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Zuko: I'm better than you.

Sasuke: No, I'm better than you.

Zuko: People feel sorry for me.

Sasuke: People feel more sorry for me.

Zuko: My father hates me.

Sasuke: My whole family is dead except for Itachi.

Zuko: My mom's dead.

Sasuke: My older brother Itachi killed my whole family.

Zuko: My sister's a maniac.

Sasuke: Everyone I know is a maniac.

Zuko: I have more fangirls.

Sasuke: So?

Zuko: That means I'm more popular than you.

Sasuke: No, it just means crazy people like you.

Zuko: Well, most of them are crazy...

Sasuke: Like you!

Zuko: Hey!!!

Sasuke: Ha. Ha. Fire stinks.

Zuko: Chakra is stupid.

Sasuke: I'm always in pain because of the cursed seal.

Zuko: My scar always hurts.

Sasuke: I have a cooler outfit than you.

Zuko: Yeah, right. Red is so much better than blue.

Sasuke: I thought you wore green now.

Zuko: It's still better than blue.

Sasuke: But I have a cooler forehead protector.

Zuko: It makes your forehead look big.

Sasuke: Your forehead is big.

Zuko: No it's not.

Sasuke: Yes it is.

Zuko: At least I'm not as pale as you.

Sasuke: Pale is better.

Zuko: Emo.

Sasuke: Spoiled.

Zuko: You think I'm spoiled? Yeah right! My father and sister hate me and want me dead! I was banished!

Sasuke: My father never liked me. And my brother said I'm not worth killing.

Zuko: I've always liked your brother.

Sasuke: Grr...

Zuko: Watch out! Your cursed seal might get out of control!

Sasuke: I'll set Naruto on you!

Zuko: No! Anything but that! Ha, like that wimp could beat me!

Sasuke: Wanna see?

Zuko: Not really. Today's my day off.

Sasuke: Really?

Zuko: Why would I lie to you ?

Sasuke: Because your a spoiled prince.

Zuko: Shut up!

Sasuke: You first!

Zuko: Fine!

Sasuke: ...

Zuko: ...

They both walk away.