Uzumaki Naruto of the Phoenix Clan

Summery: How exactly did Naruto meet the Phoenix Girls? Starts before Naruto the Sk8er Boy, Mild Kakashi and Sasuke bashing, Heavy Sakura Bashing NaruHina. If you like Sakura DO NOT READ but Sakura bashers come in and enjoy the bashing. A little Humor added too

I don't own Naruto but I do own the Phoenix Girls

Chapter 1. Sakura's Mistake.

"Blah" Talking

"Blah" Thinking

"Blah" Empathized

"Blah" Inner, Inner Demon, Creature

Blah Legend script read

Blah Important word

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Three figures walked through the forest of the village and came upon a Bath house. Two of them sighed relieved that they found it, the other giggled like a pervert causing the other two to sweat drop.

"Listen Ero-Sennin, me and Angie are going to the bath house and if either of us see you peeping we'll warn the other women, after we're done we'll continue to look for him" one of the hooded figures said to the tallest one who 'hmpft' at them.

"Fine, fine but if I see the gaki (brat) I'll tell you, after all I'm expecting that he might be happy to hear that he has a cousin or be pissed as hell I dunno" the tall hooded figure said to the other figure.

"Okay but take him to the Hokage, we'll need to speak with him, anyway Flair let's get cleaned up after all we don't want to be all sweaty and dirty when we meet him" the other hooded figure said removing their cloak to reveal a girl with brown skin, bluish black hair tied in a pony tail, and brown eyes, from the looks she was either 13 or 14. The other figure known as Flair removed their cloak to reveal a reddish brown haired girl with brown eyes and peach colored skin, who also looked 13 or 14.

"Jiraiya if tell your Hokage that if a single hair was harmed on his head I'll behead that person and wipe them off the face of the earth" Flair coldly said glaring at a tree. The last hooded person nodded removing their hood to reveal non other than Jiraiya the Toad sage.

"Trust me if the village didn't follow his father's wish then you'll have lots of heads to remove" Jiraiya said walking off. Angela looked at her best friend knowing what she was thinking about.

"Flair if your worried about the council trying to get our clans power don't, after all if the Hokage has anything to say about it they'll keep their hands off him" Angela said putting her hand on the other girls shoulder. Flair's glare softened a little into a sad look.

"It's not that, I'm worried he'll hate us for never seeing him when he was younger, especially if the village abused him I don't want to loose anymore people dear to me let alone hate me" Flair said sadly remembering the day their clan was demolished by a sickness that killed everyone but them. Her father had sent them away when it struck their home so they were the only ones left. Angela gave her reassuring squeeze to the shoulder.

"Well if he does be glad that he's alive after all he might come around after a little while" Angela said finally making her friend was happy. Flair flashed her friend a foxy grin pulling her into the bath house.

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Naruto was not happy, not at all. His sensei had left him there saying he needed to train Sasuke. He left to find Sakura and talk to her, of course it didn't take long because she was with Ino both were both at the hospital holding flowers no doubt for Sasuke. He waved to the two girls smiling at them, of course Ino was the only one who responded also waving back as Sakura pretended not to notice him.

"Hey guys" Naruto said walking up to them. Ino greeted him and Sakura asked him.

"Where is Sasuke-Kun?" Sakura asked even though it sounded more like a demand. Ino snorted, not even she was that obsessed with the young prodigy to be completely rude to someone, as a matter of fact she couldn't stand the boy, she was acting to piss off Sakura because she had betrayed her for a false rumor. Naruto looked down.

"Kakashi Sensei said he was going to train him" Naruto said as the two girls gasped. Sakura glared at the boy like he had done something wrong so she grabbed him by the collar and started shaking him.

"Sasuke- Kun is still in the hospital and you let Kakashi-sensei go off to train him?" Sakura yelled at the scared boy. Ino looked at Sakura in shock, what the hell does she think she's doing!

"Sakura's right about Sasuke-kun being in the hospital, shouldn't your sensei train you instead?" Ino asked as Sakura dropped Naruto on the ground. Sakura scoffed when she said that.

"Hell no, Sensei probably knows that Naruto-Baka (Idiot) isn't worth his time training so he decided to train Sasuke-kun! After all he is the rookie of the year and an Uchiha, I wouldn't be surprised if he left Naruto for dead because he'll never amount to anything!" Sakura said right in front of both Ino and Naruto. Ino Glared at the pink haired girl while letting out a small amount of killer intent towards her. Sakura of course didn't notice because she left to fid Sasuke. Ino helped Naruto up who looked upset about Sakura's words.

"Oy don't let pinky get to ya she doesn't know the difference between Reality and Fantasy, give up on her she doesn't deserve someone who treats her so kindly after all they say 'don't take others for granted you might regret it' Ino chirped trying to cheer up the orange wearing Shinobi. Naruto stared at her and smiled an actual smile.

