Know Your Stars
Disclaimer: I don't own Storm Hawks. I also don't own The Amanda Show where I'm taking the 'Know Your Stars' segment.
PiperPiper opens her eyes and yawns.
"Time to get…" Piper started, "what the hell?" she demanded, "why is my bed in the middle of a stage!"
Know Your Stars.
Know Your Stars.
"Hello," Piper said.
Know Your Stars.Know Your Stars.
"What the heck is this!" Piper shouted, "Finn if this is your idea of a…"
Piper of the Storm Hawks.
"I'm going to find the Condor," Piper said getting out of bed.
Hates Radarr because he is different.
Piper froze.
Piper of the Storm Hawks.
Tells everyone Radarr is their pet to help hide her embarrassment of having him as a teammate.
"Liar!" Piper exploded, "I love the little guy."
Love?"Um," Piper said going red, "not like that."
Piper loves Radarr.
"No I do not!" Piper shrieked.
And that's why she hates him. Because he doesn't love her back.
"Where are you?" Piper demanded running around the stage, "I'm going to kill you!"
And now you know Piper of the Storm Hawks.
"What?" Piper demanded, "wait, is this airing somewhere!"
No answer.
"Hey!" Piper shouted, "you better not be telling lies about me!" she cried, "I don't hate Radarr and I'm not in love with him!"
If Radarr gets a girlfriend she better keep an eye out.
"What!" Piper shouted.
The stage lights dim.
"Hello," Piper said walking around in darkness, "hey this isn't funny."
Piper is left to wander and the mysterious person moves on to his next victim.
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