Title: Kisuke's harem
Rating: G, humour
Pairing / Characters: Urahara Kisuke, Ukitake Jyuushirou, Kyouraku Shunsui, Kurosaki Isshin, Shihouin Yoruichi
Word Count: 256 words
Warnings: Not a whole lot, to be honest
Summary: Ten sentences on the nature of Kisuke's love of women
A/N: I think this kind of sums up Kisuke. I really do. And so you all know, I stole the term 'grobanite' and turned it into a 'kisukenite', so yeah. clears throat nervously
FOR CELLI. WHERE ARE YOU??
Flowers:
Kisuke was known to give his 'conquests' flowers, it surprised no one to note that half the girls in the academy had them.
Stalked:
When Kisuke complained to Isshin that he was being stalked, Isshin promptly told him that if it was that serious, he should have taken a leaf out of Yamamoto's books and stayed celibate.
Valentines:
Jyuushirou and Shunsui were both tasked with helping Kisuke answer his valentines after six thousand, eight hundred and twenty four of them were delivered to his dorm room.
Date:
Kisuke was nearly stampeded to death after he attempted to invite one "lucky girl" on a date, fortunately Yoruichi saved his life with several unusually fast flash steps.
Harem:
Unohana dubbed Kisuke's following a harem, the girls who threw themselves at him dubbed themselves "kisukenites".
Window:
When a young male shinigami followed Kisuke around for an entire morning professing undying love for him, Kisuke threw himself out of a window to escape.
Murderous:
The night a drunken Kisuke confessed his adoration for a certain female shinigami, he was startled to find himself on the end of a roomful of murderous glances.
Eternal:
Despite the old adage that nothing is eternal, Isshin always claimed that one thing was – Kisuke's infidelity.
Roses:
Kisuke hates roses, they are so clichéd, hard to grow, and besides, they die far too quickly for his liking.
Yoruichi:
Despite Kisuke's penchant for women, only one has ever held his heart completely, but Yoruichi will never know it, for Kisuke hasn't the courage to tell her.