Author's Note: I hath dedicate this to BrOkEnEnGlIsH13, the first person who commented on my first fanfic, The Purpose of a Nobody! She also put all alerts on me, so this is for you!!!! You Rock my Soxs!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Kingdom Hearts 2. If I did, Roxas would be whole, Axel would never have died, and a part of the game would be annoying Mansex, I mean Xemnas. ;;
A Day in the Life of a Nobody
This is the stuff that the rest of the Organization has to go through when Axel and Roxas get bored, and have nothing to do. Read forward with caution. You have been warned.
Roxas and Axel sat on Roxas's balcony in The World that Never Was, and looked at Kingdom Hearts, the glowing, moon-like presence it is.
"Axel?" Roxas asked.
"Yeah, Rox?" Axel asked.
"I'M BOOOORED…" Roxas complained.
"So what do you want to do?" Axel asked, inching closer to him.
"I dunno…" Roxas said, looking away.
"Well, I have a few ideas…" Axel said playfully, moving closer and closer to Roxas.
"What?" Roxas asked, looking up at his friend, whose face was now dangerously close to his.
"Oh, I think you know what I'm thinking…" a mischievous grin made its way onto Axel's face.
Roxas' eyes brightened up. "Oh, I think I do…"
"Let's…"
"GO PLAY A PRANK ON DEMYX!!!" Roxas finished Axel's sentence joyfully.
The two Nobodies entered a portal to Axel's room to plan.
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Roxas grabbed Axel's laptop and jumped onto his bed, beginning to surf the Internet.
"Whatcha doin'?" Axel asked, peering into the screen.
"Trying to think of the perfect idea" Roxas said, typing.
Axel lay down next to the blonde, with his hands behind his head, as he stared out into space. Their planning was interrupted with a loud bang on the door.
"Who are you, and what do you want?!" Axel yelled at the door.
"Zexion. Vexen wants you two to go into his lab, NOW," the blue-haired nobody said.
Axel and Roxas looked at each other, evil grins across their faces.
"I'll get the door," Roxas whispered.
"And I'll get the rope," Axel whispered back.
They crept around the room until Axel was ready with the rope. Roxas stood by the door and mouthed, "Ready?"
Axel nodded, the rope in his hands. Roxas counted down "3…2…1, go!"
Roxas threw open the door and stepped out of the way as Axel appeared behind Zexion and tackled him into the room. Roxas slammed the door shut and winced, hoping that no one would suspect anything.
Axel was still on top of a struggling Zexion as he said, "Roxas!!! A little help here?!"
Roxas ran to him and held down Zexion's wildly flailing arms as Axel tied them tight. They grabbed his arms and hoisted him up. Roxas found some more rope and helped Axel tie down Zexion to a chair. When they were sure that he was unable to move, they stood back to marvel at their handiwork. Zexion's hair was completely messed up from the struggle, and he was giving them evil stares for tying him to a chair. Axel and Roxas returned his stares with big grins.
"So, Roxas, what shall we do with him now?" Axel asked, facing his partner-in-crime.
"Hmmm…. I really don't know, Axel. The possibilities are endless…" Roxas replied, his evil grin returning.
Roxas and Axel pretended to think, when in truth, the perfect plan to get Demyx was already forming.
Zexion flipped his hair back into place and stated, "Let. Me. Go. Or you two will suffer greatly." His eyes were filled with rage.
"Tell ya what, Zexy," Axel said, putting his arm around his victim. "You do what we want, and we'll do what you want. Got it memorized?"
Zexion thought for a moment, then hung his head in regret.
"Fine. What do you want?" he muttered.
"He's so cute when he's helpless, isn't he, Axel?" Roxas said, mocking him playfully.
"Oh yes, Roxy, I agree. And I'm sure… Demyx would agree as well, wouldn't he?" Axel said, winking to Roxas.
Zexion's head was still hung, but his eyes widened under his bangs.
"Oh yes, Axel… I bet he would…" Roxas said mischievously.
"I don't like where this is going…" Zexion said.
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But I do!!!
Yesh, my first chapter is done!!! Sorry that it's so short. If it is short. Whatever. This is going to be good. I hope. I think. I don't know!!! Oo;;
Anyways, R & R!!! Give me some ideas!!! I'm kinda making this up as I go along, so IDEAS ARE WELCOME!!! Tell other people to read this too!!! I NEED SOME HELP!!!
Thank you.
By the way, I luv all the organization members. I don't mean to be mean to be mean to Demyx and Zexion, but this is a good idea. To me. Whatever. Another thing! GAY PAIRINGS!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!