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MPPPPH!

"It's worked! We have subdued the narrator, and now it's time to get revenge!

MPPPPH!

"Yeah… there's only one problem with that, Kish."

"What?"

"This is written in a really weird format. The readers won't know what's going on if she's tied up and gagged."

"For a kiss I'll—OW! Geez, that was unnecessary!"

"Shut up! We're going to get caught!"

MPPPPH!

"For someone tied up and gagged, she makes a lot of noise, huh? Speaking of that, I have the duct tape."

"Oh good. I have the hair dye. It's green. Green hair is really, really ugly after all."

"Yeah… Hey! It is not!"

"Haha, you agreed that you're ugly."

"I know you don't mean that koneko-chan."

"DON'T CALL ME KONEKO-CHAN!"

MPPPPH!

"…Dang. We're going to get caught if she doesn't shut up."

"Well, maybe—"

"We're NOT killing her, Kish."

"I never said we would! Sheesh, we want revenge on Pudding and Tart, not the narrator!"

Aha! Pudding's secret rope trick is a lifesaver! I'm free! And you two! You two are being such naughty little children! Both of you, leave poor Tart alone. One alien with green hair, pigtails, and a short shirt is enough… -swoon-

"Uh… glad to hear it. But my heart belongs only to my koneko-chan."

Oh no! I can't believe you distracted me so Kish—shame on you! NO! Tart is so UGLY with green hair!

"See, green haired people are ugly!"

… Kish, You must now buy Ichigo a pair of prescription contacts—oh no! Tart is waking up! However can we explain this? Oh curses!

"Mudabuhda… Lemmesleep… GowayKish…"

Tart! This is urgent! Kish and Ichigo have dyed your hair in revenge!

"Huh? Really!"

…The cynicism of society!

"I'm not cynical!"

Yes, you are—oh no! What was the duct tape for? Oh, dear me, we must save Pudding at all costs! Oh curses! What sorts of gruesome revenge have those two put Pudding through?

"Heh, aren't you so glad we took revenge on poor, innocent Pai too?"

"Yes…"

…Pai? Oh no! Poor Pai has done nothing! What on earth have these children done?