Me: Hello faithful readers!

Keiyo: Hello.

Inuyasha: Whatever.

Me: Stop being such a killjoy.

Inuyasha: I don't care to be here anymore.

Me: Sit. Now here's chapter five, I hope you like.

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There was a heavy silence as everyone gathered aroung Kohaku and mourned over his death. Everyone except Junsumi, who wandered into the funeral, completely dumbfounded. "Shippou," he whined, "you could have at leaase come and told me if we were done playing hide-and-go-seek."

"You're such a dope Junsumi," Shippou sighed. "Someone's died, and you're worried about a game."

"Argh," Junsumi rolled his eyes. "Move out of my way."

"Oh no!" Shippou gasped.

"He isn't going to do what I think he's going to do," Inuyasha wondered aloud.

"It's always the hot guys," I frowned.

"EW!" Keiyo made a wretching sound. At that moment, Junsumi had leaned down and kissed Kohaku. The familiar green lighit shone and Kohaku began to breath again.

"The kids in Kagome's time would call you a fag," Inuyasha said matter of factly.

"What?" Said fag queried.

"You kissed another male," Miroku informed Junsumi. (As if he didn't already know.)

"It's not the first time," Junsumi shrugged. "I can only heal a person if I kiss them."

(Everyone backs away.) "Come on," Junsum cocked his head to one side. "It's not like I only like men (everyone sighs a sigh of relief), I like women too." (Everyone backed away even more.)

Keiyo stood over Kohaku with her elemental sword out. "Stay away from Kohaku! It's not fair that you already stole his first kiss."

"WHAT!?" Kohaku sat straight up.

"Uh...Junsumi healed you by, uh...kissing you," Sango mumbled.

BLECH! Kohaku upchucked all over the ground. Apparently, it wasn't his fantasy to have his first kiss with another guy.

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With all the Kohaku commotion, everyone had temporarily Inuyasha had slept with Yumi. But Inuyasha wasn't convinced that that was the ending of the subject. He cornered Miroku and told him that mum was the word about his little affair. Miroku agreed and said that he understood.

But Sango wasn't as forgiving. "I will not lie to Kagome!"

"It ain't lying," Inuyasha argued.

"I won't keep secrets from her either."

"Whatsamatter?" I skipped over to them.

"Nothing," Inuyasha lied.

"Sango," I asked. But she kept silent.

"They're arguing whether or not they should tell you that Inuyasha had rough sex with my sister," Keiyo smirked.

"You did what?" I asked, certain that I misunderstood what Keiyo said.

"Are you deaf? He slept with my sister." Keiyo made sure I wasn't hearing her incorrectly.

"But only to get the potion that would awaken you from the poison," Inuyasha insisted.

"You used the fact that I was poisoned as a reason to get laid," I offered him.

"It wasn't like that," he cried urgently.

"I see, and that's why you kissed me. To feel better about going behind my back and sleeping with some whore."

"No, I kissed you because I wanted to."

"Inuyasha, I hate you." I said, my eyes dull and cold, my voice deep and serious. Then, I grabbed my stuff and headed for the well.

"Aren't you even going to tell me to sit?" He asked me.

"You aren't even worth the trouble," I closed my eyes.

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"Hey mom," I called. "I'm home."

"Hello dear," she called back. "And how long will you be gracing us with your presence this time?"

"I'm never leaving hom again!" I gave an empty laugh as I ran up the stairs.

"Of course dear, like I've never heard that on before." She said with a knowing smile.

The first thing I ran to go do was take a long, hot bath. But while I sat there, waiting for the tub to fill up, I couldn't keep my mind off of Inuyasha and how he betrayed me. I may have put on a happy show for my mom, but on the inside, i could feel my heart breaking. And without even realizing it, tiny little teardrops fell into the tub.

I crouched in the corner of the bathroom, clutching my heart, crying hysterically. I gasped for breath. But it was like all the oxygen in the room had evaporated. My breathing tube closed up and I choked out the sobs. Inuyasha had broken my heart, essentially breaking me, and in turn, destroyed my pure soul. (Corny, I know. And kind of cliche. But you'll understand why in the next chapter.)

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"Hey mom," I snapped. "When am I going to get that food?"

"In a minute Kagome," my mother tsked. "Have some patience."

"I don't have time for this," I screamed. "I'm getting the hell outta here! I'll be back later!"

"Oh lord," a frown took over my mom's pretty face. "I wonder what could have made Kagome snap like that."

Meanwhile, I was downtown in a black tank top, some booty shorts, a pair of black, strappy stilletos, and these huge silver hoops. Completely ready to get back at Inuyasha.

On the way to fulfill my mission, I passed Hojo's family's health store. "Kagome!" Hojo came running after me in an apron, with a broom in hand. "WOW! You look phenominally better."

