Wicked!
For WickedLady and LittleCrane.
RTB - Yo! Sorry I'm late updating …I got lost on the road of life.
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blusum - Hmmm, Miru's mother…I think I'll just leave it open …for the moment. insert evil laugh here. Because of your review…I felt bad for the twins and couldn't put them through the snake truma…which is a good thing…I think. Lol, I hope you like the KakaIru part.
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Chapter Eleven
As soon as Naruto entered the house he instantly regretted it. Yelling. Lots and lots of yelling, coming from the lounge room.
"WHAT IN GODS NAME MADE YOU TWO LUNATICS THINK THAT IT WAS OK TO COME HOME …four…five…no, wait, plus the one…carry the two….GR….I HATE MATH! WHAT MADE YOU TWO THINK THAT IT WAS OK TO COME HOME HOURS AFTER YOUR CURFEW?!?!?" Sasuke screamed in rage.
The twins flinched.
"We didn't mean it!" Ja yelled back in his own defence.
"We just forgot…." Akki sniffled guiltily.
Sasuke frowned, sharingan spinning rapidly (AN: god I really hope he didn't lose his eyes in the manga! That would totally ruin this whole fan fiction!).
"Punishment!" The Uchiha declared suddenly, causing the two young children to gulp in fear.
"What do you hate/fear the most?" Sasuke asked curiously.
The two smaller Uchihas blinked a couple of times before smirking inwardly.
"Well…we hate Ice cream! And Chocolate…god that stuff is revolting…and, and, presents…we lo…HATE presents!" Ja lied easily.
"And soft toys…we…we really hate plushies…" Akki added softly with a small blush, earning a raised eyebrow from his brother.
Sasuke eyed the two of them carefully.
"You must think I'm really stupid…if you thought that that would work."
Ja and Akki laughed nervously as they slowly backed away from their angry…yet surprisingly, seemingly, calm…. father.
And just when it seemed that their father was going to something that would make their lives hell….like forcing them to do the dishes, Naruto came to the rescue.
"Ah! Dear! Kit's home…and alive…most definitely alive! Isn't that great? Ahahahaha! How about you go and welcome her home and I'll take care of these little rascals? Eh?" The blonde said with a nervous laugh as he scratched the back of his head.
"Hn." Was all Sasuke said in reply as he left the room to go and check that his beautiful little princess was still alive.
"How long was he yelling at you for?" Naruto inquired as the two young boys attached themselves to Narutos legs.
"Well it took him half an hour to find us and another half an hour to catch us." They replied simultaneously.
Naruto smiled, patting his children's mischievous little heads.
"Aw! You little pranksters you! I'm soooo proud!" He said as he wiped away a fake tear.
Kit sighed in a bored like fashion as she picked up a muffin from the counter. And, just as she put the said muffin into her little mouth she felt herself be lifted up off the ground.
She blinked a couple of times as she was turned to one side….then the next….then upside down….then the right way up…and finally placed back on the ground.
'Why do I feel like an object being inspected for damages?'
Turning around Kit wasn't in the least bit surprised to find her father, Sasuke, standing before her.
"Er…Hi?"
"Hn."
"I love you to dad." Kit said sarcastically with a roll of her eyes.
Sasuke nodded before leaving the room.
'No wonder Uncle Itachi killed the whole clan….they're all nuts.' Kit thought as she took another bite of her muffin.
It was two in the morning and Sasuke had just gotten Naruto to agree to use kage bunshin for some very perverted reasons when the doorbell rang…much to Sasukes annoyance and Narutos relief.
"Coming!" Naruto screamed happily and Sasuke couldn't help but think that the door bell had just stolen something that was meant for his ears only.
"Naruto, you twat! It's two in the morning! No one in their right mind would be ringing the door bell at this time of night."
"It's morning."
"Shut up….and get behind me will you!" Sasuke whispered loudly as he pushed Naruto behind him.
