Haha. I'm writing again.

This is for WritesRandomCrap

Cheers!

Words: iPhone, Laptop, Sonic(restaurant), Wikipedia, I am a Tree ph34r me, Inui Juice, My Little Pony, Rock Paper Scissors, Commoner, Medication, Game System Suicide, Ceiling Fan

"Ore-sama demands that you buy an iPhone for me!"

"Go. Get. Your. Own. Fucking. iPhone!" Shishido shouted.

"Ore-sama is too busy to buy a laptop to buy the iPhone!"

"Buy the laptop and then buy the iPhone! It's not that hard!"

"Only commoners buy two things at once!" Atobe said.

"...Whoever made up that rule is the stupidest person on earth."

"Ore-sama demands that you buy it for me!"

"..."

Mukahi was bouncing up and down and singing 'My Little Pony'.

Oshitari was reading a book.

Jirou was sleeping.

"Oi! Shut up!" Shishido yelled at Mukahi.

"Don't tell me to shut up! I am a tree! PH34R MEEEE!!!!"

"..."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"He snapped again."

"I AM A TREE! PH34R MY WRATH OF DOOM!! I SHALL MAKE GAME SYSTEMS COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE THEY DID NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!"

"..."

Mukahi pointed at Jirou. "YOU! BOY! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!"

Jirou woke up. "Huh?"

"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!! I CHALLENGE YOU!"

"...Ok."

Jirou and Mukahi began playing rock paper scissors.

"Ore-sama shall blow up Sonic!"

"...Atobe, isn't that a resturant?" Oshitari asked.

"I shall blow up Sonic!"

Shishido looked over to Oshitari. "I don't think he knows what he's talking about anymore."

Mukahi began whining. "I want Wikipedia!"

"..."

"Wikipedia's cool! I'm learning stuff everyday!"

"Sure...did you take your pills this morning?" This from Shishido.

"Shut up! Wikipedia BOMBS THE WORLD!!"

"..."

"You're the one who needs medication! You're like, in total denial!"

"How am I in total denial?"

"Dunno. You just are. YOU'RE IN TOTAL DENIAL!!!"

"..."

"I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND DEMOLISH INUI JUICE!"

"You know, the whole ruling the world thing is getting old."

"I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND INUI JUICE SHALL DIE!"

"Uhh...no you won't."

"INUI JUICE SHALL DIE!"

"..."

"I SHALL KILL IT WITH A CEILING FAN!"

"..."

"AND THEN MY IQ SHALL BECOME POSITIVE!"

"...Yeah. Positively outrageously stupendously negative!"

"That didn't make any sense."

"Well, your brain doesn't make any sense."

"My brain has nothing to do with this."

"You computer cries from abuse because you write shitty fanfiction."

Mukahi's expression was of incredible outrage. "I DO NOT WRITE SHITTY FANFICTION!"

"Yes you do. It's all about ruling the world, killing Kikumaru, and getting rid of Inui Juice."

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WRITES SHITTY FANFICTION!"

"I don't write fanfiction."

"EXACTLY!"

"..."

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