I DON'T OWN NARUTO SO PISS OFF!

CHAPTER SIX: AMAZINGLY EMBARRASSING AFTERMATH!

WARNING: LIME

CHARACTERS:

R&R CHA!

Sunlight filtered in through the window and right into the face of one sleeping Neji. Annoyed, the dark haired Hyuuga male turned his face away from the offending light and into the warm skin beside him. 'Wait...warm skin?' Neji thought sleepily.

The silver eyed male opened one eye to investigate and smirked smugly when he realized he was lying very contentedly next to Sakura. Said kunoichi was still out cold from their activities the night before. Neji's smug smirk widened as he took in the picture she made against his white sheets. 'Absolutely exquisite.' He thought contentedly. With her bright coloring though, Neji was now contemplating what she would look like if his bed had darker sheets on it.

'A thought for another time.' Neji reminded himself as he set about waking his sleeping prize from her slumber. Slowly so as not to wake her quickly, the dark haired Anbu captain shifted around until he was kneeling on the bed beside the sleeping pinkette. Slowly, he leaned down until he was even with her stomach and ran his tongue across her skin. Sakura twitched but didn't awaken. That suited Neji just fine. It would ruin the game if she woke up from something as simple as a little licking.

Sakura twitched as she felt something wet and warm trail across her stomach and shifted, unknowingly assisting her tormentor in his task. Neji's free hand slid down her leg, his callouses catching on her skin and making her twitch a little more while the other one kept him propped up on the bed. The chocolate haired prodigy lowered himself onto his elbow as his hand crept across her thigh.

Sakura's eyes snapped open when she felt calloused fingers push into her. Her mouth dropped open a little when Neji licked between her breasts again on his quest upwards. "What a lovely morning wake-up call." She said breathlessly. Neji chuckled against her skin. "Now that you're awake..." He trailed off. Sakura blushed at his tone despite having done worse the night before.

The pinkette shrieked in shock when his fingers were quite suddenly replaced by his mouth. They both froze when a soft knock sounded at the door. "Nii-san are you ok in there?" Hanabi's voice drifted through to them. Neji smirked and Sakura's eyes widened. "No!" She mouthed at him frantically. Neji nibbled at her and Sakura clamped a hand over her mouth even as she yanked at his hair with her other one.

Neji lifted her right leg to his shoulder so he could get better access to her and Sakura yelped. "Nii-san?" Hanabi opened the door to see what was wrong with her cousin and froze at the sight of him kneeling between a very flustered Sakura's legs calm as could be despite being completely naked. "Yes? Did you need something?" Neji asked calmly.

Hanabi fled the room, slamming the door in her embarrassment. "No! Nothing!" She yelped as she fled. Neji shrugged and turned back to his prey.

Sakura blushed crimson when she exited Neji's room dressed in his old clothes and found Hiashi standing outside the door. "Um...good morning...Hiashi-sama." She stuttered as she bowed respectfully. "Good morning." Hiashi returned her greeting. Neji nodded to his uncle as he exited his room behind the flustered medic. "Uncle." He greeted. "Nephew." Hiashi smirked.

Neji walked Sakura to the door and sent her off with a hungry kiss. "I'll find you later." He said serenely. Sakura nodded and headed out to meet up with the girls for brunch.

"Well?!" Temari and Ino pounced on the pinkette as soon as she walked through the door. Sakura blushed furiously and began to press her fingers together like Hinata used to when she was feeling particularly shy. Only at a more furious pace and the girls could hear her bones groaning from the abuse. Hinata reached over and gently placed her hands over Sakura's, stopping them from moving. "Sakura-chan you don't have to tell us if you don't want to." She said softly.

"Well we were in the very beginning stages where he was just beginning to...you know when Sasuke interrupted." Sakura stammered as she continued to blush. "So Neji was inside you and Sasuke decided to step up?" Tenten protested. Sakura nodded rapidly. "Then what?" Ino demanded. "I told him I was screwing Itachi and he got pissed off and kicked my door in. Then he called me a whore and Neji a homewrecker. We ended up getting hauled in front of Tsunade-shishou." Sakura replied shyly. The girls laughed at that.

"What happened next?" Temari prodded. Sakura's face began to clash horribly with her hair as it darkened. "We uh had sex in the archive room." She whispered. Ino, Temari, and Tenten shrieked in shock while Hinata blushed as red as Sakura was. "People are staring." The pinkette groaned softly. "Sorry." The trio giggled unrepentantly.

"At least one of us got laid last night. Even if it was just Sakura-chan." Temari laughed. Sakura sighed and put her head in her hands. "I lied. Neji's not the devil. You guys are." She groaned. "Sakura it'll be ok." Tenten reassured the pinkette. Sakura shook her head. "It gets better." She mumbled almost against her will.

"What happened next?" Ino cooed like an evil Furby. Sakura's face darkened even further with her blush that Hinata was becoming a little worried that she'd turn purple. "So this morning...Neji woke me up w-with his fingers...you know...down there." She whispered haltingly. Ino gasped. "Really? That sexy beast is too much!" She fanned herself. Hinata blushed slightly.

"Then he w-went d-down on me and Hanabi...heard me shriek so she asked if everything was ok. Then Neji did this thing with his tongue and she w-walked in thinking Neji was hurt and...oh my goddess she saw us! And Neji just knelt there cool as can be and asked her if she needed anything and Hanabi fled crying that she didn't need anything. And then when I finally mustered the courage to leave, Hiashi-sama was standing outside the door and I know he knows what happened!" Sakura wailed at the end. Hinata turned an interesting shade of pink and coughed. "My father...is a closet pervert...he reads Icha Icha and I have no doubt that he was waiting outside nii-san's door to offer him the use of his collection...for...research purposes...to keep things interesting between the two of you...plus he really wants grandbabies." She mumbled in mortification.

Sakura choked on her drink and Temari helpfully smacked her on the back until she could breathe properly again. "I'm going to die." Sakura groaned.

Enjoy my darlings.

AN: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REVIEW AND SAY THAT MY STUFF IS TOO LONG AND THAT I WRITE LIKE I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AN ENGLISH CLASS IN SCHOOL: SUCK IT! I WRITE THE WAY I DO BECAUSE THAT'S MY STYLE YEAH! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. NOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE NICE ABOUT IT AND GIVE ME SOME POINTERS OR SUGGESTIONS OR WHATEVER THEN FINE. IF NOT THEN CHANNEL YOUR INNER SHIKAMARU AND BECOME TOO LAZY TO TYPE! I MEAN SURE I MIGHT GO INTO A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH DETAIL BUT I THINK I'M DOING PRETTY DAMNED GOOD FOR SOMEONE THAT HAS NO GODDAMNED BETA! IF YOU WANNA BITCH ABOUT MY WRITING STYLE SO MUCH THEN WHY DON'T YOU SUBMIT AN APPLICATION TO BE MY DAMNED BETA?! OTHERWISE STFU!

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