"Here's your doughnut. Anything else, sir?"

"No, it's fine Hayasaka… Just bring me some coffee, five tons of liquorice and get me that damn Hattori"

"Hai"

-linebreaker-

"Welcome to McGoonald's (WhatdoyoumeanMcDonalds), what do you want to order?"

"Hm… I don't know, what do you like?"

"Honestly, ma'am, it's all disgusting"

"…"

"In fact, everytime I walk inside here, I think 'What the hell am I doing here? I'm a smart person, and I hate this place! For Pete's sake, we make our meat from the thrown away remainders of the local High School's lunch! We say that our milkshakes has no sugar and is low on fat, but we only say so to get an excuse for the different taste; it comes from the rat poop! And nobody of the cooks washes their hands or wears a hairnet!'"

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"… But the cheeseburgers are okay"

"I'll take two of those and two strawberry milkshakes"

"Two burgers of doom and red painted death in a liquid form coming up! … Here, enjoy your meal from McGoonald's (WhatdoyoumeanMcDonalds)"

"Oi, Hattori-kun"

"What is it, Hayasaka-san?"

"The boss would like to have a talk with you"

"Okay, take over here, will you?"

"Sure. … Is that blood on your shirt?"

"Uh, yeah, I skipped lunch to investigate a murder. He had his intestines spilled all over the place. Man, did that reek! You know what I saw in his stomach? One of our burgers! Can you believe that, they're gross! Well, gotta go speak to boss now, see you"

-linebreaker-

"Take a seat, Hattori"

"Right. So, what did you wanna speak to me about, boss?"

"First off, where were you yesterday?"

"Well, I was planning on going to work as normal but BAM! What do ya know; a guy lies dead in front of you and there's blood all over the place. What's funny is that he landed – he had come flying down from a building – on Kazuha's dad's car so I wrote SUCKER in the blood on the window. And of course I had to investigate the whole thing"

"And that made you stay from work a whole day? He had jumped, no big deal"

"Ahou, of course he didn't jump! Duh! It's never that simple. Everyone else thought he had jumped, but being the detective genius I am I solved the case. Turns out his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's sister wanted revenge on him because her brother, the ex-boyfriend, had committed suicide after the dead guy's girlfriend had left him for the dead guy. So she hung him up in this mechanism that released when someone was whistling 'Walking on Sunshine' in E major ten feet down from the building, which I did"

"… Okay, but I've heard complains from our guests that you tell them, very in detail, about murder cases you've been on"

"They just fly from my mouth, boss"

"And you've been missing a lot from work"

"I run into bodies and murders everywhere. Oh, and some Tokyo friends came to visit last week, and we got involved in some murders too. I'm sorry boss, but I can't help that people in Osaka likes to kill"

"If you don't stop skipping work you'll get fired!"

"You can't afford that, half of your costumers are young girls that comes to see the very hot me"

"… Hattori, do you remember last week when you and a girl were naked in one of our closets doing God-knows-what?"

"What! That's not true!"

"Karasuma, that pervert, recorded you two. Want to see?"

"…"

"Because you know that I'll show it to the girl's father, what was her name, Toriyama?"

"NO! I'll do anything, please don't show it!"

"Then become more active in work or else…"

"I'll work, I'll work! Just don't show it"

"Do we have a deal then?"

"Hai, you blackmailing bastard"

"Good. Now, out and take orders, and remember; no talking about cases!"