Part 2 yay

Part 2 yay! I'm so excited. It's Jenisa's 18th birthday today! Wooo! We are going to a concert. More Mall fun-ness. I enjoy big words…


The Mall Adventure p2

On the search for Kira, Matt and Mello have been following Misa around. And of course, while Matt changes back to normal clothes, they lose Misa.

"Damn, where did she go?" Mello asked. They had indubitably lost Misa in the crowded mall.

"I suggest we split up gang!" Matt proclaimed, and who watched too much Cartoon Network, but don't we all? So they did. Matt went one way and Mello went the other. They agreed to call the other when the target had been found. So alone, they wandered around the Mall. Mello thought that he should probably look in one of the big department stores, where there were a lot of people. So he went into Macy's, because it was so epically huge. After nearly choking to death while walking through the perfume section, Mello arrived at the jewelry section.

"Oh, shiny…." Mello drooled and stood there for a while, staring, because shiny things are hypnotizing. After finally snapping out of it, he saw there was an escalator in the store. Although you would expect Misa to be in the perfume and jewelry section, Mello thought maybe she was up stairs and slowly approached the top.

"Ahhh! Not again!" Mello screamed and ran back down the up escalator. As he arrived at the top, he was in the middle of the lingerie section, surrounded by lady's underwear. Three people were seriously injured by being pushed down the escalator.

-ring ring-

"Hello?" Mello picked up him phone. The caller idea said it was Matt.

"uhhhhh, dude, you need to come to Sharper Image." Matt moaned.

"Um, what's wrong with your voice? And why do I need to come to Sharper Image? Did you find Misa there!?" Mello asked.

"uhhhh, no, just come here." Matt insisted.

"What is wrong with you? You sound like…Ok, I'm coming!" Mello said and snapped the phone shut and ran to Sharper Image, seriously injuring more people. Mello arrived at Sharper Image.

"Matt?" Mello called.

"Over here."

"What are you…? Oh." Mello noticed that Matt was in a massage chair.

"Dude, they just let me sit here all day. Join me."

"Never."

"Come to the dark side, Mello. We have giant cookies."

"I see no cookies!"

"I'll buy you one later."

"Ok."

-Three Hours Later-

"Where do you think Misa went?" Mello asked.

"I don't know. I haven't moved in hours." Matt replied, somewhat asleep.

"Excuse me, you two. You need to leave unless you are buying something." A store clerk told them.

"Hey, screw you." Mello yelled.

"Get out or I'll make you." The clerk said narrowly.

"Hey! I have lived my entire life just so I can catch bad guys for you people! Did I get a wonderful childhood? NO! I'm an orphan and I was enslaved for years to become a 'great detective'! And now I spend my entire life blowing myself up and giving up on a sex life, just so I can bring you justice. So let me have one nice moment and let me sit in a massage chair until I'm pudding." Mello ranted. Before things got violent, Matt had to drag Mello out.

"Why does this always happen?" Matt asked himself.

"So where is my cookie?" Mello asked.

-At the Food Court-

"Nom Nom Nom." Matt and Mello ate giant cookies.

"So, I got a message from Ohba." Matt said while eating his cookie. "Apparently, we don't appear until the end of the next volume."

"Huh? Wait, why didn't she message me?" Mello wondered. "I'm important!"

"I don't know. But we get to go one some 'vacation' until we show up again." Matt said.

"Oh, I love vacations!" Mello cheered.


Yay, for random ending. But yeah, sexual innuendo. Again, if you know of a character that has a long absence in a series, give me a holler, (e-mail or review is fine) Anime or other! This chapter was also based on my own time in the mall.

Those Sharper Image chairs are so fun. You all know you've sat in one, even though you're too poor to buy anything in the store. Too bad I'm also too poor to buy one…one day I shall have it…

Giant cookies are good. And when I was in Macy's, I totally felt weird when I suddenly was in the middle of thongs and bras after riding the escalator, even though I'm a girl. Also, I've noticed that the Dryer's Ice cream containers SHRUNK to 1.5 quarts! How dare they shrink my ice cream amount and charge the same price?! It's just as bad when Jamba Juice started putting ice in the smoothies and charged the same price. Evil corporations…Ok, I'm done ranting.