"I am no woman!" Naruto growled at his lover before pushing him out of the way and heading straight for the door.
"NARUTO! WAIT! IT COULD BE A MURDERER! OR A RAPSIT! OR…"
"…an Iruka." Naruto finished for him.
"YES! OR AN IRUK…wait what?!?!?" Sasuke yelled, rather confused.
"It's Iruka!" Naruto exclaimed happily.
Sasuke gave a relieved sigh as he stopped running and walked, somewhat calmly, to the door.
"Er…Hello Iruka-sensei, how are you today?" Sasuke greeted the chuunin respectfully.
"Oh shut up Uchiha." Iruka snarled as he marched into the house.
"Please come in…" Sasuke muttered under his breath.
"Is everything ok, otousan?" Naruto asked worriedly.
"No. No everything is not ok! Everything is wrong! Very, very wrong!" Iruka yelled, taking a seat at the dinner table, slamming his arms down on the golden coloured wood.
"Ok…what's wrong then?" Naruto asked as he took a seat across from his beloved sensei.
Iruka sighed and Sasuke took this as a sign that it was safe for him to sit down….Oh how wrong he was.
As soon as Sasuke sat down Irukas head snapped up and, with a scowl on his face, ordered Sasuke to…
"Be a good host Uchiha and bring Naruto and I some tea."
Sasuke got up, mumbling constantly under his breath about stupid father mother in law things, and went into the kitchen to make some tea.
When Sasuke came back with the tea he was completely and utterly surprised to see what a difference two minutes could make.
There sat Iruka, the devil man of two minutes ago, crying and sobbing like no tomorrow.
Naruto sat next to him patting his back, trying to comfort the older man.
The youngest Uchiha sighed as he walked over placing the tea on the very expensive table…which somehow made Iruka cry louder.
"I'm…sob…I'm sorry Sas…Sasuke…I didn't mean to…sniff….get angry at you!"
"Er…what, you were angry with me? I…I hadn't noticed…erm…so it couldn't have been to bad…right?"
Iruka just sobbed louder as Naruto gave his husband 'and-you-thought-that-would-actually-help? Look.
It was an hour later before Iruka was capable of breathing properly…let alone tell them what was going on.
Sasuke thought he would break the ice and set the mood for conversation …you know…to put Iruka at ease and let him know it was ok to tell them what was going on.
He thought he'd open with a joke.
"So…who died?"
Ok….so he wasn't good with humour…but honestly…what Uchiha is? If anything it is proof of his identity. But that didn't really help with the problem at hand as Iruka and Naruto gave him a look, as if to say:
'What are you? Stupid?'
Sasuke grumbled.
"So what the hells going on?" he barked as Iruka sighed.
"Kakashi…he…I…I think his cheating on me." Iruka explained before bitting his lip in frustration.
"Ok….now I'm going to tell you what my look told him…what are you, Crazy?!" Naruto said lightly, not wanting to upset the already distraught man.
"But…his been…going out a lot lately, and not telling me where and his more interested in that stupid book than ever before! I can just feel that something's wrong!" The little dolphin, so to speak, cried out.
Naruto frowned.
"Is that all? Because if it is, that's not that abnormal…abnormal would be….oh I don't know…how about building a time machine in the back shed."
Sasuke caught onto the accusation quickly.
"It's important, Uzumaki." Sasuke hissed back.
"I know it must be important… you spend most of your friggin' time in there…and yes I do realise that that's ironic but it's still stupid!" Naruto yelled in anger.
"Do you listen to yourself talk?" Sasuke threw back with a smirk.
"Um….guys?" Iruka called out meekly, a bit worried about how far the argument would escalate.
"We'll finish this later." Naruto growled lowly before turning back to Iruka with a bright smile.
"Sorry about that Iruka. Please continue."
"Well…this is probably the worst part…"
"Yes?" Naruto encouraged, leaning on the edge of his seat.
"He's stopped…."
