Just trying to kill time...
"Open wide!" said Sasuke's mother, trying to feed a baby Sasuke his first cup of pudding."MMph!" widdle adorable Sasuke turned his head away and flailed around.
"Foolish little brother, it's not bad! see?" Itachi took a bite of the pudding and smiled. Baby Sasuke laughed and clapped his hands, gladly swallowing every spoonful, now in love with the sugary goodness.
8 years later...
"Brother, why did you do this?" Sasuke was lying at his brother's feet in front of the massacred Uchiha clan.
"To test my limits, and to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan. Behold it's power!"
Sasuke suddenly found himself caught in Itachi's genjutsu, gasping for dear life in a vat of chocolate pudding. Oompa Loompas were cackling madly shoving lollipops down his throat and singing songs about strangulation by twizzlers.
Oompa Loompa doompa dee doo,
I have got a life lesson for you!
Oompa Loompa doompa dee dee,
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!
Twizzlers are good for many things!
The Pull-N-Peel ones can be made into strings...
Also you can use them to strangle your foes
If you eat the weapon, no-bo-dy knows!
There is no more evidence...
doo dee doo dee doo dee doo!
Then, Willy Wonka (the Johnny Depp version, not Gene Wilder) was twirling his cane and doing an evil villan laugh while lightning flashed in the background. Hostess cupcakes and twinkies fell from the sky, splattering poor Sasuke with cream filling.
"No, No! STOP IT, ITACHI!"
Itachi released the genjutsu, and Sasuke was rendered helpless as his brother disappeared into the night.
and ever since then Sasuke hated sweets.
weird, I know. This is what happens when I try to write crack in a non-cracky mood :P