"Man... my seventeenth birthday was good..." Yoshi told himself as he was looking at old birthday photos from over the years, focusing on his 17th birthday. "Where does the time go...?"

"OVA DERE!" Gay Luigi exclaimed as he pointed at the ceiling, being flattened by King DeDeDe, who broke his back in the process.

Yoshi blinked as he shrugged, turning back to the photo book that contained his birthday photos.

"Ahhh... memories..." Yoshi stated as he was looking back at the picture book, of which was his glory days.

Suddenly Silver The Hedgehog came in with some hot pizza, holding it in his hands as he tried cooling it off, with his hands burning.

"Oww... just. wow. Too hot, oww." Silver stated in a shockingly calm manner as he glanced up at Yoshi. "Hey Yoshi, I heard that you were thinking back to your birthday so I-"

Donkey Kong slammed into The Room, of which was one of the mansion's many lounge rooms, as he pulled out a pair of bongos, smirking sheepishly.

"What? No one expects me to expand dong on contact!" Donkey Kong stated as he adjusted his red tie. As if things couldn't get any crazier, Ganondorf the clown came running back, chasing after Pit, who was wetting himself in fright as he screamed.

"Come back! I'm suppose to cuddle ya, you happy molested child!" Ganondorf exclaimed in a squeaky tone that only made Pit pee his pants even more.

"Da fuck?" Yoshi, Silver, and Donkey Kong stated in unison, only to be blasted out of the room as Tiny Kong farted a brassy deep pitched tuba toot, laughing as she fanned her bassy gas from her burping big butt.

"Phoo-wee! My name's tiny, but my body sure isn't!" Tiny exclaimed as she let out a couple of more thunderous poots that caused her blue pants to get a brown stain as a result.

Yoshi was on the wall alongside DK and Silver, all of them flattened like pancakes as they peeled off and fell on the floor, with all three animals groaning weakly as they didn't anticipate what happened today.