Pocket-Sized Monsters: Live In Concert!

- Mog Anarchy -

Welcome to the smallest music conventions of 2007-2008: Pocket-Sized Monsters: Live In Concert!

Here; you're guaranteed to find a whole bunch of Pokémon themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres - something for every single Pokémon fan!

- Got a song request?

If there's a song you're dying to be turned into a terrible Pokémon themed songfic - then just drop me a PM, detailing the title, artist, and any other random comment you like.

Enjoy.

- Dixie A. Stonehall.

(Don't forget to sing along!)

- (A fan of my songfics? Check out my sister project: Chemical Plumbers: Live In Concert!)

(Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby)

"Pokémon Ruby - And Sapphire"

(Rayquaza! Rayquaza!)

(Rayquaza! Rayquaza!)

Must allow it; it's red - the Kanto are dead,

And there's nothing at all, left of Yellow, Blue, Red,

There are hundreds I need, complete the Hoenn 'Dex,

And I'm ready now, please, a new starter for me?

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Groudon, Groudon, Groudon, Groudon!

(Aaand Kyogre--)

How're ya gonna, gonna catch 'em?

(An Ultra Baaall…!)

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Due to lack of functions, Game Boy Colour is dead,

Berry Clock is reset, and the Chimecho's rare,

Coz there's nothing up there, except Duskull and Shuppet,

Finding out where they're found; and starting a new game…

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Groudon, Groudon, Groudon, Groudon!

(Aaand Kyogre--)

How're ya gonna, gonna catch 'em?

(An Ultra Baaall…!)

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Could it be, could it be, that you're trading with me?
And you don't really want Zigzagoon?

Could it be, could it be, that you're trading with me?
And you actually want, Jirachi?

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Groudon, Groudon, Groudon, Groudon!

(Aaand Kyogre--)

How're ya gonna, gonna catch 'em?

(An Ultra Baaall…!)

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

(Aaand Sapphire--)

Groudon, Groudon, Groudon, Groudon!

(Aaand Kyogre--) (Rayquaza! Rayquaza!)

How're ya gonna, gonna catch 'em?

(An Ultra Baaall…!) (Rayquaza!)

Disclaimer - This is written to the Kaiser Chiefs' 'Ruby', they wrote the original song, I parodied it. I also didn't invent any elements of Pokémon.

(Not wanting to be sued by record labels or video game companies - Dixie A. Stonehall.)