it.
Disclaimer: We don't own NARUTO, but we do own these evil ways to kill our least favorite kunoichi. Stupid girl.. who throws herself all over SASUKE-KUN! Arrgh. (Oh, and this was written by Ebil Chameleon and you.broke.a.promise, who have a combined account with the penname 'Tempting Kunoichis', there will be stories up a.s.a.p)
A/N: We were eating lunch one day and Rach starting spouting out that she wanted to kill Karin by giving her thousands of paper-cuts. And then we got into it. So here we are, and thus: the first one.
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1. Give her thousands of paper-cuts.
2. Pour salt on them.
3. Fill a pond with oil, and set Karin on fire. When she jumps in the pond, the fire WILL NOT go out.
4. Tie her up, and have Sasuke and Sakura kissing in front of her.
5. Bury her alive with hundreds of snapshots of Sasuke with Sakura.
6. Cut her hair so that it's normal.
7. Tell her she's fat and that Sasuke-kun will never love her.
8. Put her in a metal interrogation chair and repeatedly stab almost every part of her body with senbon.
9. Sic Kakashi's nin-dogs on her.
10. Have Gai follow her around claiming loudly that she is 'un-Youthful'.
11. Force her to train with Lee and Gai.
12. Ask Naruto to take her out for ramen.
13. Make her pay for it.
14. Stick her in a room with Juugo and make him mad.
15. Tell Sakura that Sasuke cheated on her with Karin.
16. Stick one 'Uchiha Sakura' in an enclosed room with her.
17. Tell her that Sasuke wants her to steal Kakashi's Icha Icha books.
18. Watch and laugh.
19. Tell Sasuke that Karin at the last tomato.
20. Once again, watch and listen for 'CHIDORI!'.
21. Tell Sakura that Karin molested Sasuke-kun.
22. When Tsunade-sama walks into her office and can't find her sake bottle, tell her that some girl named Karin stole it.
23. Break her glasses.
24. Repeatedly poke her in the eye.
25. Video-tape Sasuke and Sakura getting married.
26. Play it every time you see her.
27. Tell Gaara that Karin challenged him to a death match.
28. Tell Sasuke that Karin challenged him to a death match.
29. Tell Sakura that Karin challenged Sasuke to a death match.
30. Tell Lee that Karin killed Sakura.
31. Tell Kiba that Karin ate Akamaru.
32. Tell Chouji that she called him fat.
33. Tell Neji that she called him a weak, blind girl.
34. Raise Orochimaru temporarily from the dead and tell him that Karin said he was a 'Michael Jackson look alike'.
35. Tell Tsunade that Karin called her old.
36. Follow her around all day and say "D'oh!" Every time she tries to speak.
37. Have Naruto impersonate Sasuke and kiss her, and then when she opens her eyes again, have Naruto laugh and turn back into himself.
38. Have several genin kick her in the shins.
39. Have a three year old call her a 'worthless old monkey'.
40. Throw marsh mellows at her.
41. Stick angry kitties on her head.
42. Shove her and the kitties in the shower with cold water.
43. Chuck ice-cubes at her head.
44. Poke her chest and say, "Flat."
45. Die her hair green while she sleeps and say, "Oh! Suigetsu, there you are!"
46. Tell Jiraiya that Karin wants to be his model.
47. Ask Kakashi to show you his Chidori again.
48. Tell him Karin is willing to be the test dummy.
49. Go onto the Prince Of Tennis set and borrow some Inui juice. Give it to her when she's really thirsty.
50. Put random glasses of it all around her house.
51. Cut off her water supply.
52. Make Lee sad and tell Gai-sensei it was Karin.
53. Tell TenTen that Karin hit on Neji.
54. Laugh as Karin is continuously tortured by TenTen.
55. Insist that she is the Akatsuki leader after piercing her nose. (OUCH.)
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Hehehehe. 333