Disclaimer: This isn't mine at all--at least, not the characters. They belong to Butch Hartman. Anyway, enjoy this oneshot and review please.

The place is Dimmsdale and it is after school when a thin, tall man in black pants and a white shirt steps into the street. He looks different from the normal human population with ears on the bottom of his head, near the neck. The adult is also severly hunchedbacked and is armed with. . . .
a butterfly net?

Regardless, the male human is inently watching a short, ten year old boy walk past him. Quickly he swishes the net and nabbs a pink notebook and a green math book--both with wide eyes. The boy cries out "NO, Cosmo, Wanda!" to which this mean human laughs.

"FARIES DO EXIST" Denzel Crocker does an impossible breakdance with lands him on his head before returning him to the present mentally. "Sorry, Timmy Turner, but I need these 'godparents' to prove to my colleges that faires and other magical creatures are infact living among us." He starts to run off but turns around and said, "Before I forget, here's your F of the day."

"Come back!" Passing strangers notice a short boy in a pink beret chase after an adult male. Most give this no second thought as the boy with the hat is gaining on the adult who is constantly running from an aging mob. Why the crowd is always mobbing Mr. Crocker, no one knows. It is just something that happens.

Crocker manages to elude the short, stout kid long enough to run into an empty parking lot. "Good. I've lost the boy. Time to take you home so I can prove my obsession isn't a delusion" he says to the miscolored notebook and textbook with eyes. Whistling, he calmly walks towards the broken wooden fence, not bothering to look infront of him as he is too busy keeping an eye behind him.

That turns out to be a mistake. Before Denzel Crocker can take seven steps he rams into a tall, imobile black-silver creature with green flaming hair. "Well, what do we have here? A human morsel not worthy of my time." The mechanical creature grabbs the human by his shirt and picks him up, lifting Mr. Crocker off the cracked pavement. A wooden clatter startles the imposing stranger who looks at the butterfly net and then back at his prey. "YOU! I thought we removed you from Amity Park! Say your prayers."

A stunned Timmy Turner comes up in time to hear that last sentense and watches in astonishment as his "F"ailing teacher is thrown into the air and hit by several green darts and pink lights. Before the screaming Crocker can land, the adult in black-and-grey reveals stubby wings connected to his back and engages engines, chasing Crocker through the air.

Before the helpful stranger can recover the dropped net, Timmy comes in and throws the device away and carefully picks up his pink and green books. "Cosmo, Wanda, are you guys okay?"

"Sure we are, kid." Abruptly the books dissappear and two floating faires appear at eyelevel.

Before futher chitchat can be exchanged, Crocker races back towards Timmy and screams "Ghosts! I hate Ghosts! Leave me alone! Stop it I tell you!"

"Not in this lifetime." The other adult wizzes by on his enorumous engine. "No one escapes from Skulker, the Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter! And you are my prey."

While Crocker screams "Help ME!" Timmy calmly asks his fairy godparents, "Do you think Crocker met this Skulker while Mrs. Sunshine taught fourth and fifth grade a couple of weeks ago?"

"Certainly not, Timmy!" cries out the female fairy in the yellow shirt. "Wait, where did you send Crocker, Cosmo?"

"I don't know," admits the male fairy in the white shirt. "Timmy didn't care if the mean teacher was in an alternate dimension, so--"

"You zapped Mr. Crocker into another reality?" asks the astonished female. She then sighs. "Should have known."

Meanwhile he human boy has also been talking. "Cool! I always wondered if there was another place I could visit besides Jimmy's place when I get board in the summer." He then starts walking towards home, having lost all interst in wondering what will happen to his teacher.