God...I just finished writing an exuberent speech for right now and my computer restarted...great.

(Sasuke walks in) Who shoved a stick up her ass?

Me- Shove it fag.

Sasuke- (scoffs) Well, then!

Hinata- stop fighting

(bickering continues)

Stop Fighting

(a crash is heard as a cat screeches)

SHUT IT YOU MOTHER 'EFFERS! GOD! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TOLD YOU YOU WON'T STOP YELLING!

(turns to readers)

AND FOR KAMI'S SAKE KAIYURI DOES NOT OWN NARUTO!!!

A New Me

Chapter 1 : A Haircut and New Clothes

Hinata hid in the bushes, watching Naruto. He had been training for almost an hour and still had failed to hit the target with his shuriken. I believe in Naruto! You can get a bullseye!!! Hinata mentally hoped. ZWOOM!! The shuriken flew by. Hinata shut her eyes and slowly opened them. "YEAH!!! I did it! I hit the mark!!" Naruto screamed. I am glad... Hinata giggled. Mistake.

"Who is there?"Naruto spining around frantically, searching. Hinata stood.

"J-just me N-n-naruto-kun." Hinata whispered, poking her fingers together.

"Hmm? Why are you here Hinata?" Naruto eyed her. Hinata sighed. It was now or never.

"N-naruto, I-I-" Hinata froze. Never is better, never is better!!! Ahh, frick it. "Naruto-kun! I love you!" Hinata practically screeched.

Naruto's face hardened. "Hinata. I could never love you. You know I love Sakura. Why would you try to get in betwwen that. Besides, you're weird and stutter too much. Face it," Naruto turned around and started to walk away. He turned his head towards her, "you're annoying."

Hinata fell to her knees. How could I have not seen this coming. Even if I was naive to think that he would love, or even like me for that matter, I never knew Naruto could be so...insensitive. Hinata slowly stood up from her knees. Wiping the tears from her eyes, Hinata vowed that she would make Naruto love her...

...then dump him on his ass. Oh, yes. This was going to be quite the day.

Hinata returned home from shopping later that evening. "Hinata-chan, where have you been?" Neji asked worried. They had became best friends since after the chunin exams.

"I went out for some clothes." Hinata stated flatly. Holy, she didn't stutter...Neji anime cried and hugged Hinata. "Neji-nii! What the hell!" A fuming Hinata roared as she tried and failed to escape the clutches of Neji.

"I'm sorry (sniff) it's just such a big moment for me. First, talking clearly, next, cursing!!!" Hinata let out a sigh before hitting him lightly on the head and wriggled out of his reach.

Once in her room, Hinata locked the door. She would have no interruptions during her transformation.

---Many snips and outfits later---

Hinata smirked. "Perfect." Now all I got to do is show off to Naruto...but first is sleep. Hinata thought as she collapsed onto her bed.

As she got dressed, Hinata couldn't be more giddy. She had picked out a hott outfit that comsisted of two tanktops, one lavender and one white. The white one was shorter that the other and cut low into the back.The black reched down her middrift and left only an inch of her stomach showing. She wore hip-hugger booty shorts that were black. The cuffs were lavender. To top off the outfit, she wore fishnet armsocks.

Never feeling as confident, she proudly stepped out her room. "Hinata-sama! Why are wearing...that vulgar wardrobe?" Neji spat in disapproval.

Hinata's eyes narrowed. "Oh, really. So I need your approval now. Oh Neji, can I breath? Yeah, right. I don't need anyone trying to 'help me' I can learn by my own mistakes. Take a hike." She boasted. As she brushed past him, Hinata slammed her shoulder into his, knocking him to the ground.

As she got outside, she began to feel a little guilty. No. I need to be strong. I need to become what I aspire. I do not have the time to worry about guilt. She thought, accidentally bumping into someone. Hinata fell to the ground. "Watch where you are going!" A voice sneered.

Hinata glared, "Shut it, you fucking jackass." She stood up, bitch-slapped the man infront of her, and walked away. Sasuke just stared in awe, a red bump appearing on his cheek. He smirked,

Hinata walked away, blushing mad, but hiding it. I hit Sasuke, I hit Sasuke Uchiha, KAMI I HIT THE SASUKE UCHIHA!!!!! Shaking it off, she continued down the street...Then suddenly stopped. Hinata smirked, he is the perfect tool to get my revenge. What I do with him afterwards is up to me when the time comes.