I'm feeling nostalgic.
Hehe, I've been (very slowly) rewriting Flames, wind and a struggling student, but I don't even think it's really the same story anymore. Haha, anyway, rewriting it made me wanna do this again too, though it has been like, what? A year? Scary... Oh well, High School will do that to you.
Notice Nanao is mentioned quite a bit...
Disclaimer: I own nothing!! Except everything around me. (Seriously, I'm in my room. I own all this crap.)
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Murdering the flirtatious Shunsui Kyouraku:
Take away Nanao.
Force him into hard labor.
Take away all forms of alcohol. For one month.
4. Put him on a collar that shocks him every time he attempts to flirt with Nanao. (Haha, he'll die by the end of the week.)
5. Get a girl to hit on him in front of Nanao. Record and sell.
6. Tell Nanao that he is lifting girls skirts when he goes to the human world. Bring popcorn to watch the violence that ensues.
7. Get a photo of him kissing another girl, and send to Nanao. Repeat above for popcorn.
8. Have him walk in on Nanao and Isane while Isane is giving Nanao a check-up. Of course, he doesn't know that...
Tell him Nanao is pregnant. Watch the thrashing as he attempts to coddle her.
Tell him he's NOT the father. (haha, he'll go into an emo corner and die...)
11. Deny him sleep for seven nights. Watch as he then proceeds to nap during work, and record Nanao punishing him.
12. Have him read bad fanfics of Ukitake and him, and take a picture of his face. Sell to highest bidder.
13. Have him read bad fanfics of Hitsugaya, then watch as he attempts to make fun of said taichou and is promptly turned into ice.
14. Tell him Nanao died.
15. Tell him Aizen did it.
16. Tell him Ukitake did it.
17. Tell him ways to greet Americans in english such as "hi", but really be telling him to say things like "Nice breasts" or "firm Toush". Videotape the offender, then give to Nanao, who is probably fluent in English.
18. Take away his over coat.
19. Tape a "Come get me girls" sign to the back of his coat.
20. After taping the sign to his coat, lead the fangirls to him.
21. After above action, bring Nanao to the scene.
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And...! I give...
Hitsugaya: Loser...
Kana: Yuki-hime.
Hitsugaya: HOW THE HELL DID I EVEN GET THAT NAME?? I'M A GUY, DAMNIT!!
Kana: Simple. People think you and Ichigo make the perfect couple.
Everyone: O.o
Hitsugaya: --chin hits the ground, becomes frozen in shock for many years until authoress unfreezes him and brings him back to the present. Promptly hides in Emo corner--
Everyone: Okay...
Kana: Well, I thought they made a cute couple...
Everyone: --back away slowly from Kana--
Gaara: Must make her think of other things! --Turns into adorable chibi--
Kana: GAARA!! MY ONE TRUE LOVE!! --Proceeds to glomp-- Hey! I'm a fangirl at heart, ya know!
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