"Stopped?" The two younger men chorused in confusion.
"Stopped…" Iruka continued.
"Stopped…" Sasuke and Naruto simultaneously echoed.
"Everything." Iruka explained painfully.
"Everything? So you mean…"
"EVERYTHING!" Iruka screamed.
Naruto gulped and Sasuke was thankful for the children's deep sleeping patterns they had inherited from their slightly more blonde father.
"But, but, but….Kakashi's a pervert! He couldn't keep his hands off you even if he tried! That guys like a sex addict! You're right….he must be cheating on you. It's ok…it's not like your married so you can just break up with him and move on!" Naruto 'comforted' Iruka….resulting in Iruka bursting out in tears once more.
Sasuke rolled his eyes before hitting Naruto over the head.
"Um…ow." Naruto said in an annoyed fashion.
"Dobe. Can't you see you're just making things worse?"
"Wha?! OH! Oh shit! Iruka, I'm sorry!"
Iruka sniffled a little bit, holding back his tears.
"That's ok…it's all true anyway." And thus….more tears.
"Sasuke, you're close to Kakashi…has he said anything to you? Have you seen him with other wome…er…men? Any strange behaviour perhaps?" Naruto asked his darling husband.
"Er….well…there is something…but I don't think it's going to help the situation…" Sasuke answered honestly and almost regretfully.
"Hm? Well spit it out!"
"Well…it was about a week ago, I guess. Kakashi had called me and asked for my presence."
"I remember something about that. He said he had very important business to attend with you…" Iruka stopped mid-sentence as both him and Naruto turned to look at Sasuke.
"What?! No! NO WAY! You can't honestly think that I'm the one his cheating with! NARUTO!!!" Sasuke pleaded.
"He couldn't have…I would have smelt another man sent on my mate straight away." Naruto answered simply.…yet strangely seriously.
"Mate?" Sasuke questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"Er…anyway! Back to the story! So what happened Sasuke?"
"Hn. I thought he wanted to train or give me a mission report to give to you…something like that…but…he didn't."
"And?" Naruto demanded.
"We kinda hung out." Sasuke answered simply, annoying the hell out of his husband.
"Wait! Was that the night you came home totally smashed?!" Naruto inquired bluntly.
"er…"
Flashback
Naruto sat on the couch uneasily. Sasuke had been gone for hours now and the blonde was starting to get worried. What if something had happened to him! What if an enemy ninja came and took him away, or Itachi got him, or worse still … the fan girls got him!
"Dad? What are you doing up? It's three in the morning. Shouldn't you be pillow eating right about now?"
Naruto ignored his daughters vulgar language.
"I'm waiting for your father….the other one…" Naruto sighed. "Sasuke. I'm waiting for Sasuke." He finished. Kit nodded in understanding.
"I'm sure his fine. He can take care of himself… sometimes. Neh, I bet his probably just overloaded with paper work."
Naruto was just about to answer her when he heard the door being thrown open. Getting up from his seat he rushed over to the front door to see something he wasn't expecting…Sasuke…drunk.
"Whoa….looks like I was right….he is overloaded….but not with paperwork." Kit said with a grin. She found the whole situation kind of funny.
"Kit…go to bed." Naruto ordered, turning suddenly serious.
Kit was just about to comply when Sasuke spoke up.
"Nonsense. She can stay up. You can stay up, can't you girl?"
"Yep!" Kit smiled. She was used to being around drunks, Tsunade and Jiraiya just to name a few, and wasn't scared in the least.
Naruto however was worried. He had never seen Sasuke drunk before…he had seen him tipsy…but not full out trashed.
"Come ere' Kit. I want to tell you something." He slurred.
Kit smiled as she ran over to her father.
"Yes?" she asked as she stood in front of her father.
"I wanna' tell you how proud I am of you! You're a good girl. But I'm sorry to tell you something…I mean…did that….did that come out right?"
"You have something to tell me." Kit encouraged.
