Author's note: I'M BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY ZEXION!!! HELP ME!!!

Zexion: -smacks author- quiet you. Write. Now.

Erinicole12: -shocked, fearful tears well in eyes-

Axel: -bursts through door, wielding chakrams- Zexion!

(Battle begins between Zexion and Axel)

Erinicole12: Yay Axel!!! .

While they're busy with that, on to the disclaimer and Chapter 5!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, or Organization XIII. I only own the plot of my story.

A Day in the Life of a Nobody

Chapter V

Zexion sighed, and walked toward the two feuding nobodies. When he got close enough and saw an opening, he summoned his lexicon. He then took himself, Demyx, Marluxia and Larxene inside the pages.

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Axel and Roxas watched as the book disappeared in a vortex of darkness.

"Wow…" Roxas breathed in astonishment. "Where did they go?" he looked up at Axel, who appeared impassive.

He took them into the book… he's up to something… and its not going to be good… Axel thought grimly.

He snapped out of his thoughts and looked down at his wide-eyed friend.

"Inside the book. Some alternate universe. I've never been in there before. But knowing Zexion, its bound to be depressing and emo." Axel said.

"Yeah…" Roxas said, zoning out.

"Hey, you wanna head to Twilight Town for some sea-salt ice cream? My treat." Axel said, holding out his hand to Roxas.

"Your treat? What's the catch?" Roxas eyed the redhead suspiciously.

"No catch, I just thought that we should get out of here before Xemnas notices and sticks us with the job of cleaning up this mess." Axel said casually, putting his hands behind his head and looking up at the slightly damaged castle.

Roxas looked up at the castle as well. Marluxia's window was badly broken, and there were scorch marks everywhere, most likely from Larxene's lightning bolts.

"AXXXEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!" a deep, furious voice called.

"Last one to Twilight Town is Marluxia's sex toy!" Roxas panicked, running into the portal he created.

"What? Hey!" Axel yelled, running after the young blonde, laughing.

Inside Zexion's book…

"Whoa…" Demyx gasped in awe of the place Zexion had taken them. Marluxia, Larxene, Demyx, and Zexion were standing on a wide, round battlefield. Around them was darkness and giant books, floating about them. Demyx reached out to try and grab one of the giant books, but Zexion grabbed his arm.

"Don't touch, Demyx. That one might shave all the hair off your body." Zexion chuckled as Demyx held his hand close to him and turned a pale color.

"So, why did you bring us here, Zexion?" Marluxia asked, his scythe disappearing.

"You better get us out of here now!!!" Larxene yelled, as her knives disappeared as well.

"I will. But first, we have some business to deal with." Zexion said, turning away from Marluxia and Larxene.

"Like what?" Marluxia asked rudely.

"Getting revenge on Axel and Roxas." Zexion said, a smirk crossing the blue haired nobody's face.

"Now you're speaking my language…" Larxene said, an evil grin forming on her lips.

"I thought you would be interested…" Zexion said.

Demyx jumped onto Zexion's back, throwing his arms around his neck and holding on.

"So what's the plan, Zexy?" Demyx asked cheerfully, not minding the sniggers coming from Marluxia and Larxene.

Zexion peeled Demyx off his back. He turned to Marluxia and Larxene as he began to explain his plans.

With Xemnas and Saix… (A/N: This is after Saix went out of Demyx's room, while the battling and everything was happening. Just wanted to throw them back in.)

Saix rushed out of Demyx's room, fixing his cloak and ruffled hair. He was so flustered about what had just occurred, that he didn't notice the thumps and curses from Marluxia's room. He rushed down the hall back to Xemnas's room. When he reached the door with the Number 1 on it, he knocked.

A moment later, Xemnas's amber eye appeared when the door opened a slit. At first, it was narrow and menacing. Once it realized who was at the door, it widened then disappeared. A clicking was heard from behind the door and Xemnas opened the door with open arms.

