Candy: Yo everyone I'm back with this story after all, I just love being able to have fun doing something that makes ppl laugh. So let's get started…
Miroku: I can't believe we're here…AGAIN!
Hershey's: Why can't you believe that?
Candy: First question…
HI I'm Mari I hate
kinky-ho and inuyasha but I do like naraku and sesshomaru
kanna
kagura all the bad guys oh and I do like miroku he's so like me I
rub
girls butts and get smacked for it *Yes I'm a girl*
Candy: That's fine…
Hershey's: Aint nobody judgin'.
I hate having to
live in this idiotic human life I'm evil so I say torture kinky-ho
inuyasha and please
kagome here are my questions and things I want
to say Miroku I know how it is being slapped *yui comes in and sits
by me*
Me: hello there yui *Gropes her butt*
Yui: HENTAI *Slaps
me* *Walks away*
Me: *has slap mark on face* well sesshomaru you
still a virgin I can help
with that *Does pervy smirk* koga why do
you even like kagome she's so not
right for you
kagura YOUR
**
Naraku can I help you kill inuyasha please *Does bunny pout*
pwease wifth
shuger on twop
I may look innocent but I'm not
and sango *gropes her butt* Nice to meet you *Gets slapped and
hit in head by
yui* ^_^ its so worth it
oh and before yui drags
me away call me later miroku *Winks* and ayame get
your
man
Ja-ne
oh and please just call me mari bye bye pretty ladies
and hot guys *Gets
dragged away by yui*
Naraku: *Jumps up and laughs evilly* Anyone may assist me in destroying Inuyasha ku ku ku!
Hershey's: Time out…what…the hell…is ku ku ku?
Candy: It's so close to…KKK! *Hershey's screams and hits the floor as Candy smiles devilishly.*
Sesshoumaru:*twitch* Such vulgar…
Candy: Actually I know a lot of people who can help with that.
Hershey's: And it's so weird though because I can think of so many sex jokes that go with your uh…origin.
Kagome:*Blushes* What…what is that suppose to mean?
Candy: Ima beat that cat DOG!
Hershey's: Big DOG tryna get a little kitty to purr!
Candy: Take your pick….we got more. *Everyone except Candy, Hershey's, and Miroku who nods twitches with confusion.*
Koga: WHY DON'T YOU ALL GET IT? I LOVE-*Get's knocked out by Shippo*
Shippo: I'm sorry; I just couldn't take another freakin proclamation.
Candy: Ok then…Ayame.
Ayame: *smiles* Thanks for the support and don't you worry, I'll have Koga even if it takes forever.
Hershey's: You guys are…determined.
Miroku: My, my how this person is intelligent. Finally, someone who understands me! *Rubs Sango's butt and gets hit in the head with Hiraikotsu*
Candy: Ok…thanks Mari. Next question…
Hershey's: Whoo this one is a long one. The following questions until we say so are from kartronthepegasus or K.T.P.
1) Inuyasha- in the second movie
Kagome kissed you and you kissed back. Did
you enjoy the kiss? Or
Kikhoe's?
*Candy and Hershey's hold down Kikyou and Kagome*
Hershey's: Tell the truth!
Candy: Might I remind…ugh…everyone about the lie detector in the room. I got a new and improved one.
Hershey's: What does it do?
Candy: You'll see *Smiles evilly*
Inuyasha: *Blushes* Well, Kikyou's was kind of…They were both the same. *A door opens and a Katt Williams in a purple suit while 'Everyday I'm hustlin' plays. He steps up to Inuyasha and pimp slaps that ho. Candy laughs as Inuyasha stumbles holding his face and Katt Williams walks out.*
Hershey's: Damn, he slapped the dog shit out your ass!
Inuyasha: Ok, ok Kagome's was better! Damn, just don't make no sense…* Kagome Blushes and Kikyou seethes.*
2) Ayame- did you know that
Kouga remembers his promise to marry you? That
means he has to!
He's just pretending he doesn't so he can win over Kagome.
Ayame and Kagome: WHAT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Busted
Kagome: That's horrible!
Ayame: Kouga, how could you?!? *Kagome and Ayame prepare to attack.*
Hershey's: You can go ahead cut to commercial…
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Chains: $60
Having someone else do your work for you: Priceless
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Candy: That was a joke by a comedian named Kyle something btw…DON'T SUE ME!
3) Jaken- in episode 52: The demon's
true nature, why did you looked in a hole
for Sesshomaru? Are you
stupid?! He can't fit in a hole that small!! Idiot.
*Everyone except Sesshoumaru and Jaken bust out laughing*
Candy: Did you check in the cookie jar too, Jaken?
Jaken: *fuming* I wasn't thinking clearly, you insolent human!
Hershey's: HEY! Don't insult the readers!
Candy: I'll punch you in the throat…
4) Stupid Dead Witch (Kikihoe)- I
got an idea. How about instead of taking
Inuyasha to Hell take
Naraku? It's obvious you two belong together. Oh and you
are one
of my torture choices. My torture idea- get your head shaved.
