Discliamer: I don't own TMM.
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Wait! Pudding Fong, what are you doing, you mischievous child?
"Pranks!"
Pranks! You naughty girl! Go to your room! I said go to your room! No! Pudding Fong, water balloons are bad! Bad! Put it down! No! Get away from Tart!
"Ah! That's cold! Ah! PUDDING I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Hello Tartar-san! Want to help me prank Kish and Ichigo?"
"Sure!"
What naughty young children! I order you both to go to your rooms! No! Bad Pudding! Nice Ichigo likes to sleep by herself! Put Kish down! Tart, that goes for you too!
"Heheh, won't this be funny Tartar?"
"I can't wait for Ichigo's reaction when she wakes up to find a shirtless Kish in her bed!"
What bad children! What an evil thing to do!
Then again… Kish is pretty hot shirtless…Or anytime…But especially shirtless…
"Uh, the narrator is WEIRD!"
"I know! How can she think he's hot?"
"Tartar, you're a guy. It'd be weird if you thought Kish was hot."
Naughty children! Kish doesn't deserve what Ichigo will give him for this! No! Don't put his arm around her! She'll already be scared enough without that!
How do you know this type of stuff at age ten?
"I blame Pai!"
The blame game does no good Tart. Bad Tart! Don't lock Ichigo's door when you leave! Pudding Fong, where did you get that condom?
"I stole it from Pai!"
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"This is hilarious Pudding! They'll be so freaked out!"
What terrible children. How corrupted today's generations are! I blame society for this!
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Oh dear! Ichigo, don't wake up before Kish! Oh what a contrary little girl!
"AH! Kish is in my bed… he has no shirt… there's a… FUCK!"
Yes Ichigo. That is what you are meant to think happened. Oh Ichigo, put away the pillow! Don't beat Kish with it!
"AH! Kish friggin raped me! Ah! Ah! Pervert! Get out of my bed!"
"Ah! What's going on—WTF I didn't rape you! I didn't even come here! Why am I here!"
"Oh SURE you horny bastard!"
Oh no! Bad Ichigo! Put the shotgun away! I said put the shotgun away!
Well how rude! She's not listening.
"No! Don't shoot me! I didn't even do anything!"
Pudding and Tart you get in here right now! Good Pudding! Tart! Get in here young man or I will take your DS away for a month!
"Ah man!"
Very good, Tart. Now explain to the nice young lady exactly why Kish was in her bed.
"Well, we kinda wanted to prank her… AH!!!"
Oh that's right, you two just go run screaming like sissys! Humph! What has society come to these days?