Alright…..It's here… Chapters 10 of YOU ARE WHAT YOU HATE!!!! The FINAL chapter!!!! …… Believe me….It's been worth the wait. Yet I apologize…It's been…..a while…..since I posted the last chapter. I love to procrastinate…..sorry. But anyway…you're thinking………Naruto and Sasuke are back to Normal… and based on the last chapter…..Itachi and Kisame are prepared to capture Naruto. There's gonna be a fight and of course Naruto will prevail. And they lived happily ever after……The End Sniff …………WRONG!!! ………This is such a drag……I honestly don't need to say anymore. ……
Chapter 10
"Hatred is pointless"
Hidden Leaf Village
Naruto and the gang make towards the Leaf Village gate. Gaara (without his gourd) turns into sand and blows away…..Naruto and the others say nothing….as they head in the Village… Asuma, and Shino go to Kruenai's house. Kakashi and the others make it to Tsunade's Office. Naruto walks in first….
"Back so soon Sasuke?" asked Tsunade.
"Who u callin Sasuke?!!! It's me Naruto!!! In the flesh!! Believe it!!" yelled Naruto.
Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura walk in.
"Is it really over?" asked Tsunade.
"…….Yep" said Kakashi.
"Well…..I have one thing to say to you guys…….."
"What?"
"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!! IT'S SUNDAY!!!"
Kakashi and the others run for their lives when Tsunade gives them that look….
They run right pass Jiraiya…
Jiraiya walks in Tsunade's office.
"Hey Tsunade…"
"Get out!!!"
"I was in the hallway…..and I heard that Naruto and Sasuke switched bodies."
"Yeah they did…..wait……why were in the hallway?!!!! And……is that a telescope in your hand?!!!!
"You see umm………I can explain……"
Tsunade gives him that look….
Back outside
"That grandma has issues….I swear." Said Naruto.
"She's right it's Sunday…..I'll go…..umm……I'll go do something…….. bye." Said Kakashi.
"Yeah I need to return this crossbow to Neji……..He needs to give it back to Tenten……Yeah…ummm….Bye." said Sakura.
Naruto and Sasuke stand there for 30 minutes looking at each other….then both of them go separate ways. Naruto goes back to his apartment…and Sasuke walks the streets….
In his apartment Naruto finds a letter from Jiraiya saying……..
Dear Naruto…..
"Congratulations on changing back to normal. (Tsunade told me)I'm gonna be gone for a while….You know….doing some research and all. It's Sunday so….umm….you can do whatever you want for the day. We'll train later. Though, if you want to train still………..just don't kill anyone on accident. Remember….Aim is key….Practice your Rasengan on objects….not people…. Buh-bye…
Sincerely,
Pervy Siege
"Forget training!!!" yelled Naruto. "I need to relax!!!"
Naruto heads back outside and begins to walk the streets for awhile……enjoying the fresh air….He decides to go to the hot springs……
Just outside the Village Gate
"You ready Itachi?" asked Kisame.
"Yeah….."
Suddenly……Itachi catches glance at a familiar person walking the streets of the Village. To his Surprise it was………….Tobi….walking the streets with a basket of bread.
(Tobi is a member of the Akatsuki His real name………Madara Uchiha……A few months ago Itachi discovered this……)
It seems nobody noticed him…..Every one was at home relaxing…..It was Sunday…
"It's him!!!" yelled Itachi.
"Who?"
"A member of my clan…..one I forgot about…..I thought I killed all of them!!!"
Itachi dashes off in pursuit of Tobi…
"I don't care about your fricken clan!!!" yelled Kisame. "………..Itachi!!! Come back…….Itachi!!!"
No reply…
"That's it!!!! I quit!!!!"
In frustration….Kisame rips up his Akatsuki wardrobe and throws it on the ground. (He has no shirt on and he's still wearing his trunks….) He throws his sword on the floor and heads out of the Village.
At a restaurant
Sasuke walks in a restaurant, and is surprised to see Kakashi eating Lunch with Anko……Kakashi sees Sasuke and the two stare at each other for a few minutes….
"Yes Sasuke?"
"This is your Idea of doing something?"
"Hi Sasuke!" says Anko.
Sasuke tries his best not to think too much about this situation…He tries his best not to puke….
"Why don't you join us…." Said Kakashi.
"No I'm fine….."
Itachi rushes pass the restaurant ……
Suddenly Sasuke and Kakashi stop talking…
"Sasuke……."
"…………."
"Just take a deep breath……"
"…………….."
"It's Ok…….You were just……….ummm…….dreaming……Sasuke?"
"…………………….."
"Aww Frick…."
5 minutes pass…..
Anko is the only one in the restaurant ….
"Good thing I gave him my phone number….." said Anko.
Sasuke is running after Itachi... (With a Rasengan in his hand)
Kakashi is chasing Sasuke…
"Sasuke come back!!!" says Kakashi in hot pursuit.
'I'll end you!!!" said Sasuke.
Itachi hears none of them….
Tobi keeps walking with his basket of bread. (I think he has a hearing problem)
(They all say this at the same time)
"Sasuke don't!!!"
"Rasengan!!!"
