Hiya everybody! It's me again! You can't get rid of me too easily! Everybody seemed to like "Cupid Has A Sick Sense Of Humor", so I decided to write another story! Now, I'm warning you now, I'm not sure how much inspiration I have for this story, so if I decided to stop writing it then please don't be angry with me! I think my other story took up all my creative energy! Anyways, heres the story! Hope you enjoy it!

Chapter One- So he thinks he can control me?!

Hi! I'm Sakura Kinomoto! I'm 20 years old and single. Ever since Middle School guys have been all over, asking me on dates (which I refused politely), "accidentally" bumping into me and just somehow having their hands end up on my boobs, and the usual perverted keep-it-in-your-pants guys. Even with all these admirers, I have never had a boyfriend- although many men have tried… especially one Ryu…. –shiver- Ryu… he's been "admirering" me ever since 9th grade. But, he just doesn't get the fact that I'm NOT INTERESTED!

And that's exactly my problem. I'm never interested! And that's how I earned the reputation of heartbreaker.

It's not really a reputation I particularly want… it just kinda… fit.

Now, back to Mr. I'm-so-slick Ryu.

He could have any girl he wants… and unfortuantely; the girl he wants is me.

Let me give you an idea of how creepy this guy is. Heres an example of how our conversations go:

"Hi Sakura."

"Hello…"

"Sooo…."

"NO Ryu… I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"

"What makes you think that's what I was gonna say!"

"Oh please!"

"You know me too well. In fact, you know me so well that you might as well date-"

"RYU!"

And by that time I've usually walked away in a cloud of FURY! Ok… maybe not "fury"… but still pretty angrily!

Now you're probably wondering why I am so resistent to men… and that my dear friends will be learned in time. I'm not ready to talk about it yet…. its still too fresh in my mind.

Anyways, right now I am on my way to an interview as a lifeguard at the Tomeada Beach Club, the most famous beach club in all of Tomeada.

I go over the bridge, turn a corner, and my mouth drops right to the floor.

In front of me is the most beautiful sea veiw I have ever seen… and right next to it is a sign that says "Tomeada Beach Club." I better get this job! I beautiful!

I park and step out of the car.

I walk into the building.

I tell the receptionist my name and my reasons.

I get pushed into an exquistie looking office.

And there sitting right in front of me is the last person I ever expected to be hear.

Ryu.

"Well, well well. If it isn't my little Sakura-chan." Boy do I hate his smile.

"And since when have I been yours?" I ask hotly.

"Why my dear cherry blossom, from the moment I laid eyes on you I knew you were mine." Wow… and just when I thought he couldn't get any cheesier.

"Could we please get on with this interview now?" I'm starting to reconsider this job!

"There's no need to an interview. You're hired." Great… now I have no escape! "You start tomorrow. When you get here report to my office. You will get your uniform and your locker number and be assigned a section of the beach. See ya then sweet stuff." He winks… I puke.

"Yea… can't wait!" I say over sweetly, and walk towards the door.

"Wait."

"yes?" Why can't he just let me leave!

"Sit."

"No."

"I said sit."

"And I said no."

"Fine. Leave."

"Bye!" And I bolt out the door.

What was all that sit stuff about? Maybe I should ask him. I walk to his door but hear him talking to someone.

"Dude! You told me it would work!" He pauses, as if listening to someone. He must be talking on the phone. "I tried controlling her but she wouldn't listen!" All right. I've heard enough.

So, he thinks he can control me huh? Well he's got another thing coming!

And with evil thoughts in my head, I drive home.

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How'd ya'll like it? I hope it was good! Now, to get the next chapter, all you have to do is click on that nice little review button at the bottom of the page.. come on, you know you want to! GRRRR!!! YOU CANNOT RESIST THE BUTTON!- sry…. Got a little carried away there! Anyways, please review! Cough- or else and evil monkey will come and eat you in your sleep- cough.. did you hear anything? Lolz!

Anyways, Until next time!

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