"Right. Sai is dead. I killed him on my way over…so no more Sai love stuff. Got-got it?"
"Absolutely. Sai dead. No love. You killed him. Anything else?" Kit asked, knowing full well that her father was lying, as Naruto stood there completely mortified.
"Um…yeah…where am I?"
Kit giggled before giving her dad a peck on the cheek, running up to Naruto and doing the same, and then heading to bed.
Sasuke frowned.
"That bitch…she didn't tell me where I was!"
"Ah…Sasuke? Are…are you ok?" Naruto asked anxiously.
"I think so…I threw up outside, so I'm ok!"
"Oh awesome! Here I was worrying about you and you're out throwing up and getting wasted!" Naruto said, raising his voice.
Sasuke couldn't help it as he began to giggle.
"Haha…you said awesome!"
"You're drunk…"
"I'm sexy! WAIT! I did that around the wrong way! Say it again!"
"No!"
"Come on! Say it again!"
"NO! Sasuke I said no!"
"I'll be uke if you do!"
"You're drunk."
"You're sexy…now watch me pass out….any sex after this is considered rape." Sasuke said before he collapsed onto the ground. Naruto frowned as he looked at the raven passed out on the floor.
'If he thinks I'm dragging his ass all the way up the stairs or getting him a blanket his got another thing coming.' Naruto thought sternly.
And five minutes later Sasuke was passed out in bed with Naruto…all the way up the stairs with an extra blanket.
That was when Naruto decided he had a problem.
End Flashback
"Ah! That would have been the night Kakashi came home smashed as well! That's when all of these stupid problems started and everything stoped!"
Another Meaningless Flashback
Iruka watched as the clock struck three. Three in the morning and Kakashi still wasn't home.
He was just about to go and grab his coat and go looking for the missing Jounin when the door slowly creaked open.
"Kakashi! Do you know how worried I've been! Where were you?! I was just about to…" Iruka stopped mid-sentence when he reached the door.
"Kakashi? Are…are you ok?" Iruka asked, voice full of worry.
"I'm awesome cool, my little dolphin!" Kakashi answered happily.
"Eh…I thought you were meeting Sasuke…"
"I was…I mean I did…I mean…I meeted Sasuke and he isn't as boring as I thought he was…er…is." He slurred, leaning in, closing the space between them as he gently kissed his lover on the cheek.
Iruka bit his lip as the stench of alchol reached his nose.
"Have…have you been drinking?"
"Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit." Kakashi answered with a some very unique arm gestures that even Gai would be proud of.
"Ok…I think it's time we got you to bed."
"Excuse me?! I'm not that easy. Plus I have a headache. So you can just forget about sleeping with me MR." Kakashi said, sounding slightly offended before he walked over to the bedroom and fell into bed.
'I bet Naruto doesn't have this kind of trouble with Sasuke.' Iruka thought bitterly as he slowly made his way to bed.
End of Meaningless Flashback!
"Oh shit." Sasuke whispered under his breathe.
"Hmmmm! Care to explain just what exactly happened that night?" Naruto asked threateningly with a fake smile.
Sasuke gulped.
"We went out to a classy restaurant and may have had a couple to many drinks."
"Wrong. Try again."
"We went to a bar and had a few to many drinks?"
"Wrong! Next!"
"We went to a strip club with the no intention of getting wasted?"
"So close, one more try!"
"We went to a controversial strip club with the full intention of getting shit faced."
"Bingo." Naruto concluded.
Sasuke gulped…he had the strangest feeling he was in trouble but for the life of him he just couldn't why.
"What's a controversial strip club?" Iruka asked innocently.
Naruto blinked.
"Come to think of it….I don't know either. Sasuke…What is it?"
There it was. The reason for the unexplainable trouble he was in.
"Ah… it's just a normal strip club…"
"Do we have to go through all that again?"
"…where there are both male and female stripers."
