-x-o-x-o-Zoisite, my Prince Charming-x-o-x-o-x

AN: Yay! I'm so proud of myself, I am actually writing a continuation to Ami, My Blue Mouse. In addition, after that there is a Darien & Serena one! However, don't get your hopes up just yet. . . I don't think I can bring myself to writing those any time soon. I gatta get myself out of my Ami/Zoi Funk. (H3h3 I said funk! . . . sorry I like that word) Well On with the story cause Ami is giving me one of her Icy glares and I think Zoisite is starting to work his way out of the ropes I tied him up with in the closet. H3h3 Well. . . Enjoy!

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Zoisite, there is so many things I could inform you about one of King Endymion's all high and mighty Generals. You would think that they would be noble, humble, extraordinary type of person you may ever have the privilege of meeting. Well, sorry to break it to you . . . but you couldn't of thought farther from the truth. Zoisite is the most self-absorbed egotistical halfwit you will ever see! Actually. . . ALL the Generals are . . . with the exception of Kunzite. I haven't received the chance to truly get to know the General who's courting Venus. . . that and the fact that he scares me. . . Yes, the Senshi of Ice is terrified of Kunzites cold attitude. Well, we aren't here to talk about me, you're here to listen to me list vituperative reasons on Zoisites behavior. Oh gee this is sure going to be fun. . .

1. He Cannot Swim.

And I ask all of you who are hear reading this now. . . Who the hell dates the Senshi of Ice/Water and Wisdom and no be able to swim! You would think that one of the Four Heavenly Kings who aren't afraid of anything could take on a simple pool of water. But alas not my Zoisite, his pride would hurt him ever so much if he actually came around to admitting his fear so I have never heard him announce it aloud. However, that romantic day in a paddleboat rowing across the serene lake. . . I rather discovered what a chicken my boyfriend was. One day I'm going to teach him how to swim. . . And that isn't his only fear! I mean besides the fact that he wants a permeate relationship with the girl who has an element he is terrified of he is also scared of mice. . . and yes I said mice. Those cute little animals with little black eyes and big ears. I mean there adorable and harmless! Then he gives me the Nickname of "Blue Mouse" Okay. . . I can see where he's coming from, my favorite color and along with the natural shade of my hair is blue and I do . . . at times have the appearance of a shy fragile mouse. But does that mean Zoi is scared of me too? I don't know. . . I could never really understand boys very well. . . that was the rest of the girls jobs.

2. Those "Boy Talks"

The Generals say us girls gossip!?!?! I was simply minding my own business in the Library like I do every day, studying for upcoming test and a rather . . . attractive boy from my class approached me. I found Jadeite their in an instant using his powers to materialize in front of me, and Oh boy did he blab on and on about how horrid I am for cheating on Zoisite for what felt like an eternity. Finally, the boy who came up to me scrambled away terrified by Jadeites attitude. . It turned out all he wanted was the name of the book I was reading. Therefore, Jadeite told Nephrite and Nephrite told Kunzite who told Zoisite who got very mad at Ami- I mean myself! This has happened numerous times with the other Senshi/Generals . . . and its not so fun afterwards. All of us simply take sides on a full Girl Vs. Boy war of the heroes.

3. Those. . . (Glares) Fans.

Zoisite thinks that they have to many inappropriate pictures of me on the internet. Well, females can be just as bloodthirsty as males can when it comes to obsessing over Royalty. These girls just come up and attack out of no where taking as many things of Zoisite's as possible and quickly screaming and scrambling away. He thinks he has it tough dealing with all my male admirers, but he has never had to withstand so many hate websites, T-shirts, posters etc. just because we are in a relationship. Damn crazy obsessed girls can really drive a genius insane. And boy are they scary! More intimidating then the look Kunzite gave Jadeite when he died his hair pink!

4. He was a member ofhe um. . (cough) opposite sex in the DiC.

I know . . . I know this shouldn't bother me at all. . . but it does! I mean wouldn't you be scared if the MAN you love was once a girl in a stupid American television show! And don't say I'm shallow because that's just the exact opposite! Yes I love him, but No I would never date a girl! Speaking of girl and girl relationships can you believe that the DiC company had the nerve to make Neptune & Uranus COUSINS!!! I MEAN REALLY! Come on that's the most absolute ridiculous thing I have ever heard of in my entire lifetimes. . . and believe me there was a lot of them.

5. He was once evil.

Once someone's evil . . . there always evil. So you never truly know if Zoisite is on ours or that wrenched Beryl's side. Minako tells me that she can see the difference in Kunzite's eyes. Their black if he has returned to the Dark Side and if he is in love with her they're their normal gray. But I don't think I could tell the difference. . . I never could and never will be able to read peoples soul. Emotions just don't make logical sense!

6.He Killed me

I still wonder this every day of my life. Why did Zoisite, general of the high heavenly kingdom of earth give up all that, join Beryl's rotten army? Just to be abused by her. Then end up killing me in the end!?!? Zoisite gets mad at me when I ask him this but really, it makes no sense at all! Every single time I get reborn, I have to meet him and the memories all resurface again! Seeing his face full of regret right after he plunged the sword into my chest. The betraying me is the part that I can live with, but it's the pain that was etched onto his face after he realized the permeate mistake he made in taking my life. Every one of my nightmares has that tortured face in it . . . and I just can't bare it.

7. His Ego

I have never met a more egotistical person in my life! He is so self-absorbed and everything has to always revolve around him! I don't know how I take it. Damn those stupid destinies! Why couldn't I just marry the quiet serene Greg person and live happily ever after. No wars between planets, or fights and I know for a face Greg could never and would never kill me. But I fell for the hunky, sexy, strawberry blonde, jade eyed general and now I'm stuck with the suffering.

8. All the Generals are Over Protective

All the girls have to deal with this. . . except Serena. . . god she's lucky. Every single General has this like obsession with watching over his Senshi making sure any harm wont come to her. This is kind of hard when we all have a job saving the solar system and its only right that we fight for our planets. Numerous times Zoisite has left his stand in battle to risk his life and come save me! Baka! Doesn't he know I AM THE SENSHI OF ICE AND WISDOM after all and I can look after myself!

9. They travel – a lot.

And I know this may sound sappy . . . but I do miss him when he isn't around or always to busy with work to spend any time with me. Being a hero does have its disadvantages and sometimes its really . . . horrid. Months and even years at a time Zoisite could be on Neptune for all I know with all these Neptune girls with great bodies, smart minds, and beautiful teal hair falling all over him and I'm stuck on the moon wondering if he is okay. Or the time he was on Venus. . and god all the girls on that planets are SLUTS! I was scared out my mind that he would like them better then me. . . until he came back a week later and admit to having a bad time without me by his side.

10. The fact that no matter how many times I yell at him he still loves me.

Zoisite, my prince charming, there is no one in the entire world who could ever replace you in any of my lifetimes. I'm sorry that I also criticize you or insult you all the time. And the fact that we can't have as much fun because I'm always studying or doing Senshi business. I still can't see how you would choose a nerdy bookworm like myself over all the other more attractive girls that are always falling over you. I love you and always will. . . no matter what.