Hey guys! I know that it has been an ungodly amount of time since i update this but i am extremely sorry! Here is the final chapter i have been promising you for months! Enjoy:D
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3.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
15.Declare your house an independent nation, and sue your parents for "violating your airspace".
16.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
23.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophecy."
26.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
27.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room at someone you hate (i.e a teacher) then when they accuse you, say ''Look, just cause you can't be bothered to wash, doesn't mean you can pick on the cleanest person in the room!"
43.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
50. Repeat
everything someone says, as a question, especially your teachers and
parents!! 51. Repeat the following conversation a dozen
times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never
mind, its gone now."
63. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination (especially parents, partners or teachers)
Final Chapter:
"Morning Troy," Gabriella smiled at her boyfriend by his locker the next day.
"Oh hey Gabriella," He kissed her cheek, "So guess what?"
"What?" She asked, dreading the answer.
"Principal Matsui retired," He smirked, "Apparently the 'children' are sending him crazy," He laughed.
'He deserves this,' Gabriella thought, "Oh that's nice. So I heard this great joke on the radio," Gabriella began.
"Oh yeah? What was it?" He asked, genuinely interested.
"Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes," Troy nods at her to carry on, he's getting interested, "Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The first drunk repies "Everytime I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says," Gabriella suddenly stops and looks horrified.
"He says what?" Troy asked, obviously waiting for the punchline.
"Oh dear me, I've forgotten," Gabriella smacks herself in the head, "But it was a real hoot! I swear," She giggles nervously, "See you," And walks away leaving Troy confused.
"Ooh la la, Troy, what's wrong?" Chad asked, seeing his friend looking confused by his locker, minutes after Gabriella had walked away.
"It's Gabriella," Chad nodded for him to continue, "She's acting extremely weird,"
"Ooh la la, why?" Chad wondered, trying his hardest to keep a straight face.
"She started this joke and then just stopped, insisted it was a real hoot, laughed and walked away," He signaled her walking away with his hands.
"Ooh la la Troy, that is weird," Chad agreed solemnly.
"She's not the only one acting weird," Troy noticed, looking pointedly at Chad.
"Ooh la la whatever do you mean?" He asked as innocently as he could.
"You keep saying ooh la la, Chad," Troy told him.
"Ooh la la, I always say it. How self involved are you?" He snorted at Troy and walked away singing, "Ooh la la, Ooh la la!"
"Everyone is going crazy," Troy muttered before heading to homeroom.
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Troy was sat in his homeroom class staring blankly at the wall when he heard the strangest noise, "Beep, bip, bip, bip beep, Troy, beep, bip, bip, beep," Troy turned his head and saw Sharpay talking in that strange voice.
"Bip, beep, beep, Troy, beep, beep, bip," Taylor replied shiftily whilst looking at Troy with a funny look.
"Beep, beep, bip," Sharpay nodded.
"Umm, guys what are you doing?" Troy asked them in confusion.
"Beep, bip, bip, Troy," Taylor replied with a fake smile.
"I'm sorry, what?" He shook his head and screwed his face up in confusion once more.
"Beep, bip, bip, Troy," Sharpay told him exasperatedly, whilst Gabriella tried to stifle her giggles.
"I don't understand what you're saying!" Troy said in frustration.
"Bip, bip, bip, beep, Troy!" Sharpay snapped in an angry voice as the bell went, signalling the end of homeroom.
"Absolutely nutters," Troy mumbled as he made to escape the madness, catching up with Jason and Kelsi at the door, "Guys, why is everyone acting so strangely?" He wondered.
"I have no idea Troy. What are you saying?" Jason asked him in his best fake robot voice.
"You too?" Troy asked incredulously.
"Me too what?" He replied once more in a robot voice.
"Kels?" Troy asked helplessly.
"Everyone is acting so strangely in accordance with the prophecy," Kelsi told him in a strange airy voice.
"What prophecy?" Troy asked in bewilderment.
"All questions must be in accordance with the prophecy," She replied cryptically.
"WHAT PROPHECY?" Troy yelled.
"The prophecy of earthlings which is the law in accordance with the prophecy," Kelsi said in a duh- tone.
"You've all gone loony!" Troy announced to everyone in earshot.
"That is not in accordance with the prophecy," Kelsi told him matter of factly before dragging Jason away.
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By Lunchtime, Troy was extremely annoyed. He had no idea what the hell his friends were playing at and why none of them could give him a straight answer. In order to keep his sanity he decided to sit next to Martha and Zeke who were, as far as Troy could tell, the only sane people in the whole entire school.
"Do you hear that?" Zeke asked suddenly, looking up from his lunch.
"What?" Troy asked, looking around for a noise of some kind.
"Never mind, it's gone now," Zeke shrugged and went back to his lunch.
Troy shrugged as well and turned to Martha, "Martha, do you know why everyone's been treating me strangely?" He asked in genuine wonderment.
