Okay, first fanfic, tell me what you think. Also, tell me who to annoy next, I can't decide, but Hitsugaya is the easiest to bother. Also, if you think I can do better, than tell me so I can change it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Otherwise I would make it clear whether or not Hinamori and Hitsugaya were brother and sister or not. Oh, and Gin would be a good guy.
Vashmiko27: Gin sucks, he must die
Kana090: Okay, maybe a little true. . . But I feel bad for Matsumoto!
Miko: well she's usually drunk, just take care of it when she's passed out --goes in the corner and laughs maniacally, drawing out plans--
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How to annoy Hitsugaya Toshiro:
1. Call him short.
2. Call him chibi-taichou.
3. Say Matsumoto took his love letter to Hinamori and is showing it to everyone.
4. Have Matsumoto actually steal his love letter.
5. Tell him Kira's drunk and hitting on Hinamori.
6. Tell him Yamamoto-taichou wants him to sing (and dance) the chicken song.
(I don't wanna be a chicken
I don't wanna be a duck
so I shake my Butt!
--clap, clap, clap, clap--)
7. Videotape Hitsugaya singing, send copies to the real world to put it on ebay, send a free copy to Hinamori and send a copy to every captain... for a price.
8. Send him a bear and a note that says, "It's to keep the monster's away at night."
9. Take a picture of him sleeping with the bear. Then sell to the highest bidder.
10. Give the picture to Matsumoto, along with the chicken dance tape.
11. Pour lemon juice onto his sheets and tell Unohana-taichou that he wets the bed.
12. Make Unohana a conspirator, videotape her offering him diapers, then sell copies for a low price.
13. Show the tape to Hinamori and Matsumoto.
14. While he's doing paperwork/on a date with Hinamori, tell Zaraki he thinks he's stronger.
15. Tell him that he is too young to fight, and place a child leash (spirit-represent version, durr) on him, give handle to a drunk Matsumoto.
16. When he and Hinamori start getting serious, wait untill he's in a captain's meeting and burst in saying "Hitsugaya-taichou, you forgot the protection!"
17. Get Unohana-taichou to give him the conversation about "Birds and Bees."
18. Get Matsumoto to give him the talk, while drunk...VERY drunk.
19. Tell Yachiru that Hitsugaya has a closet full of candies that he wants to give her.
20. Tell Zaraki the same thing, but replace 'candy' with bondage equipment. /Vashmiko27: You gotta admit, he just screams Masochist/
21. Give Yachiru all the energy pills you can find and send her to the 10th division to "play". /Miko: Holy crap...run./
22. Give Hitsugaya a pack of Jolt Cola. /Miko: if he's reluctant to drink it, get out your rope and funnel. Videotape, and send to all divisions./
23. Get him to think that Barney and Bob the Builder are actually messages from higher ups that need to be decoded. Get Ichigo and gang to come over and watch, then spread laughing gas throughout the room.