Hershey's: Ooo me likey that idea.
Candy: I know, and let me just say I am so fed up with your dumbass helping Naraku!
Kikyou: My soul cannot rest until I have Inuyasha for myself-
Candy: Sure you can, step 1, call Sesshoumaru a bitch and then stay still.
Kikyou: *Smirks* To live is to die, to di-….
Sesshoumaru: Uh uh, don't start that.
Kouga: Nobody knows what that mean,
Kikyou: Do you understand the words that are coming-…
Candy: Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth…NEXT!
5) Naraku- Why don't
you make out with stupid dead witch? Then die?! I can't
stand you.
And YOU ARE NOT SEXY, YOU'RE UGLY. Inuyasha is sexy or
Sesshomaru.
You are another one of my torture votes. Torture idea-
let everyone beat you
up again ^_^
Candy and Hershey's: HAAAAA! *point at Naraku*
Inuyasha: *Blushes* T-thanks.
Sesshoumaru: It's the eyes…chicks dig the eyes. *smiles*
Candy: Are you ok?
Sesshoumaru: No
Naraku: I'm so unappreciated.
6) Houjo- Why won't you leave Kagome alone?!
You two are not a cute couple.
"INUYASHA & KAGOME
FOREVER!" Anyways Houjo, I think you should date Ayume. And
I
don't like you.
Hershey's:.....*cough* somebody go get Houjo.
Candy: I'll go! *Sigh*
Kagome: WAIT you can't bring him here! *The room goes silent as Candy walks out*
Hershey's: So Kagome, I guess the whole butterfly affect means nothing to you huh? *Silence*
Hershey's: Uh huh, so we're just going to look the other way on this? *Candy returns with a confused and bounded Houjo.*
Houjo: Please give me an explanation! Kagome, what's going on here? *Kagome hits her head against the wall*
Candy: Answer the question Cassi-no-shit! *Hands him the card*
Houjo: Oh no, I could never replace Kagome. You don't think we make a good couple? *Smiles* that's ok we'll just have to make it work, right Kagome? *smile* Kagome you shouldn't be up with all of your ailments.
Sesshoumaru: Is he retarded?
Candy: I wouldn't believe you if you said he wasn't.
7) Kanna- How come
you hardly talk? I mean come on girl! I know you're strong,
so
show it already! BTW you're a pretty cute girl.
Kanna: Do you really believe so? *Thinks* Yeah…YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! *throws the mirror and hits Naraku in the head. Everyone gets up and moves away quickly.* That felt good…WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!?!...Didn't think so *sits in a reclining chair with her arms behind her head*
Candy: *Hiding behind Hershey's* It's always the quiet ones…
8)
Kagome- Why don't you take Kouga's jewel shards? And please kiss
with
Inuyasha again. You two are meant to be. ^_^ Oh, and you are
my fav character.
Hugs!!
Kagome: *Smiles* Thanks but I could never take the shards away from Kouga.
Inuyasha: Hell, I CAN!
Kouga: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT MUTT-FACE!
Sesshoumaru: Mutt-face? That's just rude.
Kagome:*whispers* To tell you the truth, I'd like to kiss Inuyasha but it'd be too embarrassing.
*Silence fills the room*
Candy: Don't you hate it when that happens…you're trying to say something and you end up the only one talking.
9) Ayame- Do you like Kagome as
a friend? If you say no, I'll hunt you down
and beat you to a
pulp... Any who, do you like madly love Kouga?
Hershey's: Such violence…I like it.
Ayame: Well, I don't have much of a choice but, though we aren't close, I do think of Kagome as a sort of friend; more like and acquaintance. And yes I love Kouga that's why I believe he'll be mine someday.
Kouga: So who I love doesn't matter!?!
10) Shippo- I think you are so cute. And
you should totally date Rin. BTW, why
do you let Inuyasha pound on
you? Anyways, huggs^_^
Shippo: Thanks, Inuyasha's just a bully who likes to pick on the little guy but don't you worry, I can always ask Kagome to sit him. And as for dating Rin, I think that's a gre-…* Sesshoumaru glares with his hand on his sword* terrible idea just horrible. She's much too young and precious.* laughs nervously.*
Candy: Boy, you almost died.
11) Rin- Is Sesshomaru your dad? And do you
think Shippo is cute? Oh and you
are another one of the cuties.
huggs and flowers. ^_^
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru IS like my daddy. *Smiles sweetly*
Hershey's: Is he a good daddy? *Rin nods vigorously.*
Everyone except Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: AWWWWW!!!
Inuyasha: AHAAAA! *points at Sesshoumaru who glares back.*
Rin: Shippo is cute and fluffy *picks Shippo up in his arms*!
Shippo:* Shakes with fear* Yes…we are good FRIENDS though…just FRIENDS!
12)
Kouga- Can you just marry Ayame? You are such a stupid, idiotic
wolf!! If
you can't see that she loves you! Oh, and you're another
one of my 'to get
tortured' characters. Torture idea- to make out
with Ayame. Bad for you, good
for her.
Hershey's: Yea, why can't you just marry Ayame?
