Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters in this fic. I iwsh, but I don't.
Hope you like!
"Ok, first up we have Sakura Haruno, from the leaf village!" The host announced. The crowd cheered loudly as she walked out onto the stage.
"Hey, Sakura, how are you?" The host asked
"Awesome! How about you, Rorii?" Sakura responded, taking a seat in the chair.
"Good. Now, onto more important matters. We've set you up randomly with one guy from around the world. We have plans made you you two, and you cannot back down! Do you accept these terms? If so, are you ready to meet the guy?" Rorii questioned.
"Well, If he's a total pervert I'll smash his head! But yes, I'm ready!" She punched her fist into the air energetically.
"OK then! Blind date no1! Come on in!" She said, then they waited as the first date came in...
And then in walked none other than Zetsu.
"Oh my god! Get that freaking cannibal away from me!!! AHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed, running to the other side of the room.
"WAIT! I'm not THAT bad!...Never mind." Zetsu said, and walked off the stage.
"Ok, now that we had a few laughs, it's time for your REAL date!" Rorii said
"I'm gonna KILL you!" Sakura boomed.
"W-wait! Meet your date first, come on out, real date 01!"
And for the second time her 'date' entered...or rather was shoved roughly out by the other waiting males...
"Itachi!" Sakura cried out. 'Well, at least he's not Zetsu...'
"Yes. Come on. Let's get this over with." Itachi replied boredly.
"You better put some interest into this or I'll kick you're ass!" She said.
"Fine, fine! I see why my brother calls you annoying. Let's go"
Rorii watched them leave before saying to the audience, "Let's watch they're date with hidden cameras!"
"So, where would the little kunoichi like to go...?" Itachi asked.
"I'm not that little! Anyways, I think it'd be fun to go...see a horror movie!?"
"Hn. Sure."
Sakura grabbed his hand and started to lead the way to the nearest theatre. Itachi was cussing silently over having to hold hands with such a weak girl.
"How about Saw III? I heard it was good..."
"Hn."
Sighing, Sakura went into the movie theatre. They ordered their snacks and took their seats.
Itachi looked over at the scared person beside him. He found the gore highly amusing, obviously she didn't. He sighed but wrapped his arm around her shoulders. He assumed that's what he was suppose to do.
Sakura blushed at the sudden contact, but cuddled into his shoulder, hiding from the movie. What she didn't know was Itachi's smirk. He couldn't believe he enjoyed this.
After the movie, he did something that even surprised himself. Then again, most everything shocked him that night. He planted a soft kiss of her cheek before promising to call her later. She happily gave him her number and then they went they're separate ways.
Rorii grinned. "Looks like that worked out well! Next time, we'll be getting a guy a date... Sasori no Dana! See you tomorrow, folks!"
The camera faded away into darkness...
A/N: Not too bad, I hope. It's 12 AM and I'm tired, so the end may be a bit fuzzy. Read and review please!