A/N: hackrcam wrote a parody song to bingo… so I wrote one to enter sandman…. However his was kind of good… mine kind of sucks…

Say your prayers fat one

Dont forget, my oaf

To drink every beer

Drink it in, warm within

Keep you free from Marge

Till the duffman he comes

Drunk with one eye open

Vomit on your pillow tonight

Exit Sanity

Enter intoxicated

Don't take my beer

Or your going to visit never never land

Somethings wrong, shut up Marge

Heavy beer tonight

And they arent of duff light

Drinks of war, drinks of liars

Drinks of dragons fire

And of things that will paralyse.

Now I lay me down to imbibe

Pray the lord my soul to sober

If I die before I wake

Lay the lard in soil to drink

Hush little beer dont say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

Its just me drinking you dead,

I opened the tab and drunk from your head

Exit sobriety

Enter insanity

Mug of Duff