Ok, so here are my series of Matt and Mello drabbles. They are just random adventures at random times. Yay for crack fic! Dedicated to Jenisa! Cause I wuv you! Woot!
The Godfather
So, shortly after Mello left the Whammy House, he realized that he would need help to beat Near in the race to catch Kira. Mello wasn't the kind of person who would just ask for help, but this was the kind of situation that required him to go outside his comfort zone.
So Mello went to the head of a shady organization that many referred to as being the Mafia. For some weird reason, the head of the Mafia was referred to as "The Godfather". Mello thought that as strange, but needed help nonetheless. So he went to his "hideout" in a shady part of town and met up with this "Godfather". He entered the office and the door was closed behind him, leaving the blonde 15 year old alone with this "Godfather" person. Their conversation went something like this….
"And you are?" The Godfather asked.
"I'm called Mello, sir."
"And what do you need?"
"Godfather, sir. I need your help."
"With what?"
"I need men to help me beat Kira."
"Kira? The one who is killing criminals?"
"Yes, like you."
"I am no criminal."
"Are you kidding? You're the leader of the Mafia!"
"You are mistaken. Aren't you a little young to try and be in the Mafia anyways?"
"That's none of your concern."
"I don't think that you would be good in the Mafia. My men would make fun of your appearance and age."
"What about my appearance?"
"You look like a girl to me, and no doubt my men….."
Of course, as many smarter people would know, you don't call Mello a girl. So no doubt something bad happened to this "Godfather" person. Right now, you're probably wondering where Matt is in all of this, because these are the Random Adventures of Mello and Matt. So, a few years later……
Matt had left the Whammy House too and was wondering what had become of Mello. He was actually smart enough to not leave as a minor, but waited until he was 18. Some of Mello must have rubbed off on him, because he decided to use the Mafia to find him. So he went to the same hideout and asked to speak with whoever was in charge. So Mafia people led him into the office of the Godfather. There was someone in a large, spinning chair, facing away from Matt.
"Godfather, I need your help." Matt asked the person in the chair.
"With what?" The person asked.
"I need to find a friend of mine."
"And who is this friend of yours?"
"His name is Mello. He's a blonde kid, likes to wear black, over emotional…"
"You mean like…." The figure spun around and behold! It was Mello. "…Me!"
"Holy Crap! It's you!" Matt jumped back in shock and stared at Mello.
"Mwahahaha, yes!" Mello laughed and grabbed a chocolate bar and started to pet it like a cat. Matt stared at this.
"What are you doing?" Matt asked, very confused.
"This is Choco kitty. He is delicious." Mello grinned and bit a piece of the chocolate bar.
"Okay. I guess I'll just hang here with you and your Mafia friends." Matt said and sat down on the couch and started to play his DS.
"Just like old times…." Mello said and leaned back in his chair.
Now this whole thing was thought up randomly after a strange discussion in my english class. As I said, crack!