"OOOH! What does Tobi do?"

"Nothing…"

Tobi gave Itachi a look of utter bewilderment.

"Tobi? Do nothing?" Deidara was stunned. "Tell him that and we'll all get killed! Or worse!"

Itachi glared at Deidara then looked at Tobi the way others look at a puppy after it pees on the carpet.

"Tobi doesn't mean to hurt anyone, right, Tobi?"

"Tobi is a good boy!"

"Good Tobi! Now sit!"

Tobi sat.

"Now what Itachi?"

"Just sit."

"OK!"

Zetsu began to search. He found the sushi counter Kisame mentioned, but there was no sign of their gilled comrade.

"Kisame! Where the hell are you?"

"Maybe the ANBU did get him?" Zetsu said to his other half.

"I'm down here!!!"

"Did you hear something?"

"No…"

"Look at the counter closer you green, schizophrenic fool!"

"I think it said to look at the counter…"

"Hey look! An anchovy!"

"I AM NOT AN ANCHOVY!!!"

"Kisame!?"

"No, its Flipper! OF COURSE I'M KISAME! What kind of weird jutsu turned you into a giant tree?"

"I was about to ask what made you into a baby sardine…"

"I AM NOT A BAIT FISH!!!"

"Well… I guess I should take you back to camp. Tobi's always wanted a goldfish…"

Kisame began spouting profanities like a miniature blue whale wou–

"NO MORE CRAPPY FISH JOKES!"

Fine. Kisame was very unhappy.