The Day the World Stopped Turning.

The Ouran hosts had taken a vacation together to England. Poor Kyoya had been stripped of his computer and cell phone so he would not be able to set up any of his lovely money making host ideas. 'This is a family vacation.' Tamaki had insisted. But that isn't the focus of our story. Now, ladies and gents, if you will please direct your attention the set of identical hosts running down the street. I'm speaking, of course, of Hitachiins Kaoru and Hikaru. Let's take a closer look shall we?

"I don't see why they're so mad." Kaoru said

"Nether do I." Hikaru agreed, "All we said was that it didn't make since to wear a bath rob in public."

"Who knew the little blonde prat would take it so bad."

Said blonde prat happened to be Draco Malfoy who, after the Hitachiin's blunt comment, sent Crabbe and Goyle after them. The twins rounded a corner with their pursuers' right behind them when they were yanked down an ally and shoved roughly against the solid brick wall on one side.

"Hey!" Kaoru managed to get out before the red headed boy who grabbed him shoved his hand over his and his brother's mouths. Said red head turned to another boy at the opening of the ally,

"Gone, Fred?"

"Gone, George." the boy, Fred, said walking back towards them. It took only moments for Kaoru and Hikaru to recognize that they had been saved by another set of twins.

"Thank you." Hikaru said stepping beside his brother.

"Are you out of your bloody minds?!" George yelled.

"You have to be complete nutters to stir up trouble with the Malfoy family for no apparent reason." Fred said.

"Honestly, the muggle world is full of idiots."

"Excuse me." Hikaru said

"We get that we just met and all, but is it really necessary to start name calling this early?"

"What?" both Weasleys said confusion written on their faces.

"Muggle," Kaoru said

"Is that another term we need to learn?" Hikaru asked.

"Muggles," George explained, "are non magic folk."

"And to be harshly honest," Fred added, "You don't exactly scream wizard."

"Magic?" Kaoru said.

"Wizard?" Hikaru said, thin Kaoru joined him on the last part, "And you say we're the crazy ones?"

"What ever," Fred said, "What did you do to make Malfoy so mad?"

"We only commented on his bath robe."

At this the Weasley twins had to try hard to suppress their chuckling

Then there was a loud band and Tamaki could be heard from a good half a mile away:

"HIKARU!!!!!KAORU!!!!!"

"Me thinks milord found the surprise we left." Kaoru said looking at his brother.

"Me too." Hikaru agreed, an evil smirk curling one side of his mouth.

"What'd you do?"

"Simple explosive present, he'll be neon pink for at least three days, maybe four."

"That doesn't seam to last too long." George said.

"We can help you make on that would last much longer." Fred said

"Gentlemen," Hikaru said.

"You have our attention." Kaoru finished.

"Then please fallow us." George said tapping a pattern on the wall behind them. The wall opened to revile Diagon Ally, the opposite end. Turns out the Weasleys where just leaving work when the spotted the Hitachiins running for their lives.

"You know Kaoru; suddenly England doesn't look so boring any more."

"Right you are, Hikaru."

And with that the Weasleys lead the way to their joke shop and the world was never the same again.