Kouga: I don't have to Fu**ing impress you.
Candy: Great torture idea!
13) Sesshomaru- do you think Rin is a cute little
girl? Oh, you're another
choice for torture. Torture idea- have to
watch romance movies...muhahahaha.
Sesshoumaru: Why, I was tortured last time? What did I ever do to deserve this? *Everyone stops and looks at him incredulously.* Never mind. I think Rin is…*looks down at Rin's smiling face with big brown eyes and long wavy hair with that little pony tail on top of her head.* Adorable. *Deciding to not even try to deny It.*
14) Miroku- I can't
stand you. But I do think you and Sango are meant to be.
So please
marry Sango. Oh you are another on of my torture choices.
Torture
idea- put in a room full of gay guys.
Candy: HAAAHAHA….I like this person's ideas. *Miroku sighs sadly*
15) Sango-
Why are you so violent? Did you like have a mental break down
when
you met Miroku?...No I'm just kidding about the mental break
down. Oh, and
you're my final choice for torture. Torture idea- is
in a room full of
perverts.
Sango: Well, growing up in my village, I had to work hard to be the best among big boys and if that mean taking down a few men then so be it…*The guys walk far away fro her*
16) Candy & Hershey's- Please keep
writing. This is a great and funny
interview. Oh, and please bring
in Kagome's annoying friends. I would like to
see them get
tortured.
Candy: Another good idea!
Hershey's: Thanks K.T.P…Hey here's Mari again…
Me: I'M BACK Hello
naraku nice to see you
oh and Shippo: OMJ I LOVE YOU *Hugs him
then I turn into a bunny*
Bunny me: I want to kill inuyasha he's
so stupid
Kilala: hello there kilala *Pets her* I love cats
bunny
Me: hello dear sango
*Gropes her butt* *gets smacked and hit in the head
by a large
bomarang*
Me: *Has smack mark*
ow well I got to go oh and *Gropes
kaguras butt and kagomes butt*
*Gets smacked 2 times then gets chased by dance
of the dragon* bye
*Runs away really fast*
Candy: No one knows how to make an exit like she does.
Naraku, Kirara, and Shippo are happy :D And Sesshoumaru is slowly losing his grip on rationalization.
Candy: Well, that's the end of the questions which means….
Hershey's and Candy: TORTURE TIME!!!!!
Hershey's: Let's look at the votes…Well we got
Sesshoumaru: 1
Inuyasha: 1
Kagome: 1
Sango: 1
Miroku: 1
Naraku: 1
Kouga: 1
And Kikyou: 2
*Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Naraku sigh in relief*
Candy: What are you all sighing for? *all look up in fear*
Candy: I'm failin my math class so I'm feelin kinda cranky right now so YOU'RE GOIN DOWN! So here's what I'm going to do. First, I'm sending everyone on the list except for Naraku into torture THEN when they are good and pissed off, that's when it's your ass they'll be coming for. *Naraku slaps his head to his hand* As for the rest of you… Kikyou, as much as I liked the idea of shaving your head, youtube actually gave me a better idea. *Opens torture door #1 one and pushes Kikyou into.*
Hershey's: Miroku, we will be taking the idea to put you in a room full of gay guys and not the fix up your house gay guys but the 'oh my gosh, here they come, floatin' around and making noises gay guys and even some jail gay guys. HAVE FUN!! *Drags Miroku who's kicking and screaming into a room.*
Candy: Inuyasha, have you ever seen that show Untamed and Uncut?
Inuyasha: No, why-AAAAH! *gets pushed in a door and attacked by baboons.*
Candy and Hershey's: Kouga! *Kouga runs around the room at top speed.*
Kouga: NO, I don't want to die. I wanna live! LIIIIIVVVVEE!
Candy: You wanna play…okay! *Pulls out a big tranquilizer gun* Say hello to my lil friend! *Shoots and gets Kouga right in the ass and he falls out*
Hershey's: We like the idea of Kouga having to make out with Ayame but first wolf boy needs a bath. Oh peoples! *Three people from Groomer has it walk in and take Kouga away with Ayame following excitedly.*
Candy: Five down and three to go! *Smirks at Kagome, Sango, and Sesshoumaru.*
Hershey's: We'll take mercy on Sango and Kagome and stick them together. *Candy pushes them into a bright yellow room with nothing but the Hamster Dance song playing full blast over and over again then looks at Sesshoumaru.*
Sesshoumaru:…no
Candy: Ok, ok but I would like you to meet a friend of mine.
Sesshoumaru: NO! *growls*
Hershey's: *Opens a door to reveal a man*
Sesshoumaru: Is that Michael Vick? *Gets shot by a tranquilizer dart and passes out*
Candy: *Gives Vick a big collar and chain with sutras on it* You're gonna need this…trust me.
*Michael Vick drags Sesshoumaru away with a smile.*
Hershey's: Well that's it for this chapter!
Candy: We hope you liked it and tune in next time to see how everyone comes out!
Hershey's: Don't forget to Interview and Vote!
Candy and Hershey's: BYE!