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"You smell good," Hilary said getting a bit of a crazed smile on her face.

"Umm, thank you?" Kai asked puzzled.

"Mmmm" Hilary said as she further took in the scent.

'What the hell is wrong with her?' Kai thought to himself.

"What do you use?" Hilary asked.

"Uh…" Kai started, "why?"

"Just curious," she replied innocently.

"Ok…" Kai raised an eyebrow at her behavior, "Axe Kilo"

"Axe huh?" she inquired.

"Yeah…" Kai couldn't take it anymore. The crazed look on Hilary's face frightened him so much he needed to look up to the sky.

Unfortunately for him, Hilary had taken this opportunity to latch on to his arm.

Kai, feeling an extra weight on his right arm, looked down to see Hilary attached to it. 'What the fuck is wrong with this girl today? I thought she was normal!'

A bit disturbed at the way she was so tightly latched on to him, he pulled his right arm away. He broke free, but what happened next wasn't exactly what he'd call pleasant. As soon as his arm was free, Hilary started tearing up and not only was she now sobbing, she was screaming.

"Why are you -sob- so mean to me?! You're such a jerk Kai Hiwatari! I can't believe I ever liked you! sob "

"Huh? What?!" Now, if there was one thing he wasn't trained for, it was what to do when there's a girl crying. Even more so when she's crying and has just confessed she likes you!

"Uhhh," he began, unsure of what to say next, "I like you too…?"

"Really?!" Hilary stopped crying and looked up at Kai all happy.

Kai panicked at this. 'Oh shit, now what do I do?! I can't tell her I wasn't fully telling the truth! Well, I kinda do like her, but this bitch is crazy right now!'

But Kai didn't have much time to think, because almost as soon as those words "confessing" his feelings came out, Hilary was once again latched on to him, this time, to his waist.

'Oh hell no,' Kai thought, 'not again! I've got to get rid of her! She's not normal!'

"Hilary?" he asked.

"Yeah?"

"Can you let go of me?"

"Nope!" she replied happily, and hugged him tighter.

Rolling his eyes at her childish and quite frankly, strange behavior, he supported the hugging until he got an idea.

Noticing that she was attached to him long enough for the smell to catch on to her clothes, he came closer to her until his face was just centimeters away. As soon as he came close, she looked up, only to see his face right in front of hers. Her cheeks heated up as she realized what could happen from the position they were in.

Looking her straight in the eyes, he moved forward and kissed her passionately on the lips.

"Hmmm," he said as he pulled away, "I do smell good"

By now, Hilary had been in shock for a while and passed out. Kai felt as her arms slowly let go of his waist, and was now looking down at her lying on the ground.

Happily, he fixed his clothing and breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank god," he said before walking away unnoticed.