"Do you know why everyone's been treating you strangely?" She replied cryptically.
"No," He shook his head.
"No, you say?" She surveyed him over her i-pod, "Why no?"
"Because i don't know," He answered honestly.
"Oh you don't know?" She asked.
"Do you hear that?" Zeke asked again.
"What?" Troy turned to Zeke and once more looked around.
"Never mind, it's gone now," Zeke shook his head.
"Okay," Troy sang at him like he was the weirdest guy on the planet.
"Okay, what?" Martha asked him.
"Now Zeke's being weird," Troy told her.
"Zeke's being weird, is he?" She asked, smirking.
"Yes and so are you," Troy insisted.
"I am, am i?" She nodded.
"Yes you are," Troy nodded.
"Do you hear that?" Zeke asked AGAIN.
"What?!" Troy snapped.
"Never mind, it's gone now," Zeke shrugged.
"What has gone now?!" Troy asked incredulously to both Martha and Zeke.
"We don't know, what has gone now?" Martha riddled.
"Do you hear that?" Zeke asked happily, lifting his hand to his ear.
Troy stood up and pushed his lunch aside, "No I don't hear that!" And stormed towards the exit of the cafeteria.
"Hear what?!" Martha shouted after him, before collapsing into a fit of giggles with Zeke.
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"Oh Ryan, thank God!" Troy sighed as he found Ryan by his locker, "This whole school has gone bananas! You have to help me," Troy begged him furiously.
"No, he isn't!" Ryan snapped at himself.
"Who isn't?" Troy asked in confusion.
"He isn't real," Ryan told himself.
"Who isn't real?" Troy snapped at Ryan.
"Troy Bolton, aged 18, basketball superstar. Status," Ryan paused, looked Troy in the eye and shook his head, "Exists only in my imagination," He nodded happily.
"What? Ryan! I really need your help here," Troy begged of him.
"I'm sorry Troy, but I cannot help a figment of my imagination," Ryan insisted.
"But I'm not-" Troy began, but cut himself off when he realised that Ryan had clapped his hands over his ears, signalling the end of the conversation before walking away muttering to himself about "Crazy imaginary jocks".
Fed up with all of the strange behaviour, Troy solemnly made his way towards his final lesson; English with Miss Darbus. He had only been sat down five minutes when an ink cartridge sailed straight towards him and hit him square on the face, spilling ink all over him. As he turned another ink cartridge sailed for his shirt and hit it's mark. Looking back furiously he noticed Chad holding his ink pen outstretched in his hand.
"Chad! Why the hell did you just throw your ink all over me! I'm covered in the stuff!" Troy yelled at him.
"Look, just cause you can't be bothered to wash, doesn't mean you can pick on the cleanest person in the room!" Chad shouted back, offended.
"He-" Troy began furiously but stopped mid sentence as he realised something. 'Martha answered all my questions with a question, Chad said ooh la la a lot and threw that ink at me. Gabriella told a long joke but forgot the punch line. Zeke kept asking about a noise that wasn't there. Ryan said i only existed in his imagination. Jason spoke to me like a robot and Kelsi kept talking about some prophecy. And Sharpay and Taylor were talking in some funny- MORSE CODE! All of these things were on my list!' He thought furiously. 'Oh so they're doing a little pay back are they? Well they can all just wait until weekly movie night tonight at my house. Little runts' Troy smirked deviously and a plan began to form in his mind.
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Later that night, the gang were all walking to Troy's for their weekly Friday film night. Currently they were discussing the day's activities.
"I got him good," Martha announced, "He was really peeved," She smirked.
"We both got him at the same time so he was doubly annoyed," Zeke added.
"Oooo, so did we!" Kelsi said pointing to herself and Jason who just nodded in agreement.
"Well I got him twice, so I am the grand master," Chad announced.
"Yeah alright curly-fro. Keep your head the same size please," Taylor begged of him.
"Do we have anymore?" Gabriella asked.
"Loads, but i think we got him enough. He was really ready to crack when Chad hit him with the ink cartridge," Sharpay replied.
"Oh no, it is never enough for Troy," Chad smirked as they reached the drive. Being the closest he reached up for the knocker and tapped it three times.
A minute or two later, Troy opened the door and looked at them in confusion, "I'm sorry, you can't enter," He said politely.
"Troy, stop playing around and let us in," Gabriella snapped at him.
"I'm sorry Gabriella but that is a no-can-do," Troy nodded in the affirmative.
"And why not?" She asked, her voice incredibly low.
"I said so," Troy told her, "And if you don't back off, i'll have to sue you," He announced.
"For what?" Sharpay asked incredulously.
"The Bolton residence has just been named an independant nation and you are violating the airspace. Good-night," He replied cheerily before shutting the door on them.
"TROY!" They all shouted before pounding on the door after him.
On the other side of the door, Troy suppressed laughter, "Troy Bolton's 88 ways to annoy people never fails," He smirked.
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