My Clothes

I got this idea after reading Naruto Shppuudon manga. I almost liekd Sasuke, but he stil seems like a cheap knock-off of Itachi. It has some mention of yaoi, but nothing graphic. I had fun typing something that was humorous, so I hope you enjoy. If you haven't read all of the new manga, you might not understand all of it. But as long as you know the outfits of the characters, it should be pretty okay. Review and tell me how it is. I'll be doing new chapters for each subject, all dealing with-of course- Itachi and/or Sasuke. Enjoy my twisted sense of humor.
Sasuke burst in through the door dramatically. "Itachi," he cried waving his hand, "I have come to defeat you!"

Itachi was sitting in his favorite chair reading manga. He turned slowly, angry at being disturbed while reading his favorite series- Fruits Basket. Itachi glared at him until he realized what his brother was wearing. "Why are you dressed like that?"

"Itachi! It's after the time skip! We're all supposed to look cooler!" Sasuke put his hands on his hips. "Where are your new clothes?" Sasuke asked.

Itachi only pointed the bottom half of Sasuke's new outfit, "It looks like a skirt."

Sasuke crossed his arms and retorted, "Well, what about your 'dress'?"

"Look.." Itachi glared at him, rubbing his head. How many times had he heard this before? "It's not a dress. I don't get new clothes. I have to wear the uniform. Why in god's name do you choose to wear a skirt?"

"It's not a friggin' skirt!" Sasuke cried stamping his foot. "It looks cool.. You're just jealous."

"Of what?" Itachi asked in a not so friendly manner. "Your incredible idiocy or gay aura?"

"I'm not gay!" Sasuke started, but Itachi cut him off when he pulled out a Naruto manga.

"Then what's with you and this dude.. Sai?" Itachi inquired with an evil grin. He pointed to picture on the page.

Sasuke' mouth dropped open, "How'd you get that picture?"

"It's in anime stores everywhere.." Itachi laughed as he put the book away.

"I'm just bisexual.. What's wrong with that?" Sasuke muttered.

Itachi gaped at him. "You finally came out the closet? Or what would bisexual people be in?" Itachi proceeded to laugh in a horribly loud, obnoxious way at Sasuke.

Sasuke slowly turned beet red as Itachi continued to laugh at him. "At least I'm not like you." Itachi stopped laughing for a second to look at him skeptically. "I don't always go for guys, sometimes I like girls.."

"What do you mean by that?" Itachi glared at him again.

"You're really, truly gay!" Sasuke yelled, pointing at Itachi. "You and your long hair and your purple nails!!"

Itachi sighed. "Again, the nails are part of the uniform."

"But you can't deny your hair!" Sasuke cried triumphantly.

Itachi gazed at Sasuke smugly. "People get us mixed up often enough as it is. If I cut my hair, we'd look even more alike."

Sasuke stuck his tongue out at Itachi. "Whatever! My clothes aren't gay."

Itachi grabbed his own hair, "You just said you like guys and girls! That makes you partially gay! Hence, you have gay clothes.."

"You're always so mean to me Itachi!" Sasuke waved his fists in the air before running off.

Itachi stared dumbfounded after his brother who was running away, screaming his head off. "That was… abrupt."