This is a LoBoACM production. Please enjoy. Updates by updates, may take time.
Warnings:
Yaoi! NarutoXItachi
Language, possible lemons
Considering SasukeXOrichumaru
Notes From Author:
Trying to stay away from ooc, unless I'm doing it on purpose, like Itachi around Naruto... Maybe I'm being crazy just writing this...it's completely random...I think I know where I is going, but not exactly how I wants to get there, ya no?
"No, like this..." Itachi stepped behind Naruto, taking his hands and carefully making swish motions. ((ha ha, my sweet vocab.))
"Okay." Naruto tried again, inserting a thin stream of chakra into his shuriken and throwing it. It swerved up, as thought hitting a person in a flip, but then went straight, shoulder height from Naruto, into the statue.
"Much better. Now, try to hit me." Itachi nodded.
"H...Hit you?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, come on." Itachi stood in front of Naruto, stepping back slowly.
"Itachi, I don't wanna." Naruto whined.
"But you wanna be strong right? Don't worry, I'll dodge it. Or put up a chakra shield, how's that?" Itachi offered.
"Well...okay, fine." Naruto pulled out another blade from his borrowed pant's pocket. carefully he aimed it at Itachi's leg, and threw it. It followed Itachi as he jumped sideways, swerving as he did. Finely, it landed in a tree Itachi jumped up.
"Are you trying?" Itachi asked.
"Maybe." Naruto laughed.
"I'm serious, kid."
"Your only slightly older then me!" Naruto whined.
"But he's way more mature." Tobi laughed. He'd taken to watching the two of them at random moments.
"So?" Naruto threw a shuriken at Tobi lightly.
Tobi rolled over to avoid it. "Hey! I'm just being honest."
"Are you now?" Naruto plopped beside him, laughing. "Oh well, if I tried, I could be mature."
"Yeah...sure, you could..." Tobi laughed.
Itachi dropped down beside Naruto. "Possibly."
"Really? Ya think?" Naruto asked hopefully.
"No." Tobi broke into laughter again.
"Thanks a lot." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Are you going to stay out here all day?" Kisame asked, flashing Naruto a evil smile that was more sharky and showed more teeth then would allow Naruto to sleep soundly at night.
"Possibly.." Itachi repeated.
"Rrrrright..." Naruto jumped up, holding his hands out to Itachi.
Itachi let Naruto help him up, holding his hand a second longer then necessary, a smirk crossing his face.
Kisame stood by, waiting. "As you forget, Naruto has a meeting today."
Naruto gulped. "Let's go!"
Tobi grinned. "Psst!" He hissed as the four of them headed towards the next hall/tunnel.
"What?" Naruto asked, not really interested, more worried about the upcoming meeting.
"I talked to Master."
"You always talk to Master." Kisame shot back.
"Shut-up and let him talk, Sharkie, and I'll prepare you a nice meal. One you'll remember forever." Naruto offered. He'd learned quite some that morning. First, the Akatsuki had great taste. Second, Only Itachi could cook. Third, Kisame really really hated being called Sharky.
Torn between being grateful of another meal, and hating the name, Kisame grew quite.
"Okay...Well, I talked to Mater-" Kisame said nothing- "And he says all he wants to do is look at it. He has no intentions of killing you if..." Tobi trailed off.
"If?" Naruto asked.
"If you join the akatsuki. We want the people with demons. And we want you." Master appeared from the darkness. The only visible part was the akatsuki robes and the glowing red eyes.
"J...Join you?" Naruto almost laughed. "That's all? and out in the super cool hide out? That's what you want from me?" Sakura and Sasuke flashed through his mind. His nindu's would be easier to accomplish, even, from here, because he would become stronger. And the possibility of having a teammate would make them even easier.
"Well, not exactly stay here all the time..." Tobi laughed at that idea.
"Okay, so, I guess I could...well...only if I get to complete my nindu." Naruto narrowed his eyes.
"Fine. you'll work with Itachi and Kisame." Master turned. "I'll see you later, Naruto, I want to see the seal." And,. with the soft sweeping sound of robes on stone, he was gone.
"With us?" Kisame asked after Master was gone. He didn't like the idea.
"Yes. You'll help me." Naruto slowly started back down the hall. But how could he concentrate on completing his nindu and getting stronger with Itachi around to lure him into unwise thoughts...
"Well...I guess that's that. It's a nice day, wanna go outside?" Tobi asked. By outside, he meant the only place that was large, airy, and empty. The training rooms.
"Sure." Naruto smiled, arms linking behind his head in his favorite position. "Coming Itachi? Sharky?"
"Can you not call me that?" Kisame asked.
"Say please." Naruto smirked.
Kisame rolled his eyes and fell silent. He wouldn't fall to the little twerp.
"Oh, lighten up, Sharky. It's cool to have a cute nickname." Naruto laughed.
"What's Itachi's cute nickname?" Tobi teased.
"Oh...err...well..." Naruto laughed. "I never thought of it...You want a cute nick name, Itachi?"
Itachi could think of several things he wanted Naruto to call him. "Whatever..."
Tobi laughed. "We need to call him something strange..." He whispered to Naruto.
((A/N if i slip and put obito, i mean Tobi...eh...))
