The Bet Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa. If I did, …………..yeah, I don't own it.

Warning: yaoi, shounen ai, twincest.

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"Kurogane,"

"What's up with you?" Two identical twins were sitting with Kurogane in a MacDonald's-type restaurant that we will now call MacDonald's. They both had brown hair, green eyes, and came up to Kurogane's neck. Currently, they were nagging at him for something. (I don't know about college, so this'll be like high school.) "I mean, seriously…"

"You're like one of the most popular guys at our college, and yet you're still a virgin?" They both shook their heads.

"That makes no sense!" Kurogane gave them a blank stare, then glared.

"How did we get on this subject again?" They waved their fingers scoldingly.

"It doesn't matter now!" One said."What matters is your manly pride is at stake!" The other finished.

"We need to get you laid quick!" They shaded their eyes scavenger-like. Kurogane rolled his eyes.

"Come on, guys, you know I have no interest in girls." They drew back as if stricken at.

"How dare you say such words!"

"It's clinically proven that if a man of our age has no interest in girls, he is gay!" The other twin gasped.

"Sanji, you don't think…."

"Yes Koji, our little Kurogane is a queer!" (Kurogane vein pop.)

"That would explain why we never see him checking out a girl!"

"It does, doesn't it?" (Kurogane vein pop.)

" I am not gay!" Kurogane snapped. "My sexuality is none of your business! Just because I have no interest in girls, doesn't mean I like guys!" The twins got a glint in their eyes that he recognized as trouble for him.

"What was your longest relationship wit a girl?" Curiosity getting the best of him he answered,

"About a month, why?" He narrowed his eyes.

"How about a bet then?"

"Date a man of our choosing for a day over the month, then dump him, heartlessly and coldly to the curb."

"And no letting him down easily!" Kurogane gave them a blank stare.

"What in heaven, earth, or hell would make you think I'd agree to that?"

"If you win…"

"We'll pay for your books next year." This caught his attention. Its not that he was poor, he'd just gotten laid off' and it didn't look like he was getting another anytime soon. He mentally cursed all evil rich twins.

"And if I lose?" The evil smiles on their faces widened.

"Tell the whole school you're gay and kiss the guy in front of them." It was silent for minutes. Deathly silent. Until Kurogane sighed.

"Whose the guy?"

" Right here, tomorrow, same time, we'll introduce you." Kurogane glared at them as they left. 'I'm going to kill them.'

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That was ch.1 I'm Not Gay. This is the first fic I've ever posted, so tell me if you like it! The chapters get a lot longer after ch.3, so review if you like. Ja Ne!