A/N: Okay, just a few notes….stuff ya should know…I guess this sorta takes place before everything goes to hell in Gundam Seed Destiny, as far as Sting, Stellar and Auel are concerned, you know…when everyone's together…ah! Before that whole battle over the Indian Ocean. And everyone's all together. They're on that ship…you know what I'm talking about. That one? Yeah, you know. We'll just call it "Neo's Battle Ship!"….that's all I got. If you know the name, if it has a name, please let me know. I'm an idiot. God, I'm sorry, I suck at explaining things…but this is the only way it's going to make sense! I have to do it! I think you'll be happy as long as you don't ask too many questions regarding how things I include make sense with the Anime…thank you for your patience! Let's make this as good as What Really Happened on the Dominion:D Enjoy.
Us Three Extendeds!
Chapter One
Hurricane Auel!
All was quiet abroad…Neo's Battle Ship. (wow, this is going well) Most would agree the ceasefire was better than having to fight. But then there were others…others who'd rather go out on the battle field and kill, wreck, destroy everything in sight. Others like Auel Neider!
Our creepy little blue haired friend sat in his "non-special" room on his "non-special" bed (a normal room without the mind erasie thingies…haha) with the most annoyed look you'd even seen on his face.
"Wow…I can't remember the last time I sat still for so long…" he stared at the wall for a minute. "Maybe Neo's right…maybe I do have ADHD…huh? Nah…Neo's an idiot…"
He sighed loudly and stood up on his "non-special" bed. The next words out of his mouth would change the lives of everyone aboard the ship. Forever…
"I'm bored!" Auel jumped off his "non-special" bed and ran out of the room with a laugh. "Mwahahahaha!"
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Sting too was in his "non-special room", but in a much more relaxed state. "Ahhhh…it's so nice to get some time to myself…" he leaned back on his "non-special" bed and closed his eyes for a little nap. Just as he'd drifted off to sleep, the door opened and Auel stalked in with a bucket of ice cold water.
He laughed quietly. "I thought you may be sleeping Mister Sting Oakley…so I brought you a little present…"
Without a second thought, he through the freezing cold water all over his napping comrade.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!" Sting screamed at the top of his lungs, not so happy with his wake-up call.
"Hahahahahaha! You'd just been Auel-ed! HAHAHAHA!" He through the empty bucket on the ground and ran from the room laughing like a psycho maniac.
"I TOLD NEO WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT STUPID KID'S ADHD! BUT NOOOOO! CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE!?" The soaked Sting screamed angrily. "I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK, AUEL!"
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"La-la-la-la-la-la-LA-LA-LA!" Stellar sang without a care in the world as she skipped around her "non-special" room. She giggled. "Stellar loves her own new room!"
Suddenly, the door opened and Auel stepped in, a scarf over his mouth and nose and an unfilled water gun in his left hand.
Stellar screamed, not even recognizing her friend.
"I have come for your crayons! Give them to me! Or you shall suffer the consequences!" Auel shouted in a deep voice, so he could be sure to frighten her.
"S-Stellar's…c-c-crayons-? B-b-but…Stellar…l-loves…h-her…c-crayons…" She shook with fear.
"Well…I need them now! If you don't hand them over…you…DIE!" He threatened.
Stellar screamed. In tears and ran over to her desk, grabbed her crayons and threw them at him. "NOW LEAVE STELLAR ALONE! SHE WANTS TO LIVE! GO! GO!"
Auel laughed wickedly and pulled the scarf off his face. "YOU'VE JUST BEEN AUEL-ED!" He ran out of the room with her crayons, continuing to laugh manically.
Stellar continued to sob, not even hearing him.
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Neo sighed heavily as he stormed down the…halls of his…ship. "What on earth is with all the screaming? Those kids better not be screwing around…" He turned a corner and was shocked to find Auel standing by the left wall, a crayon in his hand. It was true. He was drawing on the walls with Stellar's crayons.
Neo was speechless for a good minute. Auel didn't even seem notice him. Finally, Neo found his voice.
"Are you…writing on the walls of this ship-?"
Auel looked at him. He too was silent for a good moment. He looked to the wall and then back at Neo. "….No…" He dropped Stellar's crayons and ran off as fast as he could.
Neo just watched him go, at a loss for words. Groaning, he walked over to the wall and looked over what Auel had done. "I can't believe he really used crayon…huh? 'Neo eats….' WHAT!? 'DOO DOO?!' That little punk! He swore he wouldn't tell anybody! Oh, that's it!"
In his "non-special" room, Auel hid under his desk. "Hahaha! He'll never find me here! I'm so sneaky! Yes I am!"
The door opened and Neo marched in, immediately looking under the desk.
"Ahhhhhh! You found me!" Auel screamed.
"You're in big trouble mister!" Neo shouted, dragging him out from under the desk and holding him up by the collar of his shirt. "For causing mayhem, and writing…certain things on the walls of this ship, I hereby sentence you to a slap across the face!"
Auel looked at him for a minute. "A slap across the face? What the fu-" before he could finish, the boy received his punishment. The slap across the face.
Laughing, Neo exited the room, calling over his shoulder "You've just been Neo-ed!"
Auel watched him go in silence. As soon as the door was closed, he cried like a baby.
And thus, hurricane Auel was silenced.
A/N: Well, that's all for now! I don't think it was as good as What Really Happened on the Dominion, but I'll try to make the next chapters better. Hahaha! Review if you had fun!
MPK