"Hmmm...we can't just ie him, because he's already ie'd...Hmmm...how bout..." Naruto could think of some things, but none he'd allow Tobi the right to call Itachi. "Blinkie Boo."
"Huh?" Itachi asked, shocked.
"Why?" Tobi asked.
"Because it's completely random..." Naruto laughed, arms behind head, and entered the battle room.
"O...kay..." Tobi plopped down. "Come on, Blinkie Boo, sit with us." He called.
"Am I really suppose to listen to that name?" Itachi asked, as Kisame broke into laughter. Suddenly, his name wasn't so bad.
"Yes, it'll make me happy." Naruto smiled. "Come on, Sharky, and sit with us, too."
By now, Kisame was to far into laughing at Itachi to care about the name, and sat down.
Itachi sat beside Naruto, looking slightly annoyed at the name, but not too much.
Tobi grinned. "Your really random Naruto."
"What do we eat around here?" Naruto replied. "Oh, and thanks, I guess...I didn't know I was..."
"Raman...sometimes, when Deidara goes to the store. Other times, whatever Itachi cooks, or food we steal from each other..." Tobi laughed.
"Proves it..." Naruto laughed and leaned back.
"Proves what?" Kisame was now out of laughing mode.
"That none of you, besides Itachi, cook." Naruto stared at the ceiling, he could almost see clouds...almost...
"Oh..well...I'm up to learning." Tobi shrugged. "Just never had the time, or, when I did, no one had the time to teach me..."
"Well, now that I'm here, I'll teach you..." Naruto was still trying to find clouds from the ceiling...He spotted one possibility.
"Wanna go outside?" Itachi asked him.
"Huh? Like, really outside?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah!" Tobi jumped up. "Blinkie Boo, you have great ideas."
Naruto allowed Itachi to help him up. "Coming Sharky?"
Kisame nodded, standing up.
"What the hell are you doing here?" The voice was loud, certain, and angry. Very angry.
"We could've asked you the same about Orichimaru!" Naruto spun on spot, staring at Sasuke's angry face.
"What are you doing here?" Kisame asked, preparing for a battle. Of course, coming to the battle grounds, he's forgotten his sword.
"I'm here for Naruto!" Sasuke yelled.
"Then why are you amazed I'm here?" Naruto shouted back, walking forward so they wouldn't have to yell.
"Because I didn't expect to find you here...And I wanted to see that base..." Sasuke was moving forward to. "Why are you hear with my brother?"
"Because, I am going to complete my nindu. And maybe, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, not yours!" Naruto got mad at the idea that he wasn't aloud to be around Itachi just because he was Sasuke's brother...
"Well, you have fun with Itachi! No one needs you!""That's not true, Sasuke. No one needs you!! Sakura and I were fine without you!" That was sorta true... Sakura had taken to hanging out with other people...And wasn't a variety of people better then just Sasuke?
"Oh, were you Naruto? Because I don't see how your going to protect her...? Especially at the Akatsuki hideout!" Sasuke shot back."How are you going to take care of her if your off being Orichmaru's boy toy?" Naruto retorted.
"I was not his boy toy!" Sasuke argued. What a way to put it! But...hey...that did sorta sum it up...like acapello...o.o'
"Yes, you were. And why do we even care about protecting Sakura? Everyone knows your with Orichimaru...She needs to quit dreaming..." Naruto shook his head slowly. All the times he'd fallen for Sakura, done all he could to get her attention...but she only had eyes for Sasuke...who'd never cared for her...
"You know something, Naruto...?" Sasuke sighed softly to himself. He had to leave here, about now...Before things got too strange...It was already strange, just being here...He wasn't even sure how he got here...
"What?" Naruto glanced over his shoulder. Blinkie Boo, Sharky, and Tobi were standing back, watching him, in case he needed help. Itachi looked tense. A small smile crossed his face.
"I'm lost..." Sasuke admitted. Seeing Naruto's confused face, he added, 'I don't know how I got here, or how to get back..."
Naruto thought for a second, and an idea hit him like a shuriken. Or did a shuriken hit him? Nope, just an idea. :p Haha sorry... // I'm such a loser, but I'm KLE, Baby!
"I'll lead you out...Hey, why aren't you trying to kill Itachi?" He asked as they walked back towards the group.
"Because I don't feel like it..." Sasuke shrugged. "A lot has changed."
Itachi, Kisame, and Tobi feel in step beside them.
"Where are we headed? Huh? Any goal, or are we just walking?" Tobi sounded hyper-wow, shocker!-
"To the village. I'm about to complete one nindu, bringing Sasuke back to restore the team, but then I have to go." Naruto laughed.
"Oh, yeah, cause you gotta get the robes. And then, we're going to do a mission. And I'm going to go with you...And maybe it'll be a mission to the beach...That might prove fun..." Tobi seemed to be talking to himself more then anybody else.
"Okay!" Naruto grinned.
((A/N I want to interrupt the story to let you know, I love Shikamaru)) ((Ok, I just might be ending this story soon...I put all three chapters on the same note pad, so I can't judge chapters by scroll, so, if this is shorter then most, or longer, I'm sorry...or I'm not...I think I know where I'm going with this, but I'm not sure...Not sure where I'm going or how to get there, or something like that...ya no?))
Yulp, decided to end it here. Maybe tomorrow or the next day, I'll post next chapter- Nindu 1 Complete- maybe not... lol
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