"Thanks," I smacked my gum. "You don't look so bad yourself. Except, maybe you could lose the apron." I reached behind him and nimbly undid the apron string. Then, I grazed my fingertips along his sides and brought my palms to a rest on his slightly toned chest.

He inhaled a sharp breath, obviously surprised that I was touching him in such a way. "You wanna play hooky and go somewhere with me?" I asked him while nibbling on his ear.

"I'd really love to," he sighed. "But i promised my mom that I would help her with inventory."

"That's too bad," I lowered my octive to a husky tone. "I would have made it worth your while." I'd never seen anyone scramble into a store to let down there mom faster.

"Lets go," he was back in a millisecond.

"How about we go see a movie," I suggested.

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When we got to the theater, I decided we go watch the movie with the worst box ticket score and the worst review. That way, I pretty much new that Hojo and I would be alone. I didn't think Hojo was going to be paying attention to the movie anyway. He was too busy ogling my chest.

"Come on," I pulled him to the theater that was showing that particular movie.

I strategically sat us in the middle of the theater, waiting for the lights to go out. That's when Hojo started yapping. Telling me how beautiful I looked and how happy he was that I invited him on this date. I told him thanks and that it was no big deal. That I wanted him to come with me and that I really liked him. Might as well boost his ego, I heard that it made guys hard faster.

Finally, the movie began. After ten minutes, the movie became too boring to bear. I laid down on the dirty, sticky floor. "What are you doing?" Hojo had a perplexed look on his face.

"I don't know," I whispered in my most seductive voice. "Why don't you come down here and find out?"

Hojo didn't need to be told twice. He clambered onto the floor and started fooling around. 'I hope this is killing Inuyasha,' I thought. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, Hojo and I were having sex.

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Well, Hojo and I almost had sex. Some guy that cleans the theaters stumbled upon us and informed his boss before we could go all the way. The manager of the establishment banned us from ever being able to sen foot in there again, and he called our parents.

"I can't believe you'd do something like this Kagome," my mom scolded. "Having sex on a movie theater floor. What has gotten into you?"

"Shut up," I scoffed at her. "Like you've ever been a good mother. You let your fifteen year old daughter go off into another time era where there are always demons trying to kill her. Also where, there are older men there with older, manly needs. Like you should be trying to scold me."

"I am your mother, and I will not tollerate being talked to like that in such a tone of voice," mom rose her voice for the first time ever. "You are grounded!"

"As if you could control me," I hopped out of the car at the next red light. "And don't even think about following me."

I walked around downtown Tokyo for a while. It began to rain, but I couldn't have cared less, plus, it matched the way I felt. Some guy in a black jacket with a white gang symbol on it approached me.

"A pretty little girl such as yourself shouldn't be walking alone around this part of town, it isn't safe." He snickered.

"Was that supposed to scare me? I can take care of myself." I rolled my eyes and started walking.

"Where do you think you're going?" He grabbed my arm.

"Don't touch me!" I exhaled in a raspy demonic voice. "You're scum! Not even strong enough to take me on."

"You know what," the guy said, "you're too sassy for my taste. Maybe I should shut you up."

"Bring it on...old man."

That did it, the guy threw me to the ground and kicked at my face. I rolled away just in time for the heel of his right foot to make a hard impact on the concrete. While he shook his foot from the pain, I jumped up and side kicked him in the solarplex.

"Hey, you in the tank!" Another guy in the same jacket ran up to me.

"There's plenty more where that came from," I warned him.

"I'm not here to fight you," he smiled charmingly. "I want to know if you would like to join the yakuza?"

"Hell no."

"But didn't it feel good?"

"...what?"

"Making someone hurt? Being powerful?"

"Kicking someone's ass always feels good."

"Then join us."

"On one condition, you let me out when I tell you to."

"You have my word." I should have known at that moment, that once you join the yakuza, you can only leave in a body bag.

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"She hates me," Inuyasha muttered.

"Mommy can't hate anyone," Shippou shook his head.

"You didn't see the way she looked at me," Inuyasha put his face in his hands. "Or the way she said she hated me. A tone in someone's voice can give away a lot about how someone is feeling. That's why dogs don't go to a person who is screaming in a deep, menacing voice."

"You actually sounded smart Inuyasha," Shippou commented.

THUMP! Inuyasha had hit Shippou on top of his head, leaving a huge red lump.

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Me: I'm a yanki now.

Inuyasha: A what?

Me: A gangster.

Inuyasha: Whatever.

Keiyo: You brought Kohaku back by a kiss from another guy?!
Me: Heh heh...sorry?

Keiyo: ...run...now...

Me: Peace! I hope you all liked this chapter and it would be cool if you reviewed.