"Oh…of course! It's so obvious…wait WHAT?!" Iruka and Naruto screamed simultaneously.
Sasuke had to really consider if they were related or not. They were very similar some times. Unfortunately his train of thought was broken by Irukas sobs and wails of pain and suffering.
'What again? Isn't there a fucking limit to the amount of tears one man can shed?' Sasuke thought in an annoyed fashion.
Suddenly Sasuke felt the great presence of…something very powerful….and VERY angry.
"Why. Exactly. Were. You. At. A. Controversial. Strip. Club?" Naruto asked with a very strained tone.
"Naruto! It's not what it looks like! I only looked at the guys I swear! You know I'm about as straight as a jagged line!" Sasuke defended his sexuality.
"You were looking at other men! When you have me?! Blonde, blue eyed and tanned! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!" Naruto screamed, chasing Sasuke, who obviously had a whole shoe store of feet stuck in his mouth, around the dinning room table as Iruka cried even louder. Actually it was quite an interesting and comedic scene….if you take out the part where one two people looked like they were at the end of their relationship and the other had gone mad in a fit of jealous rage….actually, no…that's still an interesting and comedic scene.
Unfortunately, for us, this comedic scene was brought to an end when a 'poof' appeared out of nowhere….in both senses of the word.
Poof.
"Yo. I woke up only to find that my favourite dolphin was missing…I would like him back please." The jounin said with a smile under his mask.
"Iruka-sensei is not going back with you, you pervert! So you can just shoo." Naruto responded with little shoo-ing motions.
"Shoo. Shoo."
Kakashi quirked an eyebrow and before Naruto could even shout 'oh no! I have been tied up with wires to a random chair with my mouth gagged! Please Sasuke, SAVE ME!' he was tied to a random chair with his mouth gagged with no chance of asking for help.
"Thankyou." Sasuke said quietly with relief.
"WAIT! You can't do that!" Iruka yelled as he rushed over to Narutos side to try and help the blonde out of the wires. But before he could manage to save his little adopted blonde, he to found himself wrapped in wires…in a very suggestive position above Naruto.
"Sasuke! What have you done to my little dolphin! Let him go!" Kakashi ordered.
"What?! And let him save my noisy husband? I think not." Sasuke retorted.
"Sasuke….I'm warning you." Kakashi threatened.
"Hn."
And that was all it took for the jounin to jump the youngest Uchiha.
They began to fight on the ground, rolling around as they threw random, reckless punches at one another.
Finally Kakashi managed to pin the Uchiha down. He sat on the younger boys abdomen as he held the boys wrists next to his egotistical head.
Naruto and Iruka, who had seen all of this screamed in horror and began to try and get free from the wires, desperately worried about their lovers current positions….and that was when Kit decided to walk in.
"Hey…I heard a lot of noise, what's going …" Kit began but stopped as she surveyed the current situation.
Iruka tied up and sitting, kind of awkwardly, in Narutos lap, who is also tied up and gagged, whilst Sasuke was pinned down by Kakashi, who's face was dangerously close to Sasukes.
"You know…if I wasn't related to two of the four of you, I might have found this hot…" Kit said before she turned around and left.
Everyone was silent….Until Sasuke let out a scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Another piece of her innocence lost! AND, AGAIN, IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT! DIE, PERVERTED SCUM!" Sasuke screamed as he pushed Kakashi off of him and was just about to run past Naruto and Iruka with out a second thought when someTHING grabbed his leg.
Sasuke looked down …and instantly regretted it. Naruto looked up at him with big puppy dog eyes, tears threatening to fall. Sasuke bit his lip.
Snap.
That was the sound of Sasukes self control being broken.
"Ah! Don't worry my beautiful, little Naru-chan. I will save you. Kakashi! Hurry up and let Naruto go! Don't worry Naru-koi! Everything will be fine!" Sasuke screamed hysterically.