"Now if you excuse me I have some important business with someone" Ino said leaving while cracking her fist. Naruto stared at the spot Ino was at before snapping back to reality. He still needed a sensei to train him for the finals, after all Neji is going to be a very tough opponent. Speaking of Hyugas he decided to go visit Hinata to see if she was fine.

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Ino walked down a hall to see Sakura standing there, Ino then decided to talk to the girl.

"HEY SAKURA! Ino screamed angrily at the girl who turned around do to the fact Ino yelled so loud.

"Yes Ino-pig?" Sakura asked. Ino began twitching.

"What the hell was that about back there do you have any considerance for your teammate, or do you enjoy bringing him down?" Ino yelled the question. Sakura scoffed again.

"Why should I? After all you have worthless teammates one who's a Fat ass a complete lazy ass and even more worthless man for a teacher" Sakura said in a matter of factly tone. That did it Sakura crossed had the line this time, no one I mean no one dare insults Ino's team and lives to tell the tale.

"You BITCH! HOW DARE YOU THAT'S MY TEAM YOU INSULTED! I SWEAR IF THIS WASN'T A HOSPITAL I WOULD'VE BEATEN YOU AN ICH WITHIN YOUR LIFE" Ino yelled in full blown rage. Sakura however ignored this and started insulting the other Konoha teams Ino snapped when she heard what she said about Hinata.

"I don't know what that Hyuga sees in Naruto anyway she must retarded to-

Sakura didn't finish because Ino punched the Sh out of her. She smiled satisfied with the punch walked back to the entrance. However the punch wasn't punishment enough for saying such things, Ino knew that if she kept to herself the others would think she was protecting that thing. News flies fast in Konoha, very fast indeed.

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Naruto slowly made his way to Hinata's room praying to the gods that Kiba or people who thought of him as a demon weren't in there. But unfortunately Hinata's team were all there they all stared at the newcomer, Hinata's face turned a cherry red color when she saw her crush come in. Shino stood there, Kurenai just waved, and Kiba gruffed out a hello still angry about being beaten by him. Naruto nervously chuckled a bit do to the fact Kiba had this look on his face.

"I'll… Come back later when I feel that my life isn't in danger of vanishing" Naruto said nervously slowly backing to door only to back into Hyuga Hiashi. Naruto saw that the man was staring back at him, suddenly feeling light headed Naruto fainted. They all stared at Hiashi who shrugged not knowing what happened. Suddenly they saw a very sadistic looking Ino which scared everyone.

"You all wouldn't happen to know where my team is, do you?" Ino asked as none of them answered except for Kurenai.

"Asuma is training Shikamaru for the next round of the Chunin exams why?" Kurenai asked as Ino had this evil look on her face.

"Trust me I'm going to say that Naruto's paired with an idiot who crossed the line and she just signed a death contract, here I have everything written in this scroll, but don't kill her cause my team may want to have go at her" Ino said tossing a scroll to Shino before running off to find her team. Shino opened the scroll and read it, and then he did something no one ever thought he would do.

"SHE SAID WHAT!!!!!!"was the enraged yell heard through the hospital caused by none other than Abrume Shino.

Somewhere in the Abrume Household.

Shibi heard an enraged yell that caused a small earthquake.

"Someone must of angered Shino" he said sipping some coffee.

On the mountain with Kakashi and Sasuke.

"Sensei did you hear something?" Sasuke asked as Kakashi shuddered.

"Yes and I have a feeling that when we get back, Sakura will be in deep sh" Kakashi said trying shake off his dread.

Training grounds with team 10.

"I have a feeling that yell had something to do with Ino" Asuma said as Chouji looked around trying to figure out who yelled.

"Wow never knew Shino could be so loud and from the hospital too" Shikamaru said as the other two looked at him sweat dropping, the genius could be scary with his sharp mind sometimes.

With Flair and Angela.

"Hey Flair did you hear that?" Angela asked as she looked around the room. Flair looked at the ceiling.

"Yeah I hope that had nothing to do with my cousin" Flair said as she and Angela left the bath to retrieve their clothes.

Back at Hinata's hospital room.

"Hey Shino, did you yell loud enough? I can still hear" Kiba said trying to rid the ringing noise he could hear. Shino swiftly turned his head to Kiba and shoved the scroll in his face. This time Kurenai, Hiashi, Hinata, and the now awake Naruto also read what the scroll said.

"SHE SAID WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came yells from the five.

On the mountain with Kakashi and Sasuke.

"Okay one of those yells definitely belonged to Naruto" Kakashi said as he and Sasuke looked towards the village wondering what was going on.

Training grounds with team 10.

"Those yells belonged to Hiashi, Kurenai-san, Kiba, Hinata, and Naruto, who are also at the hospital" Shikamaru said scaring the two there. They didn't notice Ino coming along with an evil look. She walked up to the three and blew a whistle very loudly scaring the hell out of them.

"Okay Ino what was that for?" Asuma asked the girl who threw a scroll at him, he opened it and read it.

