Haruhi had an eerie feeling that she just couldn't explain as she entered the third music room. It was early morning and everything seemed to be in order and all normal, but here nothing is normal, but something felt different. For a reason she felt like she was in an alternate reality. The usually fan girl packed music room was empty, none of the hosts where there, and it was only a note tapped o the table that really caught the young woman's eye.

Haruhi walked over to the table and picked up the note, curious of its contents, reading it aloud.

We will break you. One way or another. We will make you profess. One way or another.

Haruhi arched an eyebrow at the letter and crumpled it up, throwing it in the wastebasket soon after. Not really knowing what the letter meant, she dismissed it and carried on. Thinking maybe they were off somewhere else, haruhi began to walk towards the door, but was stopped when all the lights went out and only one light shone in the middle of the floor.

CHAPTER ONE

"Guys, what is going on?"

"machere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!"

"Hikaru?!" haruhi called out as the red head boy made himself visible

Hikaru smirked and snapped his finger, making the lights bright again and dozens of servants appear out of nowhere, holding trays of food and an array of drinks. Snapping once more, a familiar Disney ™ tune started to play as the servants began to sing.

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test…"

"Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest" Hikaru finished.

"Umm…hikaru… is this all…" Haruhi started but then stopped as he realized she was singing and being picked up by he servants, "Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to fall!"

"Soup du jour, Hot hors d'oeuvres, Why, we only live to serve, Try the grey stuff"

"The grey stuff?"

"THE GREY STUFF!!!" Hikaru repeated.

"I don't know..It looks strange…it is done…is it migraine?"

"NO!" Hikaru smirked as he slided over to haruhi, "Hunnny!"

"It's delicious, don't believe me? Ask the dishes, They can sing, they can dance, After all, Miss, this is France."

"No, no, no, this is wrong, why are we all singing in song? And more importantly hunny this is Japan. Dishes can't sing nor can they dance and hikaru please no sliding on your pants, this is just all too weird."

"Ah" hunny squealed as the music stopped and he snapped his finger, making dishes appear, "I see haru-chan is a non-believer."

"Ummm…."

"DISHES!!!!"

"And a dinner here is never second best ,Go on, unfold your menu ,Take a glance and, then you'll ,Be our guest ,Oui, our guest ,Be our guest!"

"Are those dishes singing?"

"YES!" shouted hunny and hikaru as they danced a choreographed number with the dishes.

"First off why am I singing second off someone's phone is ringing third off it's no where close to dinner. It's only half past nine and we're wasting time singing and dancing around. So let's stop and get to class before my father whips my ass, I did not come here for fun and games."

"Aw come on haruhi we're to make you laugh" hikaru sang as he danced himself over to the girl, "You know you want to just relax and let us allow you to be…"

"Beef ragout, Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding "en flambé" the servants sang.

"We'll prepare and serve with flair, A culinary cabaret! You're alone And you're scared, But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining. We tell jokes! I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks"

"So you expect me to be your guest?"

"EXACTLY!" Hunny squealed as it was his turn to sing, "And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet. Come on and lift your glass, You've won your own free pass
To be out guest!"

"If you're stressed, It's fine dining we suggest" hikaru chimed in.

"But I am here to pay off my debt, not prance around and be your guest."

"Haruhi, haruhi, haruhi" hikaru tsked, "Just sit down in your chair and be or guest! It's just all a plan to make you confess you true hearts desire."

"My what?!"

"Uhhhhhhh…" hikaru stuttered as the music stopped and everyone stopped dancing, "Just shut up and be our guest!…MUSIC!!!!!!"

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Get your worries off your chest. Let us say for your entrée, We've an array; may we suggest" the servants sang and danced back to the music.

"Try the bread! Try the soup! When the croutons loop de loop It's a treat for any dinner. Don't belive me? Ask the china. Singing pork! Dancing veal! What an entertaining meal! How could anyone be gloomy and depressed? We'll make you shout "encore!" And send us out for more So, be our guest!"

"Well they all sure do sound good" haruhi gazed at all the food and continued to sing, "MAYBE JUST ONE EPICE I'M SURE."

"Be our guest!"

"Be our guest!" Hunny added with hikaru.

"It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed. With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm, piping hot Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed!"

"Renge?!"

"Yup haruhi and I want you to be our guest!"

"We did you dome from?"

"Haruhi….." renge smiled, "Don't worry about that, you're a guest so sit down and let us do the rest!"

"We've got a lot to do!"

"Is it one lump or two? For you, our guest!" Renge sang with hikaru.

"She's our guest!"

"She's our guest!"

"She's our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!" the servants shouted.

"Well… i can't say no to this food, it all looks so good so I guess I could be your guest!"

"YAY!!!!!" Hunny shouted

"Hooray!" hikaru added.

"And now haruhi……" renge sang softly as she brought out a huge cake that made hunny drool, "Time for dessert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving. He's not whole without a soul to wait upon. Ah, those good old days when we were useful...Suddenly those good old days are gone. Ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy, You walked in and oops-a-daisy!"

"But I thought you all were rich didn't have to cook or wash the dishes?"

"NOT TE DAMN POINT!" the three hosts and the servant's yelled/sang in unison, "Now…back to the song…"

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request It's been years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed"

"With your meal, with your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, We'll keep going Course by course, one by one 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" Hunny added while singing in his cute voice.

"Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest" Renge finished.

"Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up!……Be our guest haruhi!"

"If you insist renge, hunny, and hikaru….I guess I can be your guest!"

"YAY!!!!!" The three shouted, "SERVANTS, SING THE REST!"

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!"

A/N: Well I got this idea in my sleep. I know weird and I just loved it. Anyway, ouran doesn't belong to be and neither does Disney or heir songs I'm going to use. Comments, flames, suggestions are all welcomed. Enjoy.