"Come in, Sai- erm, Number 7." Xemnas said, ushering Saix inside.

Once inside, Xemnas locked the door again. Saix looked around the room. It was still the same as when he had left it to deal with Demyx. Xemnas's room was different than all the rest. Everything in the room was dark. Dozens of plans, calculations, and sketches decorated the walls. A large, lavish bed with black sheets and pillows was in the center of this dark room. Saix turned to Xemnas, who had thrown his arms around his neck and already started him in a passionate kiss. Saix fell onto the bed, rubbing his hands on Xemnas's back and pulling on his hair. Xemnas was rubbing his hands on Saix's chest, looking for the zipper for his cloak. Once his fingers found it, Saix's cloak was off, revealing Saix's bare torso. Xemnas stopped kissing Saix and began licking his chest, his fingers reaching for his pants. Saix let out a moan of ecstasy, and began stripping down Xemnas. Soon, both nobodies were completely naked.

Xemnas began going faster and faster. His groin was rubbing against Saix's so hard; it would have been extremely painful if they weren't locked together in a kiss.

Then, the moment was ruined when an explosion was heard outside. Saix and Xemnas paused in mid kiss and instinctively looked to where the explosion came from. They looked at each other, unsure of what to do next. Xemnas immediately got off Saix and put on his clothes back on. Saix did the same thing, unsure of what Xemnas was going to do.

"I'm going to check on that." Xemnas growled.

And kill whoever was the cause of it! he finished in his head.

Saix followed Xemnas out of the room.

Xemnas fast walked down the hall. Marluxia and Larxene's rooms were open, so he looked inside. When he looked inside Marluxia's room, he froze in shock. Besides the scorch marks and torn up flowers, the window was broken, and there was a gaping hole in the wall. Making his way to the hole, he also saw that Demyx's room was also trashed. Whatever had caused Marluxia and Larxene to get so mad could have only been the fault of one person.

""AXXXEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!" Xemnas called. He rushed to the window, and saw a portal disappearing.

In Twilight Town…

Axel and Roxas were sitting together on the clock tower, slurping their sea-salt ice creams and gazing at the eternal sunset. Axel had his arm wrapped tightly around Roxas's waist.

Roxas squirmed a little, trying to get Axel to loosen his grip.

"Axel, do you have to hang on to me so tightly? A guy still has to breathe, you know." Roxas said.

"Sorry Roxy can't do that. I don't want you to fall." Axel said, holding on tighter.

Roxas stopped struggling and crossed his arms, looking at Axel in an angry pout.

"Don't give me that look." Axel jokingly scolded him. He leaned down to lick up the ice cream that was falling all over Roxas's hand. When he had gotten it all off, he looked at the young blonde again, his lips still in a pout, and his blue eyes shimmering. Axel couldn't resist him. He was just too damn cute. He leaned into Roxas, giving his lips a soft kiss. He held it for a few seconds then released. Roxas opened his eyes in shock, dropping his ice cream. He loved the way Axel's lips felt against his. When he felt him separating, he didn't want him to. He couldn't control himself. He grabbed Axel's collar and pressed their lips together forcefully, holding on tightly as if his life depended on it. Axel was slightly surprised by the younger nobody's force, but found that he enjoyed Roxas's new found confidence and further deepened the kiss. He pressed his tongue against Roxas's closed lips, asking to come in. Roxas opened his mouth slightly and was shocked at what Axel was doing, but followed what Axel was doing, their tongues dancing together. They separated, panting slightly. Roxas gazed into Axel's eyes, but immediately averted his gaze, slightly confused at what had just happened. Axel stood up, stretching casually as if nothing had happened.

"Do you think its safe to go back?" Axel asked.

"I hope so." Roxas said, standing up, wobbling a bit.

Axel grabbed Roxas's hand and held him steady. He summoned a portal and walked through, still holding him.

Back in the book….

"So everyone gets the plan?" Zexion asked, as everyone turned to look at Demyx.