Kakashi couldn't help but giggle at the sight of the Uchiha. Whenever he went out of character…it was just…, for lack of a better word, funny.
He gave a nod and the wires suddenly disappeared. Sasuke nodded, thus, letting Iruka go as well. Many people may wonder whynodding their heads would make the wires go away…but these people are either off with their nose in an intellectual book explaining the reason to life or to logical to read a crack fan fiction. So this was not a problem.
The four of them stood there silently for a moment or two before Kakashi decided that he was going to be the one to break it. The silence, that is.
"Um…so why is Iruka here exactly?" Kakashi asked innocently.
"Don't sound so innocent you pervert! It's all your fault!" Naruto yelled as he hugged Iruka who just sniffled.
"Ok…now I'll ask someone who speaks English...or Japanese as it were." Kakashi turned to Sasuke.
"So why is Iruka here?"
"Hn."
"Cheated on him?! Iruka?! Is that true? You really think I cheated on you?" Kakashi asked worriedly as he turned back to face his beloved Iruka.
"Well…yeah….I mean you've been acting weird and …and you stopped!" Iruka cried as he flopped onto the table.
"Stopped? Stopped what?"
"Everything!" Sasuke and Naruto answered him simultaneously…which kind of freaked Kakashi out a little.
"Oh…Aw! Iruka! I was just trying to save ourselves!"
"Save us??" Iruka sniffled, completely confused.
"Yep. I was making sure we saved ourselves for marriage."
"But…that doesn't make any sense! We've had sex before!"
And that was when Sasuke and Naruto both died a little on the inside. They really didn't want to be apart of this conversation anymore. Hearing about your sensei's having sex….it was just wrong!
"Exactly. So I thought maybe if we didn't do it for a week it would make up for it." Kakashi smiled.
"But….we're not getting married."
"Right. We are married."
"WHAT?!?! What do you mean we are married!" Iruka yelled as his anger began to rise.
"As of fours hours ago we have been officially married." The silver haired Jounin explained as he held out a marital scroll in front of them.
"WHEN DID I SIGN THIS?!?!?!" Iruka screeched in horror.
"Oh, I may have slipped it into some of your paper work…anyway. It doesn't matter because now we're married. I had my bachelor party with Sasuke here…and some of the other guys….and you have obviously just had your hens night….here! Although…I must say….it seems kind of boring…"
Iruka didn't say anything…he just let his soul leave him in a very anime like fashion.
"Well….erm…congratulations Iruka-sensei." Naruto said awkwardly as he patted the older mans back.
"Hn." Sasuke said with a nod, which could be interpreted as him going 'EEEE! OMG! You guys are like so married now! That is like soooo cute! Kawaii! I'm so happy for you!!! CONGRATS!' but this was unlikely.
BANG! CRASH! BAM!
"Eh?! Iruka-sensei! Why did you faint?! Iruka-sensei! IRUKA SENSEI!"
"I think you killed him."
"Oh no! My little dolphin. I didn't think you'd be so happy that you'd die. Come back to us… Don't go into the shiny water!"
"I'm not dying and if I was it wouldn't be of happiness!" Iruka said as he sprung back to life….only to go back into an unconscious state after that sentence.
"Don't worry. I'll take him home and make sure his safe. See you tomorrow, eh?" Kakashi said as he picked up his new husband.
"Yeah, of course!"
"Hn."
And with a 'poof' he was gone.
"You know something Sasuke…Kakashi really needs to learn to use a door."
"Hn."
Kit groaned. She had slept in until seven because SOME STUPID IDIODIC MORONS had woken her up at four in the morning, and now she had to go and meet with Itachi, which would acquire her to be in top mental condition.
'I also have to get the twins to agree to the deal. Hm.' Kit thought with a small bite to her bottom lip.
"HAAAZZZZAAA!" Two screechy voices screamed as the twins jumped onto her bed.
"GOOD MORNING KIT!" They sung happily, grinning from ear to ear.
