Ding, Dong! The Witch is Dead!!
-Luna dies?-
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A/N: I decided that writing a fic about Luna dying would be kind of
fun, (Stealing AnimeGal21's idea) but I think I'll make it a bit
serious, along with the joyus stupidity I share with the world.
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Luna and Alex where at Dyne's shrine again. Nall had stayed at home,
perhaps to pester that cat which he'd found very attractive. For once, a
neighbor's cat wasn't flocking all over him, and he just happened to be
attracted to that one.

Luna sat down before the monument and sighed. Alex sat beside her and
quirked an eyebrow. Luna stayed staring at the monument. "Luna? Whats wrong?"

"Oh, nothing, Alex. I was just thinking how great it would be to go on another
adventure. Do you think we could?"

"Sure, but don't you think we should spend some time with my parents, now?"

"Of course, Alex! I want to go, of course, but I love your parents and I don't
want to leave so soon that we barely get to see them!"

"I know."

At that moment, Nall flew up to the shrine. He sat on Alex's shoulder and sighed.
"This sucks. That kitten won't pay any attention to me. I hate this."

"Nall," Luna comforted, petting the cat-like creature on the head. "Maybe you're
just trying too hard. Try not to be so obvious."

Nall's tail perked up. "Do you really think that will work?"

"I know it will work, Nall," Luna replied. She then stood, and dusted off her
skirt. "Anyway, we'd better get home, I have to help your mother with the--"

Just the, the earth began to rumble. Luna straddled herself to keep balance, but stepped on
a slippery part of a rock, and fell the long drop off the narrow cliff to the land below.
As if on cue, the ground stopped rumbling, and Nall and Alex peered over the cliff.

"I wonder if she lived?" Nall asked Alex quietly.

"I doubt it."

"Oh.."

Alex stood and Nall perched himself on Alex's shoulder. "So what do we do now?"

"How about we go eat dinner and go to Meribia."

"Sounds like a plan."

"I wonder if Jessica is still single.." Alex stuffed a hand in his pocket and turned
away from the monument to go home and eat with his parents.

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A/N: Okay, I know that was dumb, almost as dumb as whats her face's, but I find
it extremely funny that Nall and Alex act like they almost don't care that
Luna just fell off a cliff and died. When did I get this sick and twisted? I don't
know. Please R&R, so I'll know if maybe I should continue with Jessica and Mia, etc.
Maybe those will be as fun.. Hmm...
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