"Don't look at me like that! I know what to do…" Demyx said, scratching his head confusedly. "Uh, remind me what I'm supposed to do again?"

Larxene smacked her own head in frustration. Marluxia rolled his eyes. Zexion grabbed Demyx's shoulders, making him look him in the eyes.

"Just make sure that Roxas is in the main room when the time comes, ok? And make sure that neither of them know about the plan, ok?" Zexion said slowly, to make sure he understood him.

"Got it!" Demyx nodded enthusiastically.

Zexion, Larxene, and Marluxia let out a sigh of relief.

"Good. Now get us out of here Zexion!" Larxene yelled.

Zexion's eyes went black and began to float in the air, a dark aura surrounding him.

"Close your eyes…" he said, in a voice that was not his own.

Marluxia, Larxene, and Demyx were engulfed in darkness. Moments later, they were back on the grounds where Marluxia and Larxene were just battling.

"Let's get going." Zexion said, walking into a portal.

"Wait for meee Zexy-kun!!!" Demyx called out, following him.

Larxene chuckled, Marluxia giving her an are-you-ok look.

"It's just funny, the way Demyx calls him Zexy-kun. Its almost cute." She said, crossing her arms. Marluxia shrugged and walked into his own portal. Larxene followed suit.

Back to Xemnas….

Xemnas was enraged that Axel had not appeared. He walked back into the hallway, where he saw Vexen and Lexaeus talking together.

"You two! Numbers 4 and 5! Clean up this mess!" he said, walking in between them and storming off, fuming.

Vexen and Lexaeus looked at each other, wondering what Axel had done this time to get him so pissed. But, orders were orders. They walked into Marluxia's room and began repairing the damages. It didn't take long; all they had to do was control the darkness and the repairs were made. Vexen fixed Marluxia's room and garden, and Lexaeus repaired Demyx's room. 10 minutes later, they were done, and on their way back to Vexen's lab.

"Are we the only sane people in the Organization?" Vexen asked, a depressing tone in his voice.

"Probably." Lexaeus shrugged.

Axel and Roxas appeared in Axel's room again. Axel threw himself onto his bed, relaxing in the blood red sheets he had picked out. Roxas felt a little awkward about what had happened on the clock tower. He couldn't describe how he felt while he was doing it. He was too afraid to talk to Axel about it, and he hoped Axel wouldn't sense his wariness.

"I'm gonna go." Roxas mumbled, summoning a portal next to his bed.

Axel got up and grabbed Roxas by the shoulders and made him look at him. He could see the confusion and uncertainty in his blue eyes.

"Hey, about what happened on the clock tower… are you ok about it? Cause if you… you know, don't want to talk to me anymore, its ok…" Axel said, shifting uncomfortably.

"No, no. I'd never want that. I just need some time to think things over, sort things out… ok?" Roxas said, freeing himself from Axel's grip and walking into the portal.

Axel hung his head down, letting his locks drape his face.

"Ok…" Axel mumbled.

Roxas appeared back in his room, completely unprepared of what was to come.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry if this isn't as funny as expected and if my attempt of yaoi is bad, I'm sorry!!! I'm going through a terrible block and I'm losing my mind, and the two crazy nobodies battling and the fact that I'm tied to a chair isn't helping me concentrate either! PLEASE REVIEW ANYWAY!!!! Thank you.

Axel: BURN BABY, BURN!!! -throws chakrams at Zexion-

Zexion: Hmph. -dodges chakrams easily-

Axel: -chakrams come back to Axel, singes Zexion's cloak- Hehe

Demyx: NO! ZEXY-KUN!!! -tackles him into portal- THIS ISNT OVER!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU, ZEXY-KUN!!!

Axel: -comes over and unties author- You ok?

Erinicole12: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks so much.

Axel: Hey, as long as the author's happy, bad things don't happen to me in the story right?

Erinicole12: Right… hehe -sweatdrop-