"WHAT!!! Oh Kakashi had better not know about this or I'll kill him" Asuma yelled angrily throwing the scroll to the floor as Shikamaru and Chouji read it. They like the others who had read it were not happy.

"Oh that pink haired little, Ino are you telling us that she said this!!" Shikamaru yelled wanting to kill something. For once in their lives they were petrified by the crazy killer intent the lazy boy was letting out.

"Do I look like I would do something like this for kicks!?" Ino asked loudly.

"Your right as of today team 10 will not be slacking off we're way behind the others in individual strength, Ino you need to train in Taijutsu as does Shikamaru, Chouji you need to train more in Ninjutsu and genjutsu I'm going to Kurenai because I'm pretty damn sure she got the same note" Asuma said walking off muttering something about irresponsible sensei's and other things. As he walked off Ino turned to her teammates.

"Now look I know I've been a bitch ever since we became a team but Forehead defiantly pushed the envelope this time so if you two forgive me we should work together and become stronger and put that bitch in her place so are you two in or out?" Ino asked the last question pulling her hand out. Shikamaru and Chouji looked at the hand, it's true she wasn't exactly nice to them but after reading that note about what Sakura said they would totally have Ino any other day.

"I'm in" Shikamaru said shaking Ino's hand. After a small silence Chouji shook her hand too.

"Great now I think we should find weapons that we are good with because if we are low on Chakra we could use a weapon to fight back and we could also add Chakra to them as well to make them more powerful" Ino explained amazing the two.

"Then I say we go to that Tenten girl, she's a weapons mistress she'll help no doubt" Shikamaru said as they left to find the girl, who also got a message from Ino and she was pissed, not only did she insult her own teammate but had the audacity to insult all of the Konoha ninja that entered the Chunin exams, including her team. She went straight to Neji and gave him the letter and he like the others was also angry.

'This…… Girl may be why Uzumaki is so weak from what I heard he was smitten with her, and to think one could be that cruel to their own teammate…' Neji thought as a voice that sounded much more like a high spirited version of him made it self known.

"And your one to talk, you treat your own cousin the same way so don't go saying such things" It said as Neji looked around.

"Ah you cant see me on the outside I'm your inner, I say it's true what Uzumaki said you had no reason to do what you did to Hinata-sama, she didn't do anything or know that some cloud ninja were after her, you hate the main family but what about the children who know nothing about the houses, do you hate them too?" inner Neji said to Neji who tried to ignore him. Finally ignoring inner Neji, Neji got back to work on training, only to be interrupted by three newcomers.

He noticed them as team 10, wondering what they were doing he came out to where they would see him.

"What are you three doing here and why?" Neji demanded like they would attack at anytime. Ino walked over to him.

"We're looking for your teammate since she's a weapon expert, we wanted to know if she could help find some weapons to train with" Ino said which caught Neji off guard.

"I'm assuming you guys got that letter too" Neji said as team ten looked at him. Ino snorted at that.

"I was the one who sent it, because Pinky really pushed it to far with insulting everyone excluding Sasuke and her sensei, I'm not the kind of person who wont tell anyone about what someone said especially something like that" Ino said as Neji was once again surprised. He then turned around and motioned the three to follow him, they did so and followed the Hyuga prodigy.

Sakura may not know it but she just started something big.

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Omake Bitch Slap No Jutsu!

"I'll… Come back later when I feel that my life isn't in danger of vanishing" Naruto said nervously slowly backing to door only to back into Hyuga Hiashi. Naruto saw that the man was staring back at him, suddenly feeling light headed Naruto fainted. The five looked at him as Hiashi pulled a stick out of nowhere and started poking him.

"Did I kill him?" Hiashi asked as he continued poking him with the stick as Tsume, Inoichi, Shikaku, and Chouza all walked by to see this. They all stared at him until.

"Okay what the hell are you doing?" Tsume asked the Hyuga clan head wondering if he cracked or something. Of course everyone was staring at him until Kiba got grabbed Naruto by the color and.

"Bitch slap no jutsu!" Kiba said slapping Naruto as hard as he could instantly waking the boy up. Kiba then dropped the boy on the ground while laughing.

"Oh hell no, Hidden Taijutsu 'Hand of the Pimp no Jutsu!" Naruto said back handing Kiba. The two then got into a slap fight (also known as a bitch fight) as the others watched sweat-dropping.

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Phew that was pretty long I'll show the rest of Team 10 side story then the reactions to team 8, Hiashi, and Naruto and their side story in the Next Chapter.

Okay I'll say this now, I don't hate Kakashi and Sasuke, I just really don't like them cause in this fiction they get slightly bashed. Sakura however is very close to being hated by me so she will get a huge bashing. Now for those of you who are fans of Naruto the Sk8er boy I'll try to continue it cause it's completely different from this one seeing as how I didn't exactly think the story out right because originally it was going to be a script for a Doujin I wanted to do but I made it a story.