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Whenever I meet someone less obsessive than I

And let's face it, who isn't less obsessive than I?

My soundtrack then tends to start to skip

And when someone does not know the lyrics

Then I must belt out the lyrics

I know, I know ev'rything bout the play

And though you never heard

Chenoweth, Butz or Menzel sing a word

Don't worry – I'm determined to succeed

Put on the CD

And yes indeed

You will be-

A fangirl

You're gonna be a fangirl

I'll teach you the proper stuff

About Norbert Butz

The right way to dance through life – OH!

I'll show you what Glinda wears

And Morrible's hair

Everything that you must know

To be a fangirl

I'll help you be a fangirl

You will do wonderfully

When you're done with me

And know what 'swankafied' means

So let's start

So you know – pink really does go good with green

Don't be offended by my Wicked attitude

When you know about the show you will be filled with gratitude

Now I've chosen to be like Galinda

A sister and advisor

There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to

Fangirl-ism

I know about fangirl-ism

Than you will be thanking me

For this parody

Instead of knowing nothing bout Oz

And you'll be just like Elphie

And defying gravity….WHEEE!

LA LA LA LA

I will make you a Wicked fan

When I think about Fiyero

Nessa, Boq, and their apparel

I remind myself that they are just a bunch of

Fictional characters in

The best musical ever

That Idina Menzel won the Tony for

Kristen deserved one also

Let's not go there

I'm a Wicked fan

And I'll make you a Wicked fan

Because I mourn the Wicked

Thank goodness I do

So I can share with you

The joys of the musical

WICKED!

And though you don't know

Boq or Nessarose

And Fiyero or Elphie

You're gonna grin and bare it

And know them all eventually

LA LA LA LA

You'll know 'bout Wicked

Just not quite as much as me!!!