"What are you so happy about?" Kit asked still half asleep.
"You said you had a surprise for us today! Come on come on! Give it to us!"
"Oh…yeah…but remember….you have to keep everything a secret….or else I won't show you."
"WE PROMISE!" The twins squealed, obviously not having any idea that the surprise was actually to meet their long lost crazy, psychopathic, murdering Uncle.
"Alright. Let me get dressed first. Have you had breakfast?"
"YEP!"
Kit laughed at their behaviour. It was very rare to see the twins like this…they were kind of cute. Kit got up and began to get dressed…which resulted in Ja screaming something about 'things brothers just shouldn't see!' as he ran out of the room and Akki not even mildly freaked out at all.
"Akki you little pervert! You were supposed to have the same reaction as your brother." Kit joked as she pulled her t-shirt on.
"Huh?" Akki asked a little dazed.
"Hmm, What's got you so dazed like that, little brother?" Kit asked as she walked over to him, wearing only her t-shirt and underwear.
"N-nothing!" Akki answered quickly as he dropped the yaoi manga he was obviously just reading.
Kit couldn't help but laugh as his face turned bright red and he ran out of the room screaming "I wasn't reading it or anything!!!"
Kit grabbed the yaoi manga and put it back under her bed…Jiraiya had told her that that was the place where porn belonged.
"Hmmmm, I worry about that boy sometimes." Kit thought allowed before slipping on her orange dress.
"I wonder if he's…nah!" and with that she left her room and ran down stairs.
And as quickly as humanly possible she scoffed down her breakfast, brushed her teeth, did her hair and ran out the door with a brother under each arm.
"Are we there yet?!" Ja asked for the hundred and eighteenth time.
"Nope!" Kit smiled as she marched onward.
Akki sighed as he tried to keep up. He was at least twenty meters behind his siblings.
'It's not fair…Kit and Ja are naturally good at everything…but me…I have to work for everything. Isn't there anything I'm good at naturally?' Akki thought as he looked down at his feet.
Unfortunately, since he was looking down at his feet he didn't see Kit and Ja turn right at the fork in the road, and ended up walking straight.
He was so lost in thought that he didn't realise that he was actually lost until half an hour later.
"Where am I? Ja? …Kit?…JA?! Where are you guys! Come back! Come back!" Akki screamed as tears began to stream down his cheeks.
The anxiety began to build up within him and without any thought what so ever he ran off through the forest in a panicked state.
'Where are they?! What if they never find me? I'll die…I'm going to die…out here…all alone! I don't want to die! I don't want to die!' the child's mind raced as he let out a scream of desperation.
"Sasuke?" Someone called softly, almost endearingly.
Akki stopped dead in his tracks. Slowly, he turned his head only to come face to face with red.
His eye's grew wide in fear as his mouth dropped open.
"Who are you?"
"Sasuke…it's me…"
Akki gulped.
"Your aniki…don't you remember? It's me little brother."
"I'm…I'm not Sasuke…"
TBC
RTB - Any questions?
Why yes, Itachi is insane in this fan fiction. He has also lost a fair bit of eye sight….LOL! Not really. He's going to have moments of insanity here an there, but for the most part he is stable and well adjusted….well as much as a psychotic murderer can be. Trust me…this story hasn't turned serious and angst! Itachi will serve the crack…SERVE! shakes fist
IMPORTANT NOTE - Yes I am well aware that this chapter was very CRACK-TACULAR! But this is because well…this chapter is a bit of a filler. The plot was getting to serious! And let's face it….the only thing I'm even a bit good at writing is crack and humour. Sigh. And it also seems as though I have lost some readers and reviewers. So here is a more humour-ish chapter.
R&R and that doesn't mean Rest and Recreation! It means READ AND REVIEW! Lol.
Next chapter…I don't know. I haven't written it yet. GAH! I'm sure it will have Humour, Drama and Lot's of LOVE! AW.
See you next time!