"Die!!!" yelled Itachi
There's a flash of blood…..
Itachi impales Tobi
And Sasuke's Rasengan accidentally…….hits Tobi.
"When did you get here?" asked Itachi
Sasuke doesn't reply…….he's in shock….as Tobi's mask falls off…..Sasuke sees his Sharingan.
(Tobi's last words)
"All………..I wanted……..was some bread…."
"Now for my main mission…" says Itachi….as he walks pass Kakashi.
Kakashi stands there in shock…as he thinks about Obito….
Sasuke tries to go after Itachi….but Kakashi hits him in the neck and knocks him out…
Then Tsunade comes to the scene.
"I heard you scream Sasuke name……what happened?"
Kakashi points to the corpse…
"Another Uchiha?"
"Tsunade…I need you to give me one of his sharingan eyes….Do an eye transplant."
"Are you crazy!!!? You can barely handle one of them…You'll die of exhaustion."
"It's a risk I'll have to take…Itachi's come to the Village…He's obviously after Naruto.
"Jiraiya can take care of it…"
"Last time I saw Jiraiya he was at the Bar with someone."
"I hate to break it to you but……
"What?"
"I think that was Anko."
Kakashi's heart skips a beat….
"Dag woman!!! Will you just give me the fricken eye!!!
Kakashi (Now with Sharingan in both eyes) tries to catch up to Itachi….but he's stopped by Guy…
"Kakashi!!! Wait!!"
"What Now!!!?"
"I need help…"
"With What?"
"I can't find my Green Boxers."
Kakashi tries to run… but Guy gets in front of him and starts to cry…..
"Kakashi……please….I beg….you…..Those Boxers are my favorite pair…You must help me….."
"Guy!!!"
"Kakashi!!!"
"Guy!!!"
…..Kakashi!!!"
A Sunset appears in the background….
"I'll help you with your relationship problems if you….just…..help me……….please."
"How do you know about my relationship problems?….."
"I saw Jiraiya with Anko at the Hot Springs. He was all over her man…..it was sick"
"Kakashi?"
"………………….."
"Kakashi?….."
That day was the worst day Kakashi ever had in the Hospital…..
Back to Itachi
Itachi goes back to the gate Expecting Kisame…..he finds his ripped up clothing and his sword….
"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!" cries Itachi.
5 minutes later
"What you crying about?" said Kisame.
"Nothing…….umm……Where were you"
"Left the Village….then…I got bored….I need to cut something."
"Let's finish our mission."
"Right."
Shikamaru's House
"Well…Well… look what we have here." Said Kisame.
"Uhh…….Hi guys…….long time no….die….."
"Let me get the first hit!!" yelled Kisame."
Suddenly Kisame and Itachi freeze……
"Shadow Possession Jutsu!!!"
"Good to see you Shikamaru……" said Naruto
"I'll take care of these guys…"
"Ummm….Shikamaru…….Is that a potato chip on your forehead?"
Sudden a huge shadow covers the whole ground……
"CHUBBYS RULE!!!!"
Shikamaru looks up in horror as Choji jumps from a balcony…..
"This is such a drag……"
THUMP
It seems that Choji will do anything to get the last chip…..Even if it means falling several stories from the balcony and landing on your best friend….
"Oh crap…" says Naruto.
"What an idiot…..thinking he could take both of us….."
At that moment Naruto hears someone saying strange words
Domo, Re, Fa, Ha,Quady……………………………………TORI!!!!"
Itachi and Kisame just drop on the floor.
"Did I win?" said Naruto.
Naruto turns around and finds…..the old man!!!!
"What the?!!!"
"Surprised to see me?"
"You're supposed to be…"
"Dead?"
"How did you?"
"Hey Naruto…."
"Jiraiya!!!!"
Told you I'd be back…..Sorry for scaring you at the Hot Springs….What the?!!"
"Hello……"
"You're…."
"Alive."
"………yeah…."
"I see you reversed the jutsu."
"What kind of trick was that?!!!" yelled Naruto.
"You know…..we should go have some Ramen."
"You have some explaining to do old man."
Ramen Bar
"So….what your saying is…..you wanted to teach us a lesson?"
"Yep."
"………"
"I actually came here before the festival….and I saw how you and Sasuke were always arguing and fighting…..so….I intervened…"
"What was I supposed to learn from this?"
Suddenly Jiraiya sees Sasuke walk towards the Ramen Bar….Sasuke stops to stare at the old man……
"……….You………you're the one who did that jutsu!!!"
"Yes it was me……sit down child."
"Argh!!!! Chidori!!!
Once again…Sasuke is knocked out…this time by Jiraiya…."
"Where were we?" said the old man.
Back to Itachi and Kisame
The two wake up from a short nap….
Itachi notices something different….
He turns to his left and finds………………himself…..
Ramen Bar
"You see Naruto…..Your hatred for each other is so pointless….You two are alike in many ways….."
"Yeah right…"
"You'll realize soon enough……that You Are What You Hate"
"Yeah Yeah….."
Jiraiya's expression changes and he leaves the Bar
"You Are What You Hate? What kind of statement is that?"
"………………"
"Old man?"
"………………"
"You Ok?"
THE END
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