This is what I call a crazy fic. It is pure fluff, completely random, designed to be somewhat OOC and written as a continuation of Shigure's usual song. I wrote this in conjunction with my sister, who is madder than me.
Neither of us own Fruits Basket.
High school girls
High school girls
All for me
High school girls
Going round to see you now
High school girls, high school girls
Please don't date that goddamn cow
High school girls for me
Don't sigh over that silly rat
High school girls, high school girls
Don't pet and stroke that stupid cat
High school girls for me
Don't bother with that rabbit toy
High school girls, high school girls
Forget that girly monkey boy
High school girls for me
The horse is far too old for you
High school girls, high school girls
The snake is gay, so boo hoo hoo
High school girls for me
The sheep is still a bratty kid
High school girls, high school girls
Of the boar and tiger we are rid
High school girls for me
The rooster and dragon are MIA
High school girls, high school girls
Leaving just one thing for me to say
High school girls for me
Of the Zodiac, the dog is best
So you can forget all the rest
High school girls, high school girls
High school girls for ME!
And now a word from our sponsors... oh, wait. We don't have any sponsors. In that case, we'll end it here.