Disclaimer: -Looks at everyone- Do you honestly think I own Naruto?

This story is dedicated to Diethel-chan, who actually made me get off my lazy behind and write this...

Happy Birthday Diethel!

Breakfast Time

By Vitoria-chan

Naruto Uzumaki was not a man that was easily surprised. So when his wife refused to come out of their room that day, he wasn't surprised, he was utterly shocked. First off, since when does Hinata lock herself in a room? (Perhaps she has been talking to Sasuke a bit too much, emo might be contagious…) And second of all, who was going to make him breakfast!?!

Naruto Uzumaki could fight off enemy ninjas, control an evil fox demon that lived inside of him, and control an enourmous talking frog…

But, he could not cook.

Hinata had better have a really good reason to leave starving like this…

"But Hina-chan, I'm huuuuuungry…."

"S-s-sorry Naruto. But, I'm not leaving until I'm done…"

Hmmm? Done with what?

"Hina-chaaaan, what could possibly be more important then feeding your starving husband?"

"T-t-trust me Naruto… This is much more important."

And the pattern continued. Naruto would act like a whinny baby, and Hinata would give him some excuse.

-Thirty minutes later-

"That's it Hinata! Open the door already!"

No reply…

"Come on Hinata! Open it!"

No reply again…

"… Please."

Still no reply…

"I'm hungry…"

And finally, the door opened…

"N-Naruto…"

"Hinata… Why were you in a closet all morning!?!"

And then Hinata did the strangest little thing, she went inside the room and brought out a cutely wrapped box.

"Huh? What's that?"

Hinata began to blush…

"I-it's your b-birthday present… H-happy birthday Naruto…"

And Naruto felt like the biggest idiot on earth.

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Me: Because he is...

Agentkiwi (Aka: Super Naruto Obsessionist): Shut up! Naruto is very smexy!