Disclaimer: I don't own TMM or any of the songs used in this fic...
Mew Idol!
Round One!!!
"Hello and welcome everyone to the very first 'Mew Idol'!" Everyone on television and people watching begin to scream and cheer.
"I will be your host for Mew Idol! Who am I? That's none of your concern. All you need to know is I'm the narrator! Okay, now let's meet our judges! Let's start with… Mr. Vegeta, from Dragon Ball Z and G.T.!" Everyone boos while some people cheer.
"Oh, shut up and get a life!" Vegeta shouted.
"Well, there's Vegeta everyone! Our next judge is Ms. Tabby, from .HACK// Roots!" Everyone cheered and clapped happily.
"Arigatou, everyone! I'm just so happy to be here!" Tabby blew kisses to the audience.
"Our last judge, but certainly not least is… Mr. Jiraiya, from Naruto!" Some guys and girls cheered, at least the majority did.
"Okay now! Here's the deal with Mew Idol! Every so often, we will have boys and girls from Tokyo Mew Mew to perform so we can find the ultimate talent! Every round, however, someone will get voted off! There are 14 contestants. Until we get down to our last eight contestants, the judges will vote off someone each time. When we get down to our last 8 contestants, we will then let our audience vote!" Everyone cheered in excitement.
"Okay now! Please welcome our very first contestant, Ms. Ichigo!" Ichigo entered onto the stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Okay, let's go!" she yelled and started to dance…
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine
I want you to be mine -You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright
( alright, alright, alright)
"Okay, okay please stop. For the sake of all of us…" Vegeta said. Ichigo sat down her microphone and waited for the judges' opinion.
"Okay look. You're beautiful, you're cute, you'd make a great poster… but your voice is just okay if that. You'd do better just saving the world…" he said and sighed, looking over at Tabby. Ichigo crossed her arms and stared over at Tabby as well.
"I thought you were great! The best! I, also, love your outfit!" she smiled.
"Thank you!" Ichigo smiled.
"I thought you did pretty good as well." Jiraiya smiled, "Oh yeah and my number is six, five, three-."
"Okay! Our next contestant is Lettuce! Everyone give her a big hand!" Everyone clapped as Lettuce entered the stage.
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
"Alright now! You've torn up our ears enough…" Vegeta said. Lettuce put down her microphone and blushed.
"Okay one: Why would you be singing a song entitled 'Before he cheats' when he wouldn't even cheat on you in the first place, because you would never have anyone? I mean, look at you." Everyone booed Vegeta, "What? It's true but I guess other than that you did okay…"
"Ooh, harsh words… Well, let's see what Tabby thinks. Tabby?"
"I think you did wonderful! Just amazing!" She smiled.
"Jiraiya?"
"Well, I have to agree with my lovely co-host here. I think you did pretty good." He smiled, hugging Tabby.
"Okay… Well, please welcome our next contestant Ms. Fujiwara Zakuro!" Everyone cheered eccentrically. Zakuro entered the stage with her hand on her hip and picked up the microphone…
Don't look at me
Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
Oh no, so don't you bring me down today…
"Okay. You can stop now." Vegeta commanded, "Okay. You have good stage presence, a face America wouldn't mind staring at, and a good voice to go with it. I thought you didn't do too badly. Although you still could've done better…"
"That's our first 'not bad' from our first judge. Let's see what Tabby thought."
"Great!" Tabby smiled. Jiraiya smiled.
"Yeah, perfect! I agree with Vegeta on the face thing. I could definitely stare at you all day…" Zakuro rolled her eyes and exited the stage.
"Okay. Let's welcome our fourth contestant, Ms. Mint!" Everyone clapped as she entered onto the stage. She picked the microphone and began, rather quickly…
You're beautiful, that's for sure
You'll never ever fade
You're lovely but it's not for sure
That I won't ever change
And though my love is rare
Though my love is true
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is
(and baby all I need for you to know is)
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is , I don't know where my home is
All I need for you to know is
Your faith in me brings me to tears
Even after all these years
And it pains me so much to tell
That you don't know me that well
And though my love is rare
Though my love is true…
"If your love were true enough you'd leave the stage already… I thought it was quite dreadful. Worst performance so far… Although, that's not saying much."
"Tabby?"
"I don't agree with Vegeta here. I thought it was really good! You know, Vegeta, you need to lighten up."
"Yeah, what ever…"
"Jiraiya, what do you say?"
"Not bad." He smiled.
"Okay. Our next contestant for the night is little Ms. Pudding!" Pudding entered onto the stage jumping around and smiling.
"Okay! Come on everyone!" she smiled…
A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa,Ding ding
Lets do the crazy froogg
Ding ding
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Um… Judges! What'd you think?"
"You don't want me to answer that question…" Vegeta took a sip of his soda and sat it back down.
"Um," Tabby scratched her head, "It certainly was, um, joyful!" she smiled happily.
"Look kid," Jiraiya sighed, "I don't think this competition is for someone like you okay? You might want to try the Bounce Factory…" he smirked.
"Na no da? You big meanies!" Pudding stuck her tongue out at them.
"Everyone, now, please welcome our next to last contestant for this round, Ms. Miwa!" Miwa entered and smiled at Keiichirou sitting down in the front row…
I waited till I saw the sign,
I don't know why I didn't come.
I left you by the house of fun,
I don't know why I didn't come,
I don't know why I didn't come.
When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly a way,
'stead of kneeling in the sand,
catching teardrops in my hand.
My heart is drenched in wine.
But you'll be on my mind forever.
Out across the endless sea,
I will die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road alone,
My heart is drenched in wine.
But you'll be on my mine forever.
Something has to make you run
I don't know why I didn't come…
"I honestly don't know why I'm listening to this." Vegeta stated, "It was awful. I think that jell-o girl did better than you…"
"I thought it was very nice!" Tabby smiled.
"You were okay." Jiraiya said.
"There you have it folks! Our last contestant for the night is Ms. Moe!" Everyone cheered as she entered onto the stage. She flipped her hair at the sight of Ryo…
Sweet, sugar, candy man...
Hey, uh
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop jive, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
Ooh, yeah, yeah
He took me to this cotton club on Hollywood & Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise)He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (ooh yeah)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man…
"How about a sweet, sugar coated, shut up?" Vegeta sat up straight, "At least it's over…"
"I thought is was very cute! It made me want to dance!" Tabby smiled.
"It was enjoyable." Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, folks that was the end of round one! Our judges will vote off someone from the one's that performed this time around, and it will be announced soon… Also we will have our next seven contestants perform, and another will be voted off then. Then, we'll have our twelve contestants perform! Everyone, enjoy!!!" Everyone clapped…
Please review, and tell me what you think!!! All the songs used in this fic are: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne, Before he cheats by Carrie Underwood, Candyman by Christina Aguilera, Id on't know why by Norah Jones, Frog Song by Crazy Frog, I'm like a bird by Nelly Furtado, and Beautiful by Christina Aguilera.