I'M WATCHIN' AMERICAN IDOL!!! YAAAAY! Yeah... I luv this show... Not as much as FMA, but... You know...

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At the Lake

"There he is!" the police shouted, pointed at Ed. "Get him!"

Ed turned to Winry, angry. "How dare you lead me here!"

Winry sighed. "You're such a child!" She pulled out her Wrenchblade, and knocked out of the police. She grinned over at Ed, twirling the giant wrench. "You really thought I was turning you in, didn't you? What, don't you trust me?"

"Well... you can be a good liar."

"Tch..." She looked at the water in silence for a minute, before grinning again. "So we going swimming or what?"

"Um.. Uh.. Okay, sure."

"Are you going swimming in your clothes?"

"Are you?"

"No," Winry replied, and started taking off her shirt. Ed blushed, and did the same.

Winry smiled over at Ed. "You better not think I'm stripping down all the way, Edward Elric."

"I wouldn't think that! Besides, what if the police wake up?" Ed asked, taking off his pants. Winry shrugged.

"Then I'll just knock them out again." She was in her bra and underwear then, and grinned over at Ed. "Here, test the water."

She pushed him in before jumping in herself. Ed spit and splashed water at Winry, who pushed him under. He dragged her with him. They then resurfaced, laughing. Then Winry noticed Roy and Riza giving the two wet blonds strange looks.

"Um... Well, this is awkward..."

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ROY!" Ed shouted angrily. Roy, in a very Hughes like fashion, pulled out a camera and started snapping pictures.

"Blackmail!"

"Roy, you ass hole!" Ed shouted, getting out of the water. Roy threw the camera to Ed, who just barely caught it.

"You have the camera, I'll have something better..." the pervy colonel said, jumping into the lake. Ed followed him into the water, and punched him.

"GET THE HELL OUT!"

"But I don't want to..." Roy pouted, hugging Winry. "She's just so cute!"

Riza sighed. "Sir, you should be arrested."

Winry was silent from shock, but Ed was pissed off. "GET OFF OF HER!" he shouted in big capital letters, viciously attacking Roy. "YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH! IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN, I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!"

Winry suddenly came out of shock, and smirked mischievously to herself. "Aw the sexy guy stopped hugging me..."

Riza nudged Roy's bloody body(which had been thrown ashore) the tip of her boot. "Are you dead?"

"Ugh..."

"Okay, you'll be fine," Riza said, walking away.

BACK TO ED AND WINRY!(who were on land)

"WHAT?!!!" Ed was in shock.

"The pyro hunk stopped hugging me..." Winry faked a pout. Ed started beating up Roy even more.

"You ASS!"

"You're gonna get fired. You know that, right?"

"No..." Ed said, confused. "'Cuz I'm off the clock."

"So? He's still your superior officer."

"No! He's just a pervert!"

"So... Why are you so jealous of Pyro Hunk?"

"I'm not!"

"No, you're just jealous that he hugged me..."

The police suddenly woke up. "You're both under arrest!" They took both Ed and Winry down town, and took Ed's arm and Winry's weapons.

"So what should we do with them Roy?" the police asked the bloody pile of flesh.

"Ugh..." replied the bloody pile of flesh.

A moogle suddenly popped out of no where and dumped a phoenix down on Roy's head.

"Send them to my office," the newly revived colonel ordered the police.

"So... can we have our clothes back now?" Ed asked. The moogle threw Ed and Winry's clothes at them, and they got dressed.

"You know Fullmetal..." Roy began, propping his feet up on his desk. "I could get you fired... But I won't, on one condition..."

"And the condition is?" Ed asked. "If it has to do with Winry, hell no! You can't have her!"

Roy put his arm around the blond mechanic. "I don't wanna keep her, I just want a kiss..." He moved in on Winry. Ed punched Roy...hard.. So he was knocked out.

"YA DAMN PERVERT!"

"...Wow..." Winry said, in awe.

"Huh?"

Winry hugged Ed. "You're so cool! ..But you're still going to get fired..."

"Um.. No I'm not!"

Winry slipped a cube of ice down the back of Ed's shirt. "Now you are! ... Cool that is." She winked.

"AAAAHHH! COLD! COLD! GET IT OUT!"

Winry smirked. "Do you really want me to?"

"YES! GET IT OUT! COLD!"

"Okay..." Winry reached up Ed's shirt to pull out the ice.

Ed's eyes went wide. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Winry pulled out the ice and held it in front of Ed's nose. "What? You told me to get it..." she smiled innocently at him.

"Well... yeah, but... Um.. Oh forget it! So how am I gonna explain his bloody body lying on the floor?" (Roy's basically dying at this point)

Winry walked over and opened the window. "We leave before we have to..."

"Okay," Ed said, and they both jumped out the window. "So... How about a trip to Mexico? I mean, they never did arrest me, and now they'll be looking for me."

"But then we'd have to be running for the rest of our lives..."

"Hm... No, we could take down the military."

"Just the two of us? And then who's gonna stop the hummunculi and all the other bad guys?"

"Others will! We don't have to do everything, do we?"

"But..." Winry looked troubled.

"But what?"

"We'd have to take down our friends to. And Granny and Al would be so disappointed in us. And what about your teacher?"

"We could.. Um.. Fine! ...I'll save my time..." Ed said, and then his mind shifted to his teacher. He shivered. 'She would hunt me down, brutally murder me, and say it was a train wreck on top of a car crash!'

Winry kissed Ed softly on the cheek. "Good boy!" She smiled and patted his head like he was a puppy.

"Grr"

"Calm down, you're such a spaz!"

"I am not!"

"Hold it right there!" the police shouted, and grabbed Ed. Then they took him to jail. Winry followed of course, but she wasn't arrested. She leaned against the bars of Ed's cell.

"How did you manage to get yourself into this mess?"

Ed's jaw dropped to the ground. "WHAT?! YOU WERE THERE! YOU KNOW!"

Winry chuckled. "And you say you're not a spaz..."

"I'm not a spaz!"

Winry rolled her eyes. "Yeah, and you're not hot either..."

Ed looked sad. "So I'm in here for how long?"

"Why are you sad? I was being sarcastic. And I dunno how long.."

Then King Bradley came and opened up Ed's cell. "You're free to go, on one condition."

Then Armstrong walked in. Yaaaay Armstrong! "Well actually, it's his condition."

Armstrong held out his arms(giggle). "You have to give me a hug and promise never to do it again!"

'NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!' "Winry, help!"

Winry walked over to Armstrong. "Don't kill him, okay?"

So then Armstrong hugged Ed... hard... As is 'crack snap break' hard.

"AUGH!"

Winry yawned. "I'm tired, can we go home now, Ed?"

"Fine..." Ed replied, holding his poor tortured back like some old man.

At Winry's House!(outside Winry's room)

Winry yawned again. "'Night Ed." She kissed him on the lips, went into her room, and shut the door. Poor little Edo-kun was left speechless... Then a random moogle walked up, and poked Ed in the forehead!

"Are you alright Mr. Tall Person?" the moogle asked.

"Um.. Yes..."

"Okay," the moogle said, and walked away.

Ed walked back to his room in a sort of daze. After he shut the door though, it finally sank in. "YES!"

Winry heard him from her room and giggled.

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ONCE UPON A PURPLE PENGUIN...

I dunno... REVIEW! IT'S THE END OF THE STORY!

Oh, and also, I'm trying to come up with character/pairing theme songs, just for the hell of it. Just songs that really seem to fit a certain character or pairing. So.. .Let me know if you have any ideas! Oh and BTW, it was my birthday yesterday... I like fanart (smiles)